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What are some funny sentences?

1: I always believe that my best friend will become very rich. Then he kept me, and that idiot thought so, too.

2. One day, the coach was learning to drive in the Institute of Education, and suddenly a robber came.

Robber: Stop the car! Please stop the car! I called you for a long time, but I didn't hear you. Don't move. Get rid of the police car behind you. Otherwise LZ will stab you to death. Drive forward, now.

Coach: Don't panic, sister. Listen to my command, practice the action just now again, shift to first gear, slowly release the clutch, and lightly step on the accelerator.

Let's go . . Hey, hey, yeah. . . Let's go . Ah, yes. Let's go . .

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