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Almost got into Tsinghua's joke.

Almost admitted to Tsinghua's joke is as follows:

1. When I was a child, I often wondered whether I would go to Peking University or Tsinghua when I grew up. Now I think I think too much.

2. Actually, the papers are all the same. I may be Fudan and Tsinghua.

It's not that I didn't get into Tsinghua, I just left the opportunity to others.

The threshold of Tsinghua is too high, so I have to choose the path.

The tuition in Tsinghua is too expensive. Go to another school.

6. The college entrance examination is coming soon. Looking back, I was admitted to Tsinghua by five points, but I didn't dare to look back ... It was tears to talk too much ... When the admission line in Tsinghua was 695, I got 69 points.

7. I got a score of 69. 1 on the admission line of 69 1 in Tsinghua, and almost fell to Sun Shan.

School introduction

Since the reform and opening up, Tsinghua University has gradually established the long-term goal of building a world-class university and entered a new period of vigorous development. The school has successively resumed or established the disciplines of science, literature, medicine and economic management, and established a graduate school and a continuing education college. 1999, the Central Academy of Arts and Crafts merged to form Tsinghua University Academy of Fine Arts.

Facing the future, Tsinghua University will adhere to the school motto of "striving for self-improvement, respecting morality and carrying things" and the school spirit of "actions speak louder than words", adhere to the school-running style of "integrating Chinese and Western, linking ancient and modern times, and infiltrating arts and sciences" and the training characteristics of "being red, specialized and comprehensive", carry forward the tradition of "patriotic dedication, pursuing Excellence" and the spirit of "keeping humanities fresh", and strive to be at the forefront of building a world-class university.