Nanchang joke sketch

Mouth: Police Master, Ma Dong: Police Master-Mouth: What about my question-Ma Dong: Is your master ridiculous? ! Comrade! Comrade! Police ... police and ... comrades! Drunk driving must be our fault. Ma Dong: Good attitude. Mouth: But drinking and driving are two problems. Ma Dong: Two questions. Mouth: Don't talk about drunken problems. Ma Dong: Not ... eh? Mouth: Tell me again why I want to drive. Ma Dong: Why? Mouth: Why should I drive? Xu Dong: Huh? Mouth: Because I want to go home. Xu Dong: Mouth: Why did you drive home? Ma Dong: Why? Mouth: Because my family lives far away. Ma Dong: Youkou: Why does my family live far away? Ma Dong: Why? Mouth: Because I bought a house in the suburbs. Ma Dong: Youkou: Why did you buy a house in the suburbs? Ma Dong: Why? Mouth: Because the housing prices in the city are too expensive. Ma Dong: Right Mouth: Why is the house price too expensive? Ma Dong: Why? Mouth: Because of the American subprime mortgage crisis. Ma Dong: Youkou: Why is the subprime mortgage crisis? Ma Dong: Why? Mouth: Because of his economic depression. Ma Dong: That's the point: what about his financial crisis ... Ma Dong: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Where do you want me to go? You are such a big mouth! Just talk about drunk driving! Mouth: # @! # % % * & amp& amp*+——@%#￥￥@! #￥%! %￥…