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Do Taiwan Province people, SAR people and southerners watch CCTV Spring Festival Gala?

2008 CCTV Spring Festival Evening ratings list

Liaoning 88.9

Jilin 87.7

Heilongjiang 85.3

Beijing

Hebei 70.2

Tianjin 68.8

Shanxi 68.6

Shandong 68.4

Ningxia 67.7

Gansu

Inner Mongolia 63.8

Shaanxi 6 1.5

Henan 59.2

Xinjiang 55.4

Anhui 24.8

Hubei 19.3

Jiangxi 18.7

Jiangsu 18.6

Guizhou 18.4

Shanghai 17.4

Sichuan 16.5

Yunnan 14.7

Hunan 14. 1

Zhejiang 13.9

Fujian 12.2

Guangdong 5.3

Guangxi 2.6

Hainan 1.3

According to relevant media statistics, in 2008, the ratings of some southern provinces were very low, such as Guangdong 5.3, Guangxi 2.6 and Hainan 1.3, while the ratings of northern provinces were particularly high, such as Liaoning 88.9, Jilin 87.7, Heilongjiang 85.3, Beijing 73.2, Hebei 70.2 and Tianjin 68.8. Why southerners don't like to watch the Spring Festival Gala is because the programs of the Spring Festival Gala are for northerners. I come from the south. To tell the truth, I haven't watched the Spring Festival Gala for more than five years. In my mind, the Spring Festival Gala is a special event for northerners, as if it doesn't matter to us southerners. In the early years, I couldn't stand the host's sentence "Now the whole family is eating jiaozi in front of the TV to watch the party". Eating jiaozi in the New Year is a matter for northerners, but we southerners don't have this custom!

For the southern audience, discussing the Spring Festival Gala is more boring than interesting. Just like in the online comments and posts of the Spring Festival Evening every year, many southern netizens said, "What are you still talking about? We have stopped watching the Spring Festival Gala. " Nowadays, many people think that the Spring Festival Evening is deviating from the south more and more, and it has almost become a special event for northern audiences, which is inconsistent with the concept of "national variety show" in the Spring Festival Evening. Just like the skit performed by Feng Gong and Wang in this year's Spring Festival Evening, Feng Gong's phrase "I, a Beijinger, have a pocket of 3,500 yuan when I go out" makes southerners feel ridiculous.

In our impression, in recent years, most of the Spring Festival Gala programs are northern programs, comic sketches in Northeast dialect, teasing in Beijing films, duet and yangko. There are few programs with southern characteristics, at most a few pieces of Yue Opera, and occasionally there is a program in southern dialect, which is also a satirical "bird talk". It is true that the northern language family is much better than the southern dialect, but blindly satirizing the southern dialect has become a "stop program" in the Spring Festival Evening in recent years.

Northerners like folk art sketches, so the Spring Festival Evening every year is almost a cliche, and dance programs add sketches or cross talks. Of course, quite a few southern audiences also like northern sketches, but without innovation and breakthrough, it is easy to have a sense of distance. A few years ago, military crosstalk with southern characteristics was very popular because their indifference satisfied the new taste of the audience.

Braised pork is delicious, but no one can finish it all at once, and no one will refuse "Yangzhou fried rice" and "Southern soup pot" because braised pork is delicious. If the director doesn't realize the present situation of the Spring Festival Gala, he will still arrange the party as a "performance" for the northern audience. Even if he is ready for more "scolding", I am afraid it will not help.

Now the biggest problem of the Spring Festival Gala is not the "scolding" of the northern audience, but the loss of the southern audience, which is the forgetting of the southern audience. Scold or not is not an important criterion to evaluate the quality of the Spring Festival Evening program. Not scolding may not mean satisfaction, but death and giving up! I really don't want to see the Spring Festival Gala getting less and less embarrassing in the south.