Crosstalk "Bragging" Line Full Edition

The full version of crosstalk "Bragging" is as follows:

A: Our family is a braggart!

B: Our family is still a braggart major!

A: Our family boasts that we don't pay taxes.

B: We don't pay for bragging!

A: I didn't blow. I went to the toilet as soon as I was born.

B: Crawl slowly.

A: Who was born to crawl?

B: Then how can I get there?

A: The bed will be used as a toilet!

B: It's called bed wetting!

A: I will run in three months.

He must be a freak!

A: My mother will go to work in three months. I have to run from grandma's house to grandma's house.

B: Just run!

A: When it comes to bragging, I can't compare with anyone.

I don't believe it. Do you dare to compete here?

A: Blow here. No problem!

B: I can eat five bowls of noodles at a meal if I have a big appetite!

I can eat eight pounds of jiaozi in one meal!

Gee, I have a fever!

I also had a high fever last night!

I have a high fever, 67 degrees.

A: I have a high fever, which is 94 degrees.

B: You're not afraid of burning to death!

A: I sleep at night with a handful of corn in my hand, and the next day it's all popcorn!

B: Sleep under the quilt at night. The next day, I saw a big hole in the quilt!

A: I am taller than the building!

B: With my head in the sky and my feet on the ground, I can reach a big plane!

A: My upper lip is facing the sky and my lower lip is facing the ground!

Where's your face?

A: Bragging is shameless!

B: Hey!

Matters needing attention in cross talk

Crosstalk needs tacit cooperation. Crosstalk is usually performed by two people, so the tacit understanding of cooperation is very important. They need to echo each other in the performance to achieve the best stage effect. Crosstalk needs to grasp the rhythm. The rhythm of cross talk is very important, and the proper rhythm can make the audience better participate in the performance. At the same time, we should be good at using pause and blank space in the performance, so that the audience has enough time to taste jokes.

Crosstalk needs to use language skills. The use of language in cross talk is very important, and witty remarks and humor are the charm of cross talk. By using various language skills, such as pun, homophonic, irony, etc. Can increase the layering and richness of puns.

Crosstalk needs to show true feelings. Although humor and banter are essential elements in cross talk, only by integrating true feelings into the performance can the audience really feel the charm of cross talk. Pay attention to the expression and transmission of emotions in the performance, so that the audience can feel warm and moved while laughing.