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The ancestor of the giant panda is Chiyou Mountain. Why do you sell cute animals of beasts?

The ancestor of the giant panda is Chiyou Mountain, the first of the six ancient beasts. They sold Meng from the giant.

The Battle of Hanquan was the first large-scale compromise between clans and tribes recorded in historical books. After Chiyou was defeated by Huangdi and Yan Di, there were conflicts between tribes from time to time, fighting for territory and property, which eventually led to the Battle of Hanquan. In order to expand their power, the military of both sides exhausted their skills, not only uniting the neighboring ethnic groups, but also organizing lions of beasts. Liezi Huangdi records: Huangdi and Yan Di fought bloody battles in the wild of Hanquan, with handsome bears, wolves, leopards and tigers as pioneers. Eagle and kite are the flags.

There are countless small-scale wars, and large-scale wars are three * * *. The final victory of Emperor Yan confirmed the guiding position of the Yellow Emperor and formed the embryonic form of a new combination beyond tribal alliances.

Recently, I read some information about the Battle of Hanquan, and I invented a wonderful job, which is the lovely thing below!

Because the two tribes participating in the war are very strong, the scope of peace is spectacular. Jia Yi's "Old Books" in the Han Dynasty said: "Half of the Yan Emperor and the Yellow Emperor are half-brothers. The Yellow Emperor took the road, but Emperor Yan did not listen. He fought in the wild of Zhuolu, and his blood became a river. " "Lu Chunqiu Wandering Soldiers" also describes the cloud: "The soldiers have been here for a long time, and Huang Yanzhi used fire and water." Liezi Huangdi said, "Huangdi and Yan Di fought in the wild of Hanquan, handsome bears, wolves and leopards. Tigers are pioneers, carving, Eagle and kite are the flags. " "Dai Wuli Dede" says: "(Huangdi) and (Yan Di) fought in the wild of Hanquan, and then they had to do what they wanted." According to the above documents, Huangdi tribe and Yan Di tribe have made a lot of preparations for the success of this peace. They not only mobilized their overall strength, but also joined other tribes as allies. In this respect, the Yellow Emperor is more prominent. Bears, scorpions and leopards? Tigers and sculptures? Eagles and kites are not beasts, but totems of various tribes. Large-scale war * * * three times, killing is very fierce.

After the war, the Yellow Emperor led the "bears, wolves and leopards". In the Han boxing field, six branches of the "tigers" fought with Emperor Yan, each holding a flag marked by their own worship. As the commander-in-chief of the six armies, the Yellow Emperor also held a banner similar to "Big Week" and set the stage. At first, Emperor Yan besieged the Yellow Emperor with fire while he was unprepared, making Xuanyuan City smoke billowing, and Ying Long burned the flame with water. The handsome soldiers of the Yellow Emperor drove Yandi back to Sakamoto Valley and told his soldiers to fight Yandi without hurting his life. In the cold spring valley, seven flags were erected and the seven-star tactics were launched. After the victory of Emperor Yan's Fire War, he was powerless and devastated in the face of the Seven Flags of the Stars. He hid in the camp and did not dare to pick a fight. Huangdi admired Yan Di's medical and farming skills and decided to join hands with him to create a cultural country. He trained in array outside the camp of Emperor Yan, and unchanging array is common. The scattered battles made the soldiers of Emperor Yan dizzy. After more than three years of practice, the combat effectiveness of various ministries has gradually strengthened, and Emperor Yan can only look around with the cliff head as a shield. However, in the past three years, the Yellow Emperor sent soldiers to dig around the clock during the training with the protection of the Seven-Star Flag, and dug a cave in front of the Yan Di camp. Suddenly one day, soldiers of the Yellow Emperor suddenly jumped out, attacked Yan Di's camp and captured Yan Di alive.

This is the iron eater! According to the final relationship between victory and defeat, the iron-eating beast should be on the emperor's side, that is to say, in addition to surprise attack, the emperor can also make good use of the fighting capacity of the beast to maximize the disadvantage of air peace during the cold weapon period. Emperor Yan's army was at war and found that the Yellow Emperor had sent a group of black-eyed white bears to attack the city. This phenomenon, gee.

On the other hand, it is said that Chiyou's mount is also an iron eater. Does Chiyou's victory have anything to do with this? My mind always shows a picture of Chiyou riding an iron-eating beast to fight. The Yellow Emperor threw a bamboo on the ground, and Chiyou died.

The conclusion has come out. Ancient beasts ate iron beasts. After being defeated by Chiyou, it was sealed by the Yellow Emperor. In the future, I will change my name to the giant panda, selling Meng for a living, and I am extremely scared!

According to the research and analysis of the giant panda fossils invented in the Late Miocene paleoanthropology stratum in Lufeng, Yunnan, [1] As early as 8 million years ago, ailuaractos lufengensis, the ancestor of the existing giant panda, was born on the edge of the humid jungle in the cold zone of Lufeng, Yunnan, China. This is the earliest carnivorous panda evolved from a bear-like species, collectively known as the fat fox. If "Shih Panda" is considered to be the first giant panda in China, then the giant panda appeared on the territory of China earlier than human beings.

The fragmentary evolutionary relationship of giant pandas: About 26 million years ago, in Oligocene, they differentiated from the ancestors of a coordinated ancient carnivorous plant into early bear-like and ancient alkane bears. In the early Miocene, Archaean bears indirectly evolved into bear-like bears in America today. Early bear-like plants began to differentiate into the first bear, the first panda and the early red panda in the early Miocene about 6.5438+0.2 million years ago. The branch on the other side evolved into a semi-bear, and it developed into an olive bear. An improved branch of primitive bear evolved into today's true bear in Pleistocene, that is, Xiong Ke plants, including two subfamilies: one is spectacles bear, which belongs to spectacles bear subfamily; Urapidae includes six species: black bear, brown bear, American black bear, polar bear, grizzly bear and Malay bear. The early red pandas indirectly evolved into today's red pandas.

The original panda has evolved into a special category of existence, just like the giant panda family. Its branch, the suburban panda all over Europe, became extinct in the early Miocene, and its main branch evolved into a giant panda, of which only one species remained in the bamboo forest in the flat valley.

Since the late Miocene, giant pandas have generally experienced degradation processes such as initial period, growth period, peak period and decline period.

Throughout the Pleistocene, the fossil subspecies of giant pandas were widely distributed, almost all over eastern and southern China, from Zhoukoudian in the north to Taiwan Province Island in the south and Myanmar, Viet Nam and northern Thailand in the south. At that time, giant pandas lived with saber-toothed tigers, saber-toothed elephants, Beijingers and northerners, forming a typical Pleistocene fossil group of giant panda saber-toothed elephants. During the Middle Pleistocene and the Early Pleistocene, the Qinling Mountains and its southern mountains experienced drastic changes in natural conditions, such as large-scale glaciers. Especially after the Quaternary glaciation about18,000 years ago, the giant panda saber-toothed flora declined, and most plants became extinct, leaving only most fossils to show its existence. The giant pandas in the north disappeared, and the distribution area of giant pandas in the north also suddenly decreased, entering the decline period of history books.

Records in Beichuan county, Sichuan province call giant pandas "iron eaters". There are many such records as early as in ancient books. The new moon in the Western Han Dynasty (from 0/53 BC to 93 BC) said in "Nerve": "There is a beast in the south named Bite Iron." In Er Ya Shi Beast by Guo Pu in Jin Dynasty, the description of the giant panda is "bear-like, with small head and clumsy feet, arguing between right and wrong, and can feed on copper, iron and bamboo bones." Yuan Mu's "The First Episode of New Qi Xie" in the Ming Dynasty has a more detailed description: "There are tapirs in Fangxian County, and they like to eat copper and iron without hurting people. Any official plow, hoe, knife and axe will drool and eat like rot. The iron sheets wrapped on the city gate are all right. "

Giant pandas belong to Carnivora in plant classification. In the process of degradation for millions of years, because of the relationship between the situation and food capital, it chose bamboo as its main food. In the thriving bamboo forest, there lives a kind of small bamboo mouse like a pig. It eats open bamboo stems, destroys the bamboo forest and makes the giant panda very energetic. If it invented a bamboo rat hole, it would take a big breath and beat the ground hard with its front paws to force the bamboo rat out. Assuming that the bamboo mouse doesn't come out, it will dig a hole to "steal the house", scare the bamboo mouse away, and be caught by the giant panda guarding the hole and have a good meal.

Every summer, when the mountain is closed by heavy snow, the giant panda will pick up the bodies of some frozen wild plants, or go down to the valley to visit from house to house to pick up pig bones, sheep's hoofs or cow heads abandoned by villagers, so some people call it a "vegetarian monk" who eats meat.

In the twenty-ninth year of Wanli in the Ming Dynasty, the Qing emperor Nurhachi organized the style into four flags. In the forty-third year of Wanli, four flags of yellow, white, red and blue were added, and the system of eight flags was established. In wartime, all soldiers are civilians, which makes them have strong combat effectiveness.

Some people say that Yuan and Qing Dynasties were the colonial authorities after the national subjugation and extinction of the Central Plains. The following is my view on preservation. As a result, the national tragedy is too sensitive. However, compared with the colonial policy of later generations in the East, (Yangzhou 10th, Jiading 3rd Slaughter) is definitely a (worse) and (indelible) stain.

Compared with the decline of Eight Banners Playboy, the later Eight Banners was quite effective. In addition, when the country was in danger at the end of the Ming Dynasty, the Lindong Party was still fighting. Manchu entered the customs smoothly. Became the first feudal dynasty in the history of China.

Although the three flags above and the five flags below are all eight flags, their positions are quite different.

Shangsanqi is the three flags indirectly monopolized by Emperor Tiandi in Qing Dynasty. Before the Qing army entered the customs, the yellow flag, the yellow flag and the blue flag were under the personal jurisdiction of Huang Taiji, and they were the emperor's personal soldiers, known as the "upper three flags". The rest are red flags, red flags, white flags, white flags and blue flags, which are called "the next five flags". They are in charge of the Prince, Baylor and Beizi and are stationed in various places.

After entering the Central Plains, Dourgen classified the white flag he led as the upper three flags, and reduced the blue flag under the jurisdiction of Haug to the lower five flags, which has not changed since then. After the death of Dourgen, the emperor shunzhi took over the jurisdiction of Zhengbaiqi.

Like the Eight Banners, everyone wants to mix with the Three Banners, hoping to be hanged by the meritorious military service; At the same time, it is not expected to lower the flag, that is, from the upper three flags to the lower five flags. The difference between the upper three flags and the lower five flags is not only in reputation and salary. Because there are many other rights that Shangsanqi has no right to enjoy.

The sad reminder of the two red flags, after crossing the mountain, can not make up for the fact that there are more soldiers than people.

Dai Shan, the leader of the two red flags, was troubled by his political stance in the past. Otherwise, it is inconsistent with the opinion of the supreme ruler. Old age is depressed. As a kind of criticism, it continued until the late Qing Dynasty. Neither of the two red flags was compensated by the number of soldiers and men at a time. As a result, the two red flags that could compete with the three flags in the past officially declined. Gradually become the weakest existence in the Eight Banners.

Until the middle of Qing dynasty, the sum of the life experiences of the two red flags? Just give two red flags a little dignity. But even if there is? Nor did it bring improvement to the two red flags. Both red flags are falling. Until the demise of the Qing Dynasty.

The Eight Banners of Mongolia, the Eight Banners of Han people and the accessories of the Eight Banners system can only be said to be princes.

Eight Banners Mongolia is one of the three components of the Eight Banners in Qing Dynasty. It refers to the Mongolian flag among the Eight Banners. It is not the only one that owns eight Mongolian flags, but it is mistakenly called "Mongolian Eight Banners" in some places.

Together with the Eight Banners Manchuria and the Eight Banners Han Army, all the Eight Banners Army are in the form of soldiers. It belongs to the eight flags of yellow, white, red, blue, yellow, white, red and blue. The Eight Banners Mongolia came into being before the League Banner system, which is different from the Mongolian League Banner and directly belongs to the Eight Banners style in Qing Dynasty. But its position is slightly lower than that of Manchu in the Eight Banners and higher than that of Han Army in the Eight Banners.

The Eight Banners Han Army is one of the three major components of the Eight Banners in Qing Dynasty. It refers to the Han flag in the Eight Banners, not a single eight-faced Han flag, but a part of it is mistakenly called "the Eight Banners of the Han Army". Together with Manchuria and Mongolia, the Eight Banners Army is composed of soldiers. It belongs to the eight flags of yellow, white, red, blue, yellow, white, red and blue. The secondary source of the Eight Banners Han Army is the "heavy artillery force". For example, the people who joined the Jin Dynasty automatically at the end of the Ming Dynasty or were robbed by the successor regime of the Qing Dynasty in Liaodong in later peacetime were mainly Han Chinese, but there were also a few local China Jurchen and Mongolian ancients who had been officials in the DPRK.

The Eight Banners Han Army was deeply trusted by Huang Taiji and made great contributions to the peace and ups and downs of the situation in the Han Dynasty in the early Qing Dynasty. It is not surprising that he became a senior official in the Qing Dynasty, but gradually declined in the middle of the Qing Dynasty and lost his influence.

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In the evening, my mother has fallen asleep.

At night, my mother fell asleep, and I was still happily playing with my new mobile phone and ipad ... When my father came back from work, he put his hand on my shoulder and said, "Yo! Who bought this for you! " I said happily, "My mother bought it for me. My mother cleaned the house this morning and then accidentally fell down! " ! Get up and ask if you always want a new mobile phone and a new ipad! Then she took me out to buy, and she bought some new clothes herself ... "Dad said doubtfully," Is there something wrong with your mother? This is not her character either ... "After that, my father went to the toilet ... but after a while, my father rushed out of the toilet and whispered to me," Did you see the envelope caught in the heating seam? "