Abcdefghijk joke

At school, little Johnny's classmates told him that most adults hide at least one dark secret, so it is very easy to blackmail them by saying "I know the whole truth". Little Johnny decided to go home and have a try.

Johnny's mother greeted him at home and he told her, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly gave him $20 and said, "Just don't tell your father." The boy was very happy to wait for his father to come home from work and said to him, "I know the whole truth." His father immediately handed him $40 and said, "Please don't say a word to your mother." ?

The boy was very happy. On his way to school the next day, he saw the postman at his door. The boy greeted him and said, "I know the whole truth." The postman immediately put down the mail, opened his arms and said, "Then give your father a big hug!" "

The family is at the dinner table. The son asked his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?" The father was surprised and replied, "son, women go through three stages." A woman in her twenties has a round and strong chest like a melon. When she was in her thirties and forties, they were just like pears, still beautiful and a little droopy. After 50, they are like onions. " "Onions?" The son asked. "yes. When you see them, they make you cry. " This angered his wife and daughter. The daughter asked, "Mom, how many different kinds of penis are there?" Mother smiled and said, "Oh, dear, men also go through three stages. In his twenties, his penis was like an oak tree, mighty and hard. Thirty or forty years old is like a birch, flexible but reliable. Over 50 years old, it's like a Christmas tree. " "Christmas tree?" The daughter asked. "Yes, it died from the root, and the ball was just for decoration."

Wife: "How would you describe me?" ?

Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." ?

Wife: "What does that mean?" ?

Husband: "Cute, beautiful, cute, likable, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous and hot." ?

Wife: "Oh, thank you, but what about IJK?" ?

Husband: "I'm kidding!" "