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Talk about Halloween children asking for candy blessings.

1. Halloween is coming, you should be careful. There are GREAT GHOST kids outside, but don't be afraid. I'll teach you a way: scratch your hair, wear black clothes, how to draw it if it's scary, and carry a bag of big candy. It's good to be a traitor! They can't find you. It's fun to fool around all night!

2. Because you are "the kid is big" and you like to do things like "the kid is in charge". The "Holy King of 1, Ghosts" sent eight "Ghosts", including Happy Ghost, Ruyi Ghost, cry baby, Laughing Ghost, Romantic Ghost, Lucky Ghost, Smart Ghost and Flattery, to wish you a happy Halloween!

3. Please note that an unknown object is found wandering ahead. Don't move. It's probably a ghost who sneaked out on Halloween! Please put your hands together and say the spell: Happy Halloween! Only in this way can you be safe and happy on Halloween!

4. Halloween, Pig Bajie: Big Brother, why don't you go to exorcise demons today? The Monkey King: I am very merciful. Let them have a holiday and have a carnival. Let's talk about it tomorrow! GREAT GHOST kids, tall, thin, beautiful and ugly ghosts, I wish you a happy Halloween. If you can, you will die quickly. Let's get out of here at dawn tomorrow.

5. Ignore the merits of others. As a prominent figure in the path of monsters, I am very cautious in sending text messages. Halloween is here, and I wish you a happy holiday on behalf of my brothers on the road of monsters!

6. Halloween is here. Give you a mask to make you smile and glow with glory. Give you a coat to show off your devil-like figure. Give you a pair of shoes, so that you can break through the difficulties and everything goes smoothly. Happy Halloween!

7. when will all saints exist? Only one day a year. I wonder how many cans of candy I need at home. I want to leave secretly, but I'm afraid of being surrounded by ghosts, so I can't stand the cold at night. Suddenly, I played the role of a child. Carry a melon lamp, wear a white robe and knock on the door. Ask for candy, or trick or treat. By the time I got home, it was full of pots. This matter is between you and me. Just wait for the imp to come and have a good laugh.

8. On Halloween night, turn off your mobile phone to prevent receiving calls from the underworld; Close the doors and windows to prevent ghosts from invading; Light all the lights, ghosts are afraid of light; If there is a power failure, you will have to wear long hair, pretend to be a ghost, open the door and rush to the street to have a carnival with your ghost brothers and sisters, and wish you a happy Halloween.

9. I wish you every success in your love career! Wansheng Wansheng, may you be healthy and energetic! No pumpkin lantern, still hello. Happy Halloween!

1. It is said that today is Halloween, the ghost festival in the west. It is said that there are many people who play pranks, but don't worry, I will never do that. It's hard for you to celebrate the festival. Why should I mess with you? Are you a ghost? Hehe, I wish you a happy Halloween!

11. Today is Halloween, and ghosts are very active. Did you see a ghost sweeping his grave today? I asked him why he came out, and he said he missed you and would come to see you after sweeping the grave!

12. Halloween is a ghost festival. Dear, don't go out at random today. Be careful that ghosts are following you. But don't be afraid, I will drive away all the demons behind you with my love! Trick or treat Halloween.

Halloween party, trick or treat! I believe the pumpkin filled with devil's candy prepared by a group of committee members on Halloween. Do you still like it?

trick or treat on Halloween

1. Trick or treat on Halloween. All monsters are out.

2. Give candy ~ Trick or treat ~ Fantastic night at the basketball court ~ Are you here ~

3. Happy Halloween ~ However, I seem to be past the age of trick or treat.

Fourth, Jinx was trick-or-treating yesterday.

5. I've said several times on Halloween that I'll trick or treat you. Please give me walnuts.

6. Candy given by Halloween children. I may be a trick-or-treating teacher.

trick or treat, okay, okay, here's a big bag of candy, good night!

trick or treat! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

9. The kid said, Dad! Dad! See who I am in cos? I am your little angel and your little devil! Trick or treat!

aunt Chen jiaren, give sugar to sugar, or make trouble if you don't give sugar.

eleven, a group of little dinosaurs who made trouble without giving candy were caught red-handed.

trick or treat. I would have given it to you.

XIII. The Double Ninth Festival is approaching Halloween. Many schools organize activities about the festival in the circle of friends. Some organize children to wash their feet for grandparents to show their filial piety. Some dress up in a strange way to make trouble without giving candy. The collision between Chinese and Western cultures and the suppression and release of human nature are quite lively. Then think about what activities in their class are not organized, and they don't add any trouble to me. It's great, and my heart is even happy and playful.

trick or treat, and we'll patrol your house.

trick or treat. I want to go to the first playground with you.

16. trick or treat, where are the candies of the small owners ~! Hey, hey, hey.

XVII. It turned out to be Halloween. I want to celebrate it, too. Trick or treat.

18. When eating out, a girl with devil's horns excitedly ran to the table and said, Trick or treat. I said: I have no sugar, only big chicken legs. Lori stayed for a while, and then her mother came over and nodded to us and said to Lori, We can't have sugar. And took her away. Lori said as she walked, "Mom, chicken legs are more delicious. < P > 19. Trick or treat, hey, hey, ha, ha, and be in a daze.

twenty, Halloween! ? Trick or treat! ? Forget it. Let's dance. Good night.

trick or treat, and I ate the first family in Jiaxing today. Good night, everyone. Talk about Halloween Talk about Halloween Space

1. Are you ready for Halloween? Is it a little melancholy? It doesn't matter, I believe there will be a rainbow after the rainy day! Let's have a happy Halloween and party together! Put away everything that goes wrong. Happy Halloween!

2. Wages are misers, prices are big heads, house prices are vampires, banks are debt collectors, their mood is a nuisance, and fate is a troublemaker. When Halloween comes, throw out your troubles and let them all go to hell!

3. Are you asleep? At this point, let's go to bed early. Today is Halloween. Be careful of the incredible things, hehe … Happy Halloween! !

4. My helpless eyes are waiting for you, and my cold breath is calling you. Without you, my world is pale, and without you, my smile is shaded. You are the only person for me to be possessed by this lonely soul.

5. In order to welcome the arrival of Halloween, I prepared a big surprise for you. I invited the Monkey King to perform 72 changes for you. He is a troublemaker, and now you can't be happy. Hey, hey, have fun!

6. The sky was full of stars last night. Where are you romantic? Halloween is a ghost fire. Where are you embarrassing yourself? GREAT GHOST kids all listen to my call, call me back as soon as you get the message! Happy Halloween!

7. Thank you for your concern. You spoiled me and made me fly before I knew there were plans. This Halloween, let me take you to the sky, okay? Don't be afraid, you won't fall with me!

8. I'm grateful for your concern. You spoiled me and made me fly before I knew there were plans. This Halloween, let me take you to the sky, okay? Don't be afraid, you won't fall with me!

9, faithful overseer of Halloween, the way to stay away from Satan: As long as you have a righteous mind, even if Satan is around you, he can't do anything to you ... Happy Halloween!

1. Amitabha, you should spend Halloween like this: mobile phone screen reminder: "Amitabha", text messages are transmitted to each other, and the beginning and the end should be "Amitabha". chanting Buddha can't make things clean, whether it is temporary or not. Happy Halloween, Amitabha!

11. Halloween is coming. It's important to emphasize that you can pretend to be scary, but you should also be tasteful when pretending to be a ghost. Our principle is to make all ghosts happy when they see you, including the person who is reading the text message.

12. Three golds are called Xin, three woods are called Sen, three mouths are called Pin, and three people are called Zhong. So, what are the names of the three ghosts? ..... called "help". Happy Halloween!

13. The wind is howling, ghosts are barking, and pumpkins are constantly shining; Accompanied by lights, people jump wildly, and Halloween is so lively; Wear ghost clothes and hats and swear to make a mess of today. Hehe, happy Halloween!

14. Halloween: I make pumpkins into lights to drive away the' ghosts' in your heart; I'll make pumpkin into soup to extinguish the' magic' in your heart; I put the spell of good luck in the short message of blessing; I wish you a happy Halloween!

15. It's Halloween, so be careful who knocks at the door. Please don't open the door if you are not sure about the object. There have been frequent burglaries on Halloween over the years, so be careful about short messages. You must be on your guard if you don't know how to borrow money. There are many people who are cheated.

16. When Halloween comes, people will put on ghost costumes, skull masks, hold pumpkin lanterns, get in ghost carriages and come to your house to scare you. Don't be afraid, as long as you take out the blessing message I sent you, you will not be scared. I wish you a happy Halloween, and don't be scared by ghosts!

17. Are you ready for a cheerful mood? On Halloween night, let's go on a carnival, forget our troubles and let our hearts be released in communication.

18. The wind blows through the fallen leaves in the street, welcoming a group of kids with light steps. Let's dance around and talk nonsense tonight! Happy Halloween!

19. The skin of winter melon and watermelon should be changed at Halloween. Your head, my head, change your head on Halloween. Scare you, scare you, Doby you in Halloween. Ha ha, don't be afraid, Halloween is here, I wish you hold it in Halloween!

2. For your personal safety, please make sure that you are an adult, courageous enough, have no heart disease, and have normal blood pressure ... Be careful ... Be careful ... Be careful ... Don't turn it over. Happy Halloween!

21. When you see this message, you must do one thing according to the following requirements. Enter the words Happy Halloween in your mobile phone and send them to the people you like, because today is a ghost festival and they need blessings.

22. Madness is the main theme of today, scaring people is for fun, screaming is your tone, and it is the laughter of you and me. Pretending to be a ghost should be put into a climax. When Halloween comes, wear a different look, play with ghosts and howl, and live a happy taste!

23. Don't be sad. You see someone is laughing at you. He is standing outside the window. Go out and let him in. He will make you happy. Ask me who he is. Only a ghost will tell you. Happy Halloween.

24, deep affection, short message blessing shows concern: don't be greedy for wine and cigarettes, smokers and drunkards are out of the picture, don't be straight when you meet beautiful women, don't be a lecher, live a colorful life, don't be a cheapskate, and wish you a happy Halloween!

25. Do you remember today last year? I didn't mean to scare you! But that was the first time I held you in my arms!

26. There are ghosts everywhere during the day. How can there be so many ghosts at night? Because today is Halloween, let's pretend to be ghosts and have a happy night.

27. Halloween, send a message. Those who return information are good ghosts, but those who don't return are bad ghosts; Save the handsome ghost, delete the bad ghost; It's selfish to steal fun alone, but it's fun to share with you.

28. In order to show my sincere blessing to you, 36-way demons and 72-way ghosts, listen to my command and immediately send a chocolate cake to my good friend who is reading short messages, and send my blessing. Happy Halloween!

29. When you smile, wolves hang themselves. When you scream, chickens fly and dogs jump. When you stop, the smell is pervasive. When you sweat, lice are a disaster. If you don't dress up, it's uglier than ghosts. When you dress up, ghosts are paralyzed! Dedicated to you on Halloween!

3. Light the jack-o-lantern and shine your sweet dreams into the morning; Start the magic broom and drive you to knock on the door of happiness; Care for all the time, care for every minute, dear friend: I sincerely wish you a happy Halloween and contentment! Halloween blessing message

31. There are Jesus in the west and Tathagata in the east. Learn from the Tang Priest to surrender to Wukong, learn from Wukong to slay demons, and learn from the devil to disturb the world. Halloween, Halloween night, I wish you the prayer of the Bible and the blessing of Buddhist scriptures. Happy Halloween in the East!

32. Bajie likes Halloween, and he can be loved by dressing up as Tang Priest. Tang Priest likes Halloween, so he can pretend to be Bajie to avoid the disturbance. Wukong likes Halloween. He can pretend to be a Tathagata with five fingers in power, and Tathagata likes Halloween. He can pretend to be Wukong and make trouble whenever he wants. Happy Halloween!

33. On Halloween, in order to welcome the ghost guests, welcome to watch a program written and directed by me. The name is a kid who shows you how to read short messages on your mobile phone. The performer: the kid who is reading short messages! Hehe, happy Halloween!

34. One-day Halloween tour: cross Naihe Bridge, drink Mengpo soup, visit the Palace of Hades, and visit eighteen levels of hell. Including free entertainment: go up the knife and go down the frying pan. Senior tour guide: Tau Ma Mian, black and white impermanence. Welcome to register enthusiastically.

35. Give you a gift: the first one: an auspicious amulet! The second thing: shine on the demon and drop the magic mirror! The third thing: in addition to ghosts and strange swords! I wish you a safe and happy Halloween!

36. Give you three mascots. The first one is an auspicious amulet. The second one: subdue the demon and subdue the magic sword; The third thing: invincible mirror. With these three treasures, all monsters can't help you, and Halloween can be spent safely. Happy Halloween!

37. It's dark outside, and I'm scared alone. They say that today is Halloween, and all lonely ghosts will come out to look for their other half ... Do you want me to become a ghost? Come and stay with me.

38. Halloween has arrived, and the cow's head and horse's face stand aside. Zombie witches go into battle together, bring masks and have fun. There is no limit to the release of happiness. SMS sends blessings faintly, and happiness surrounds you, holding you tightly.

39. Halloween presents are coming! Auspicious amulets, mirrors, and swords will keep you from hungry, drunk, dead fool, lecher, nuisance and happy. Uh, except for the happy guy, hehe!

4. I told you not to tell him, because he told me not to tell you. Now I'm telling you not to tell him. I did. If he asked you if I told him, you told him I didn't tell him, but only said Happy Halloween to you!

41. Kid, it's almost a holiday. Because of your outstanding work performance, the Ghost King will now reward you with four beauties: health, good luck, happiness and happiness, and stay with you for life. Please check! Happy Halloween!

42. On Halloween, pumpkins make your dough, apples hang your candy, pumpkin pie, apple pie and imps come, and all of them are swept away. You can't be stingy, don't give candy or make trouble.