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A sad and chilling copy

1. The unhappiness in life is that the rubber band is too loose in two laps and too tight in three laps. When taking a shower, the switch will freeze to death on the left 1 and burn to death on the right 1. 1 barrel of instant noodles is not full, and two barrels are too full. Buying shoes is too big and 36 is too small. The lover is not perfect, and friendship is insignificant.

Over the years, I have walked through so many people in my life, why you? It seems that you, who should be a passerby, occupy such a heavy position in my heart.

It seems that there will be no mistakes in your life without me. You are happy when you are happy, and you are sad when you are sad. In your world, I am tied with everything, maybe not as good as everything.

If I can't be your only one, I don't even want to be your favorite. If what you give me is also for others, then I'd rather not. It's not terrible not to get it, but it's a joke not to stay.

If that person doesn't love you, your pleading will turn into noise in his ears and your tears will turn into acid rain in his eyes. You're just wasting your time to make him hate you more.

6. I always thought that love was an exam. As long as I work harder and harder, I can get satisfactory results. Later I learned that almost everything in this world can be obtained through hard work, but love can't.

7. I am sad not because you are good with others, but because it is too easy to see that others can replace me. To me, there is no one like you. For you, everyone can be me.

If possible, let's be half-baked friends, so that you will always be gentle with me and I will always be gentle with you. Because we are strangers, there is no reason to be presumptuous.

9. Sensitive people are miserable. When the other person is a little different, he can't help but start thinking, and he knows it's wrong, but he just can't help it, he just cares. In the end, others didn't understand, and he was hurt all over.

10. If you can't finish watching the TV series, you can watch it tomorrow. If you can't finish eating the fruit, you can put it in the refrigerator first; If you don't enjoy enough flowers, you can acquiesce in the coming year; If you can't hold on, don't ask why you can't stay.

1 1. In the past, I thought that a person's feelings and dependence would gradually decrease from nothing, but in fact, at a certain moment or even a certain moment, it will suddenly decrease to zero.

12. The more insecure people are, the harder it is to ask for something. They obviously want a hug, but they don't want to say it. They just pretend to leave, obviously they love each other without reservation, so the opening becomes, why don't we forget it?

13. Have you ever tried to look back at your chat with someone from the beginning to the present? I smiled when I looked at it, and I cried when I smiled. A person, from strange to you, to strange again, from beginning to end.

14. It is not a sudden decision for anyone to leave you. The heart is getting cold, the leaves are turning yellow, and the story is slowly written to the end. Because of too much disappointment, love is not love.

15. The worst missing is not that the other person doesn't know your missing, but that he knows but doesn't care. Some people, no matter how good you are to him, will not pay attention, because in his life, you seem so insignificant.

16. Actually, liking someone is not tiring, just liking someone who doesn't belong to you. The message sent always feels disturbing. All the worries are related to you, but not to us.

17. Life is very dramatic, from hopelessness to despair, from loneliness to companionship, from separation to loneliness. Walking around, still alone, but not that person anymore.

18. All the goodwill accumulated on weekdays will be your backing when you have no owner in the future; Everyone you meet is the right person, and everything you experience is doomed. How can you know how strong your heart is without a little injury?

19. I loved tomatoes when I was a child, thinking that I would love them all my life. I don't like them when I grow up. There is no reason. I'm not wrong. There is nothing wrong with tomatoes. It's only those who think they've lived their lives that are wrong.

20. Go your own way in the future. From then on, I am not in your world. I am safe, don't disturb, don't contact, don't entangle, and it is the best existence of each other. I will never forget to love you, but some things are only suitable for collection.

2 1. Is there such a person in your mobile phone who didn't want to sleep until late at night? Now suddenly, I don't even have the qualification to speak. I can't put it down, but I dare not disturb it. I love it but I dare not entangle it. I obviously like it but I have to pretend to be a stranger.

22. Meeting is a matter of two people, leaving is a decision of one person. Meeting is a beginning, leaving is to meet the next one. This is a world where one person is gone, but we are not good at saying goodbye.

All my efforts are voluntary, so I won't say anything about it. I will be very grateful if you reply. If you are indifferent, I won't lose heart until one day I don't want to love you so much. Let's be happy.

24. He doesn't like you. It's no use showing up at his side on purpose. The candy you sent is not sweet. He can't see your mind in status update. It's just that he doesn't feel pain when you cry to death. He is your life background, and you are his A, B, C and D!