Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - If you are moved, write a letter to your boyfriend.
If you are moved, write a letter to your boyfriend.
Write a letter to your boyfriend if you are touching.
XXX:
When I start to like you, I will ask you this question?
If I were your girlfriend, I would tell you every day that I like you, but I just want to kiss you.
If I were your girlfriend, I would let you cross the road holding my hand. I will never watch oncoming traffic.
If I were your girlfriend, I would personally help you choose Shuai Shuai's clothes, bracelets and jeans, so that every girl would envy me for having a good boyfriend.
If I were your girlfriend, I would clumsily knit you a light gray scarf made of all wool;
If I were your girlfriend, I would let you take me to see a tragic movie and come out crying. I want you to coax me into saying that it's just a movie, and we won't do that;
If I were your girlfriend, I would give you enough face in front of your buddies and then get back at you.
If I were your girlfriend, I would make myself look beautiful and happy. Needless to say, everyone else knows that you are a peerless boyfriend.
If I were your girlfriend, I would greet your parents politely when I call you, hoping that they would leave a good impression on me.
If I were your girlfriend, I would ask you to buy me a very cheap but special ring. I will pull my two hands with a couple's ring together and giggle for a long time while watching.
If I were your girlfriend, I would encourage you to do what you like, instead of binding your dreams just for study or responsibility, because life is short and happiness is the most important thing;
If I were your girlfriend, I wouldn't stop you from playing computer games moderately. I will also aim at being a gangster's wife and help you peek at whether the policeman next to me sneaks into area A or B;
If I were your girlfriend, I would like to have an afterlife. Let me be your girlfriend.
What if I were your girlfriend?
Is it okay?
When I am sure that I love you, I will ask you this question?
One day, can we love each other like this?
Make an appointment for every place we want to go.
And then slowly experience one by one.
At every scenic spot
Take pictures of two people holding hands.
One day, can we love each other like this?
A person hummed a melody.
The other man said nothing.
Sing the next sentence softly
One day, can we love each other like this?
When thinking about the future life
People were surprised to find that.
A small home built in my heart
Have the same scenery
One day, can we love each other like this?
Inadvertently did something that embarrassed the other party.
Tears with regret
And the other guy said nothing.
Just quietly hold the crying person in your arms.
One day, can we love each other like this?
When the opposite sex comes,
Just smiled and took out the photos of two people in my wallet.
Say a word gently
"Sorry, I have someone waiting."
One day, can we love each other like this?
Facing all the noise
But I'm sure in my heart
I want to live a good life with the people in front of me
One day, can we love each other like this?
Don't worry about losing each other.
But deep down, I'm pretty sure I can't lose each other.
Don't think about how long this relationship can last.
But in my heart, I will always regard it as an ideal period.
One day, can we love each other like this?
I love you in my heart.
Just like the sun rises in the east.
Just like humans need to breathe to survive.
Natural and necessary.
If one day, we can love each other like this.
I want to get up early every day and open the curtains to welcome the sunshine.
Tidy up a small and messy room
Make simple but delicious fried eggs
Wash away the smell of lampblack.
Gently walk over and shake the man sleeping in the big bed.
If one day, we can love each other like this.
I think when you are in a bad mood.
While remaining silent.
Hold your head in your arms quietly.
Pat you on the shoulder.
Let you know that unhappiness will always pass
If one day, we can love each other like this.
I want to light a lamp at home.
Waiting for you to work overtime and come back late
When you take out the key,
Open the door for you in an apron.
Let you see me smile.
There is also a table that is not rich but steaming.
If one day, we can love each other like this.
I think on the night of the cold war.
Compromise with you like this
"Otherwise, we all admit that I am right."
"Otherwise, we all admit that you are wrong."
Helpless and speechless waiting for you to touch my head.
Give me a gentle hug.
If one day, we can love each other like this. ...
I think I will never choose to leave again.
Whether you are here or not.
When I am hurt by you, I will ask you this question?
If I leave you one day, will you miss me?
One day, no one will say annoying in your ear. No one will stubbornly say that he is always right, and no one will be rude to you. No one will haggle with you for a few more minutes, and no one will clamor for a kiss and hug before hanging up. Will you be sad if I disappear like this?
One day, in your SMS inbox, no one will pitifully say that you will go home in a few minutes and seconds, no one will maliciously say that I will hit you if you don't talk to me, no one will say that you hate saying that you are not good, and no one will regret and blame yourself for what you did wrong. No more nonsense, no more sighs, no more docile obedience from time to time, no more sudden yelling at you and losing your temper. Will you be lost if you lose me like this?
One day, in your imagination, no one is sitting in front of the computer waiting for you to go home, no matter late at night or during the day, waiting for the time to call you. Will you miss me when I leave?
On that day, I still hope that you will be a little sad, a little lost and miss me a little, as long as you have a little memory of me, really a little.
Honey, I hope you understand?
A man will never know why a woman cares so much about whether he calls or sends a message.
Because they know that they don't need those sweet words. As long as you think of her no matter how busy you are.
Men never know why women always want to break up when they are angry.
Because they know. They don't really want to break up. They just want you to keep her and find evidence of being loved.
A man will never know why a woman will still be caring and attentive to him after a breakup.
Because they know. They don't want to be friends with you. They just want to save this relationship that once belonged to her.
Men never know why women cry every night after breaking up.
Because they know that if they don't have to cry to anesthetize themselves tonight, they can only spend it in their thoughts.
A man will never know why a woman is so angry with him.
Because they know that being angry with him is not that they don't love her. They just care about him very much. I hope he is more perfect.
Men will never know why women care so much about your ex-girlfriend.
Because they know. It is not that they are not confident. It's just that they are afraid that one day you will leave him.
Honey, I hope you can do it?
If she did something wrong, she was already very sad. Please take the initiative to bear the responsibilities you should or should not bear.
Stick her picture in your wallet, in your cell phone? All the places you often see.
Never leave her for more than ten days.
Don't always ask you before she asks you? Where is better? ,? What to eat? While you were waiting? Whatever. This doesn't mean that you are accommodating her, but that you are not in the mood to take care of her.
Tell her often? I love you? Otherwise she will think that you don't love her.
Never yell at her in public or leave her alone.
It doesn't matter to teach her when she does something wrong, the most important thing is to coax her later.
Don't ignore her when you lose your temper Don't give her time to calm down. Actually, she doesn't need time to calm down at all.
When she misses you, race against time to find a date with her.
Look at her eyes intently.
You can objectively see other excellent girls, but subjectively think that she is the best.
If a girl talks to you, you should hold her hand. If she happens not to be around, please keep your distance from them.
Hold her hand when crossing the street.
Know how to cherish every minute with her.
No matter how busy you are, don't forget to call every day.
Often sing love songs to her.
Even if people all over the world don't believe her, you should believe her unconditionally. Because she would do the same to you.
She is wearing beautiful clothes. You should praise her sincerely.
When she is in a bad mood and loses her temper, hug her instead of arguing with her.
I hope there won't be a phenomenon that her mobile phone is dead and there is no other way to contact you. If you can call her often and tell her? I miss you? You might as well report your whereabouts at any time.
She has many shortcomings and is in enough trouble. Please don't remind her at any time.
Girlfriend's irrationality is coquetry rather than wildness.
She really wants to share everything with you. Although you may not understand, I hope you pretend to be listening.
Honey, what do you want to know?
I want someone who loves me wholeheartedly, and you have someone who loves you wholeheartedly.
XXX
XXXX。 X. X
Write a letter to your boyfriend if you are touching.
Dear husband:
I wonder if I really misunderstood you yesterday.
I used to like this sentence very much: a person's life is too long and there are too many people to meet. You are sure to fall in love with someone else, but it depends on how you handle it. But now I hate this sentence, even hate it, because I have you, and I won't allow you to fall in love with others after marrying me, whether there is a third party or not. Because I won't fall in love with others, I wonder if my life values are a little distorted.
In this way, what appeared in my world before you was not love. If it was love, how could it be separated? Love is so selfish, I hope I will always be the best in your heart, so I don't want you to fall in love with others. It's not whether I'm confident or not, nor that I'm naive. The life of three people is bound to be crowded, whether it really exists in our life or she just exists spiritually.
I remember asking you: Which is more terrible, emotional infidelity or physical infidelity? You can't forgive anyone! Dear, I can understand the answer at that time because you have no experience or deep understanding of life, so the answer is very simple and absolute. I've tried to do it. I'm really trying. True love doesn't mean that you don't have to think about how to change each other, but that person is willing to change for you, right? Maybe this is also an absolutely necessary growth.
I think I am very happy now, because of you. Now I know I am satisfied, I must accept the reality, and I must be calm. You don't always have to stick together to be happy. At that time, the dream love, true love is the truth of life, you have to live.
My mother was right. In love and marriage, no one has the obligation to be kind to anyone, and no one deserves it. We should all thank each other for everything and learn to be respectful and friendly. So I also remember not being careless, because I cherish it too much. To tell the truth, now that you are in contact with the society and mature, and know more than me, I feel insecure, because I dare not lose my temper casually, because I am afraid that you think I am too naive to keep up with the pace. Let me see, since you worked, especially recently, I have taken the initiative to make up after every unhappiness, even if my initiative is not so obvious. I wonder if you have noticed these quiet changes.
Although I am stupid, at least I know I love you. But I often dream that you don't want me. You may laugh at me because you think it's impossible. Maybe what I lack in my heart is a sense of security for love. I don't understand why my mother should forgive my father after the affair. Life is not as simple as I thought, and life is not like that, but I can't help it. I am one of the extraordinary children who grew up so ordinary in this world. Love is really a strange thing. When I was reading in high school, I heard the two of them scold each other. This is really a strange thing. Why do people have so many redundant desires? Do I believe in love? Can you believe it? It's really hard to answer. But I love you very much.
I always feel that you love me more than yourself, which is very touching. If we have conflicts, I don't doubt that we are not suitable. I wonder if we are too young to know what to do. But there are no ifs in this world, only consequences. When we meet, we meet, when we fall in love, we fall in love. So love, we must cherish, cherish.
For me now, it is not a problem at all that you are around, because I want to learn to live, to understand myself and to understand you. I take the initiative to be nice to you and your family, and there is absolutely no affectation. You said you should love your family and parents. I remember what you said, and I am learning to do it. Listen, have I grown up? Although not so successful, it still seems a bit clumsy. Because I love you and I love your people. Except, of course, the third party in marriage. Why am I so sensitive to third parties? I don't want you to love me. If you marry me, you will still love others, even a little, even if it is hidden in your heart. Frankly speaking, I can't. There are no secrets in this world, right? One day, people who are hidden in their hearts will come out. At that time, there will be pain, a lot of pain.
Think about it. In fact, even if a person promises not to change his mind, those people may have changed their minds. Right? Just some boring psychological comfort ~ ~ ~ but what should I do? I'm the one who's scared. It depends on human efforts. This is a good point, isn't it?
This seems to be a hypothetical fantasy, and I once doubted whether I needed a psychiatrist. You are not as correct as I am.
Love, work now, mature and confident. I'm afraid I just can't keep up with you and fall behind. My biggest fear is that no matter how hard I try, I can't catch up with you. So, dear husband, I'm afraid I'm not the only one for you. The only thing in my heart
This life is so long, take your time.
XXX
XXXX。 X. X
Write a letter to your boyfriend if you are touching.
XXX:
Hello. On second thought, I don't know how to start this letter. So let's start by saying why we wrote such a letter.
I'm not a person who doesn't like thinking. I just like to run away sometimes. In my opinion, there is nothing wrong with escaping, even if it is bad, I don't want to face it. But these days with you, you have re-inspired my thinking and made me think positively. I think it's good. Although I also know that a girl's greatest happiness is to be with the person she loves and think nothing. But I dare not expect, in the life that I have gained so many beautiful and touching things from my life, whether I am lucky enough to be a woman favored by life. Therefore, in my opinion, it is necessary to be a woman who can think independently and live independently. When I am with you, I can be willful and think together. In my opinion, it is already a great happiness.
Maybe I slept too much yesterday afternoon, which led to insomnia at night. Or maybe the neurons in the cerebral cortex were too excited and produced a series of ideas that led God to laugh at me. But it doesn't matter to me. The important thing is that I really thought about it. I do have something to say to you. So there was such a letter.
In short, I want to ask you a few questions. The first one is about soul mates. All along, I have been labeled as demanding of my boyfriend. Although I never thought of it that way. But now, I have to admit, it is. Spiritual harmony is more difficult to achieve tacit understanding than material or life. But in my opinion, it is a very important aspect. I'm not just saying, I have a basis. In my opinion, whether it is love or marriage, every individual will collide in the process of blending, but it is not necessarily a spark or a hard injury. Material life is the lowest living guarantee and the easiest part to achieve harmony. As long as they have similar family circumstances, we can establish a consistent consumption concept in a running-in period. It is not difficult to establish a new harmonious mechanism, either with a little restraint or complementary consumption. It really takes some time to get used to getting along in life. This is a combination of habit and habit. But fortunately, we have the same goal in life, that is, a healthy life, which is rare. With this major premise and goal, many living habits will soon overlap and get along easily, which I think is very rare. But I am a child with poor self-control and need your constant encouragement, so I leave this big problem to you and you are not allowed to escape.
Secondly, the spiritual aspect that I value most. The so-called high demand aspect. There is no doubt that I am a person with rich spiritual life. Sensitive, affectionate and fond of thinking, although the most useless, but I also enjoy it every day. I like to arouse my feelings about life from a book, learn my attitude towards life from a movie, feel the happiness in life from a piece of music, follow the author's brush strokes around the world, experience anxiety from a plot, and arouse memories and imagination from a lyric. I am a child who loves to dream, although I am past the age of dreaming.
You said we were a couple with complementary advantages. I agree with this statement. But in my opinion, there is no such spiritual paradise in your life. You have told me many times that you long for your family, because you can walk in, tear off your mask and drop your guard. Very real, very self. This is your desire for family. I quite understand. Although I am not a man, I know it is not easy for men to work hard outside. They long for a lamp, a cup of tea, a hug, a kiss, a breakfast and a simple walk. But in my opinion, these external spiritual comforts are far less pleasant than my own spiritual paradise. It is here that we complement each other. You can teach me a lot about being a man in the workplace, and I can also take you into my spiritual world. You teach me to grow up, and I make you feel relaxed. That's good. But I know that I must learn to face difficulties alone, just as I expect you to have your own spiritual paradise. I won't disturb your spiritual world when you need space. I will only look at you silently and peel an apple and an orange for you.
But through this time, I found a problem. I also told you this problem, that is, your life is so pure and simple. Maybe you need too much thinking at work to make your life so black and white. In my opinion, simplicity is good. But simplicity does not mean that you are not rich. In your life, there are only two parts: stress and tension. I don't think this is good. Because, even if you expect family life to be the source of happiness in your life, I have to say that sometimes, family is also the source of difficulties and stress. I'm worried. What should you do at this time? Therefore, I encourage you very much, and I really want you to have a spiritual paradise. This is not to watch movies for learning English, nor to swim for exercising, but to make you feel happy and relaxed, that's all. Even if you don't want me to bother you, I can accept it Because when you fully enjoy happiness, I also feel happy. Therefore, cultivate more such hobbies. Make models, play with cars and go outdoors. Of course, I wish I could be with you, even when you miss someone, I just want to look at you from a distance.
The second point I want to say is sweetness. I think sweet is a particularly good word. Warm, sweet and considerate. Is what everyone wants to feel from life. Men need it more. Because men themselves lack this ability of self-regulation, especially in experiencing small happiness and small happiness. Here I talk about my understanding of sweetness. Through my two little things, although I don't want to show off myself and feel how sweet I am, I really can't find such a case through you, and it is not convenient for others to give examples, so I can only praise it. Please don't laugh at me. There will be a concert in Joe Hisaishi on the 25th. I wanted to go to one as early as last year. This opportunity comes once in a blue moon. The fare is reasonable and there is plenty of time. But I know you won't go this day. I also thought about making up an excuse to make you feel at home, and then I went happily, but after thinking about it, I simply didn't tell you. So as not to embarrass you. I gave up and chose to stay. If you need me to show up that day, I will definitely stand by and watch. This is one of them. Another thing is that I don't know whether to tell you earlier or wait until it really happens. I choose to remain silent. Silently bear this thing that seems to me to be already very stressful. I didn't tell you because neither you nor I can change this reality. Even if I tell you, it will only add to your troubles, affect your sleep and your work, so I will avoid talking about it. But sooner or later, the problem will be faced. I believe that at that time, you can stand in front of me and think in front of me. In fact, I also have many wayward and overbearing places, but these are the ways I express my love. I hope you can accept it happily. We should all learn how to love each other.
The person a girl wants to marry is very simple, just one, as long as she is good. But there are many advantages. Some people think it's good for her to buy her good clothes. The more expensive the better. Some people think that if you can make her happy, you are good to her, take her to interesting places and take her to eat delicious food; Some people think that it is good for her to give her a stable home and let her enjoy ordinary happiness. But in my opinion, there are more requirements for me to be good. I want more because I want the same from myself. So you don't have to worry, you just have to pay and get nothing in return. This doesn't fit my definition of love fairness.
Be good to me, be good to my body, worry about my body, and love my body.
Be good to me, be good to my family, love them and care about them.
Be good to me, be good to my friends and get along well with them.
Be nice to me and make me feel warm. A phone call, a text message, a greeting, will do.
Being nice to me makes me feel at ease. A hug, a conversation, and an oath will do.
Being good to me means not letting me be wronged, but trying to bear more for myself, lest I think too much and feel uncomfortable.
Being good to me is to pay attention to my inner world, the twitching of my mouth, the confusion of my eyes and the melancholy of my heart. If you observe them carefully, you will always know me best.
It's not a few tears and love letters, it's not a mysterious gift for Christmas, it's not a new dress in the window, and it's not a romance at a birthday dinner. Winter is foot washing water, summer is cool and white, autumn is purple grapes, and spring is lotion. It is a thin quilt built for me in early winter, a mosquito net built for me in summer, corn cooked for me in autumn and a hot breakfast in winter. Too many, integrated into life, but inexhaustible, inexhaustible happiness. This is good for me!
This was all I could think about last night. Other details are not worth mentioning. In fact, I can influence you subtly and let you adapt slowly, but I can't wait to say it, because time doesn't allow us to digest each other so slowly. We must take a direct attitude. In my opinion, communication is the best way. You often elaborate your views and attitudes on the phone at length, which makes me blindly worship as if I were brainwashed. But fortunately, I also have my own thinking and thinking. I just don't know where to start at the moment.
- Previous article:The funniest sentence
- Next article:Homesickness writes 600 words
- Related articles
- The faint days are also the ingredients of "fragrance".
- The rollover incident in Jin Dong tells us: When there is no ink in your stomach, don't pretend to be a literate person.
- What is the charm of Ma Boyong himself and his writing?
- My little dog died. I killed him.
- Joke teacher
- The knowledge of eight animals is beyond many people's imagination.
- What is the importance of etiquette?
- Why is it called men's soccer sea cucumber?
- Is crosstalk the quintessence of China culture?
- Yellow jokes suitable for driving late at night