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Funny classic love signatures 1. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget about, why should I accompany you to the end of the world in wasting time?

2. Little girls all want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they open their eyes, they find that the world is full of gray donkeys. After being heartbroken, they can only choose one of the donkeys. Strong and strong, such a donkey is named: Economical Male.

3. If someone pursues her, there is no woman in the world who will not be in high spirits. That's why women are so fascinating.

4. A woman must understand and remember that men - as long as he is a man, regardless of age, he loves beautiful women.

5. I once looked up at the stars with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was because of a broken love, and I was because of a sprained neck.

6. Love makes people numb, and marriage makes people numb.

7. Love truth, love lie = love myth.

8. Love should be a pledge of eternal love. Only dedicated and loyal love is true love.

9. People who know good food will not eat well-cooked steaks. ;Those who understand love will not promise to last forever.

10. The red beans don’t grow in the South, but grow on my face. I really think about it!

11. Experiencing a relationship is like eating chocolate. Even if you don’t have to pay for the chocolate, you still have to pay for losing weight

12. Commitment is originally between a man and a woman. In wrestling, sometimes everyone is happy, but in most cases both sides suffer.

13. The greatest joy of a woman in love is when the man she loves recognizes that she is a part of him.

14. If the relationship between men and women is handled well, good stories will spread; if it is not handled well, gossip will spread.

15. Men are divided into two types, one is lustful and the other is very lustful; women are also divided into two types, one is pretending to be pure and the other is pretending to be impure. Classic Funny Love Phrases

16. If someone doesn’t offend me, I won’t offend him; if someone offends me, I’ll be polite; if someone offends me again, I’ll give him a shot; if someone offends me again, I’ll eliminate the root cause.

17. No one loves anyone with his hands in his pockets.

18. If you say money is a sin, everyone is trying to get it; if you say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; if you say the heights are too cold, everyone is crawling; if you say smoking and drinking are harmful to the body, everyone will not quit;

19. Even if you say heaven is the most beautiful, you won’t go there!

20. I like you so much, you will die if you like me.

21. The most powerful viruses are love and lies.

22. Forget the years, forget the pain, forget your badness, we will never say goodbye.

23. I remember a rice ball said to me: Maybe others will think that the friendship between them is so beautiful that it is hypocritical, but it is really that good, isn't it? That's right.

24. Life is divided into stages one by one. After passing them, the memories become warmer, even if there is a big black hole in my heart. I also thought, this can actually provide ventilation.

25. The road may be far away and may be tortuous, but when you silently say "be strong" in your heart, you can become brave.

26. All I can give you is the warmth of a cup of coffee. I wish you the best in my heart. Don’t be discouraged or give up. Hold back the tears and raise your head, smile and move forward on the real land.

27. Because I have you in my heart, the scenery along the way is so beautiful. Even though you don't know it, you can't see it.

28. Happiness does not necessarily mean that we smile brightly, and sadness does not necessarily mean that we cry loudly. In fact, on this journey, there are always touches and gains, so I am very happy.

29. In fact, in this world, there was once a person who made us laugh and cry. After time, those shadows and smiles are still in our hearts. Even if we don’t get them, it is still a kind of happiness.

30. One day you must be brave enough to grow up, look up at the dazzling sunshine, close the pages of the book and forget about the beautiful fairy tales.

31. Sadness is like a biscuit, which molds quietly. After three days, it will turn into a beautiful green mold spot. You cannot eat it, but you can also take a photo as a souvenir.

32. Love is also an invention that needs constant improvement. However, this invention is different from other inventions. It has no patent rights and can be snatched away at any time.

33. The greatest act of secret love is to fulfill it. You don't love me, but I will help you. True secret love is a lifelong career, don't give up just because he is far away from you. If you don't have this kind of sentiment, don't talk about secret love lightly.

34. Love has always been a matter of thousands of turns. How can you know how to love someone who has never been abandoned or hurt? Love, it turns out, is an experience. I wish you a long life. What do you like? What insights do you have?

35. If memories are just like this, then memories are such a torturous thing. How long will it torture me before I can forget you.

36. Happiness has sharp little thorns. Sometimes I prick my finger. But it always surrounds you with the warmest air. Maybe, I am a cactus, and I will be willful under your tolerance.

37. You only remember that she loves the stars, but forget that she loves you. Without you, no matter how beautiful the stars are, they are just her tears.

38. May time give us wisdom and courage to continue on this path.

39. In most of life, commitment is synonymous with bondage, but we yearn for bondage.

40. Love is my own perfection. I no longer lack anything.

41. In most of life, the synonym of commitment is bondage, but we yearn for bondage.

42. Love begins with hope and ends with despair. To give up means that there is no longer any hope I once had for you.

43. It’s either too late or too early to meet again.

44. Love is a matter of romance, and frustrated people cannot afford it.

45. We are afraid of time, but we don’t know how joyful it is to be alive. We think survival is meaningless, but many people are struggling between life and death. When will we be grateful for everything we have?

46. We are looking for the path to happiness throughout our lives.

47. At that time, everyone was thinking about their own things. The relationship between people was simple and beautiful, but also complicated and sad.

48. Children who are looking for happiness should be blessed, come on.

49. It is better to forget each other and be free in the world than to hold on to the past that cannot be returned.

50. There is no need to deliberately remember unattainable love. No matter what kind of memories we have, when we grow older, time will dry up the tears in the memories. At that time, only warm fragments remained in the memories.

51. Because you fall in love, you become a fool. Lovers love each other lonely in their own way. In the end, those feelings of being let down turned into hurt. Wayward children, please learn to understand that even if those feelings are not expressed, it is still love.

52. Love that cannot stay together for life is just a transit station that comes and goes in a long journey. No matter how long you stay, you always have to leave and take another flight.

53. After leaving, I want you not to forget one thing: don’t forget to miss me. When you miss me, don't forget that I miss you too.

54. Love is not a refuge. If you want to take refuge in it, you will be kicked out.

55. If you can’t forget him, don’t forget him. True forgetting requires no effort.

56. In the world of love, there are always some almost ridiculous things happening. When a person thinks that he can pay off his guilt and live a guilt-free life, he has already reached the end. What is so unbearable is not only the Love is life.

57. If you love someone, you will love yourself.

58. Sometimes, it takes more courage to give up love than to catch it.

59. Walking in the vast sea of ??people, like a fish, cannot look back.