My teacher’s excellent composition describes the teacher as being very humorous, 420 words

The Chinese teacher in our class is named Hu. He is a very humorous and interesting teacher. I remember that when he came to the Chinese class for the first time, he made us laugh.

He introduced himself like this: "Hello everyone, my surname is Hu and my name is Hu Chuan. If I use the ancient name, I will be called 'Huzi'." This sentence made us almost laugh. Broken stomach. He continued: "Therefore, what I say is nonsense, the articles I write are nonsense, the classes I attend are nonsense, the clothes I wear are nonsense, but I will never act nonsense when I do things." Before he finished speaking, the classroom immediately "Hahaha" burst into laughter, which shook the campus. In this way, Hu took classes for more than ten weeks with a sense of humor.

Remember that on December 3rd, we laughed even harder. Why? It was a class on writing techniques. Mr. Hu told us two very funny jokes in a row, complete with exaggerated movements. The first one is: Late at night, a bus was ready to hand over after its last flight. The driver looked back and saw a lady in white sitting in the last row. The driver continued driving and looked at the reversing mirror. He was shocked to see that the woman was gone. He quickly braked and looked back. He was sitting there again. The driver felt guilty and turned around to continue driving. He looked at the reversing mirror carefully and saw that the woman was there again. No more, Ju Jing hurriedly braked again, and when he looked back, the woman appeared again. Facing collapse, the driver turned around in a cold sweat and continued driving. The third time the driver looked at the rearview mirror, the woman was gone again. The driver had collapsed and braked hard again, but did not turn around. At this time, the woman walked slowly in front of him, with messy hair and full face. His face was covered with blood, dripping on his feet. The driver's body had stiffened and he did not dare to turn his head to look at her. The woman said in a very low voice: "I have a grudge against you. As soon as I squat down to tie my shoelaces, you brake suddenly. As soon as I squat down to tie my shoelaces, you brake suddenly. As soon as I squat down to tie my shoelaces, you brake suddenly." Stop..." This joke made us lean forward and backward with laughter, almost holding our breath. In the laughter, we immediately understood what the "misunderstanding" method of writing is. Then, Mr. told another funny story: a woman was following the night shift, and a man was following her with evil intentions. The woman was afraid, and when passing by a cemetery, she had an idea and said to the grave: Dad, I’m back, open the door. The man was so frightened that he ran away screaming. The woman felt at ease and was about to leave when suddenly a gloomy voice came from the tomb: Girl, you forgot to bring the key again. The woman was horrified and ran away. At this time, a tomb robber emerged from the tomb and said: I will delay my work and scare you to death! As soon as the tomb robber finished speaking, he found an old man next to him carving a tombstone with a chisel. He was curious and asked about it. The old man said angrily that they had carved my name wrong... The tomb robber was so scared that he ran away screaming. The old man sneered: "You dare to compete with me for business, you are still young..." As he was talking, he accidentally dropped the chisel on the ground. The old man was about to pick it up. When he bent down, he found that the chisel was in one hand in the grass. , the old man was surprised, and suddenly a voice said: "You are looking for death! Change my house number randomly!". The old man peed and rolled down the hillside! At this time, the scavenger climbed out of the grass and said, "It takes so much effort to get a piece of iron." Before the scavenger could stand still, a burst of white smoke floated from the side of the grave. The scavenger was shocked, and a faint voice came. Come: "I've been stuck underground for more than ten years. Come out and get some air." The scavengers screamed and ran away. At this time, a young man came out of the grass with a roasted sweet potato in his hand: "The roasted sweet potato attracted so many people!" During the narration, we laughed wildly, and some people kept laughing. Many people kept begging: Teacher Hu, please, stop talking, stop talking, it’s making me laugh to death, it’s making me laugh to death. From this, we understood what the "extraordinary problem" writing method is, and experienced the incomparable joy of learning Chinese, which is simply better than the gods.

This is our Chinese teacher, Mr. Hu, how about it, very unique, right? We really like him.