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Funny Chinese homophonic jokes of primary school students
She stood up at once and was told, "Take a dip!"
Confused, she said indignantly, "Let me eat standing up. I have stood up. Where should I stand? "
Tutu said, "My mother calls me Tutu, which is nice!" "
The pig said, "My mother calls me a pig, which is nice!" " "
The dog said, "My mother calls me a puppy, which is nice!" " "
The chicken said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "
The rabbit said, "I am a rabbit!" " "
The pig said, "I am a son of a bitch!" " "
The chicken said, "I am a son of a bitch!" " "
The dog said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "
No.0 sparring partner said, "outsiders call me zero sparring partner, which is nice!" "
No.65438 +0 sparring partner said, "It's good to have an outsider!"
No.2 sparring partner said, "It's good for outsiders to call me the second escort!"
No.3 sparring partner said, "You talk, I'll go first!"
The cat said to me, "I'm your grandmother's cat. It looks good!" " "
The dog said to me, "I'm your grandmother's dog. It sounds nice!" " "
The fish said to me, "I'm your grandmother's fish. It sounds nice!" " "
The bear said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "
Lang Ke said: "People call me a ronin, which is very nice!"
The samurai said, "It's nice to be called a samurai!"
The expert said, "It's nice to be called an expert!" "
The swordsman said, "You talk, I'll go first!"
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