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Respect:

Little Cherry and Big Lazy were talking in class when Miss Xiao Yang found them.

The teacher roared, "You are so disrespectful in class!"

"Teacher, we respect you very much. We are talking about your boyfriend. "

Burning books and burying Confucianism:

Teacher Xiao Yang talked about "burning books to bury Confucianism" in class: "Qin Shihuang's" burning books to bury Confucianism "caused great harm to people ..."

"I just can't figure out why Qin Shihuang was so confused." Lazy and angry.

"Lazy, you know it's wrong to burn books to bury Confucianism," said Miss Xiao Yang.

The lazy man raised his fist and said, "Why didn't he burn the textbook together?"