Dear friends, I urgently need a funny script for the moon.

C stands for Chang 'e, Y stands for Yutu, H stands for Chang 'e-1, A stands for Apollo and B stands for Bajie.

Here we go.

{White light, Chang 'e and Yutu fly down from the sky}

C: I look at the moon in the distance. Look how beautiful this crater is!

Y: Black is like a bed and gray is like a kang. Let's fly to the moon!

{Keep flying away and look away}

H: Come on, old man, you are flying too slowly! Look, you haven't finished lighting the fire. I let the moon go seven and a half times.

Yes, often, I'll go up as soon as I get dressed.

{Brush brush, the rocket reunites over the moon}

A: How's it going? I eat meat every day!

H: I'm fine. People gossip about me on QQ every day, and I am very shy. hahaha

A: ... why don't I have that blessing?

{Chang 'e and Yutu appear}

C:{ screaming in surprise} Wow, there is such a crater. My brother Bajie!

{Just when H and A were about to settle down, it was too late to talk, and then soon, Bajie jumped out of sight like a thunderbolt. }

B: OK, you Bi Marvin, how dare you seduce my Chang 'e MM and eat my old pig!

Chang 'e-1 looks very smart, thinking, Oh, my God, the shanzhai of the whole country made me, and now I have met the real Chang 'e, let alone Wuneng's return. I'd better slip away Then wave to the audience: 886! }

A: {I'm curious and dull, watching Bajie fly at 100,000 times the speed of light} I occasionally bought a teardrop Gaga, and you? Breathe, amen!

Just when the old pig was only 3.3 meters away from Apollo, suddenly a light came, and Jesus appeared with the Tathagata, blocking the old pig like a golden bell, and the old pig fell to the ground. }

I will buy a teardrop Gaga. Oh, my God!

{Chang 'e suddenly became blindsided}

Thus, Jesus, Tathagata, Chang 'e, Bajie, Chang 'e I, Apollo and Yutu became seven shining stars, guarding the solar system all night. Since then, the moon and the earth are full of vitality. In full of green, people live and work in peace and contentment, and their families are happy. Haha, what a beautiful paradise!

These seven stars rose higher and higher, and finally became the famous Big Dipper today.

Bow, curtain call, end of the play.