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A fool married a shrewd wife. When he returned home after three days, his wife was afraid that he would be gluttonous and rude and make a joke. Before leaving, I told him: "Eating at my father-in-law's house is different from at home. You must behave yourself. During the meal, I pretended to coax my nephew and knocked the bowl with chopsticks. I knocked once and you picked up a mouthful of food. You can't Come on!" The fool nodded in agreement after hearing this.

When I arrived at my father-in-law’s house, he served a plate full of wine and food and entertained the new son-in-law warmly. The fool raised his chopsticks and tilted his ears, waiting for his wife to hit the bowl. It happened that my mother-in-law was feeding the chickens and scattered some rice into the copper basin. The chicken pecked at the rice violently, and the copper plate kept making clanging sounds. The fool thought his wife was banging on the bowl, so he hurriedly took off his chopsticks and picked up the meat one bite after another. Seeing that he looked like a hungry ghost, his father-in-law felt strange and asked him why he ate so fast. The fool said: "It's not fast, I can't catch up yet!"