What is the most awesome joke you have ever heard?

1. The farmer tried to kill the rooster but couldn't catch it, so he grabbed the hen and said to the rooster, Don't come down, let you be a bachelor! Rooster: You fucking think I'm stupid. If I fall, she will become a widow. . .

2. A woman urinated in the toilet, and a drunk went by mistake after drinking. He heard the sound of urinating and said, don't pour it, I really don't drink it! The woman was too frightened to pee. She couldn't hold back and farted. The drunkard said, * *, why did you open another bottle?

3. Get up early in the morning, the rooster hits the hen, others pull it away and ask the hen: Why did the rooster hit you? The hen said she didn't know, so she asked the rooster. The rooster said, fuck it, I got up this morning and laid a duck egg! ! !

The hunter hunted and saw two birds in the tree. He shot down one with a gun and found it hairless. Just wondering, another bird flew down and cursed the hunter: Damn, I just coaxed her to take off her clothes, and you shot her down. . .

There is a parrot hanging in front of the hotel. When the guest arrived, he said, "Hello, welcome!" " A regular customer thought, I'll go in quickly and see how you react. One day he ran in and the parrot said, "Damn it! You scared me! ! ! "

6. A child in the delivery room smiled after birth, and the midwife was very surprised. When she gathered around to observe, she found that the child's fist was clenched. After breaking it, she found that it was an abortion drug, and only heard the child say: He *! Do you want to kill me? It's not that easy! !

7. After the performance, the leader took the stage to hold the beautiful Mongolian actress's hand and asked her name. The actress said excitedly, Maragabi