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Boyfriend is talking business in a nightclub.
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He answered your phone at work,
Hang up after a few words, please don't blame him,
A little distracted may be caught by friends,
He faces life (alcoholism will damage his health)
He can't return your text messages when he is busy,
Please don't blame him,
He may be dealing with guests again, or drinking.
Please don't quarrel with him when he is tired.
He was in the bar all day,
Maybe he drank a lot on the wine table,
Maybe he just woke up,
Please don't argue with him when he is bored.
He pays attention to every detail in his work every day.
And analyze and summarize the characters' personalities,
Know from the summary whether this person can become his own customer,
The only thing that can relax him is you,
If your boyfriend is an evening performer,
Please comfort him patiently when he is in tears.
He faced too much love and hate to leave,
He watched too many parties,
He is not heartless,
Not that he doesn't care about you,
It's not that he doesn't want to talk to you,
He just saw something like this,
He won't say much, only in front of you will he be so naive.
Because you are the one who makes him feel loved.
He can't always take care of you when you are sick.
Please don't blame him.
He is the person who worries about you the most besides his parents.
Just because you told him you were sick,
He may be drunk,
If I can't spend the holidays with you,
Please be sure to understand.
Everyone has a holiday, but nightclubs can't have a holiday.
Nightclub business is at its best during holidays.
You rest, he goes to work, you go to work, he rests,
Please don't complain. In fact, the person he wants most is you.
Once he has time to sacrifice himself in time, he will come to see you when he is resting.
Even at work, in order not to affect you.
He'll sneak a look at you in the corner where you can't see it,
Then text or call,
Tell you that he loves you. You are so beautiful and charming today.
Say, honey, you've lost weight,
You must control your weight. I can't look after you. Please forgive me.
If your boyfriend is an evening performer,
Please try to understand, learn to be considerate and learn to be tolerant.
After all, he is often drunk and drunk by others.
Please give him enough tolerance. He needs to vent to balance himself.
He can't always complain.
You're the only one he can spoil,
The only lover who really has no scruples to face.
Because he knows that he is your pet,
You are his wife and his spiritual pillar.
If your boyfriend is a night show.
Don't abandon his silent side.
Because he is the truest side in front of you.
The long-term nightlife has completely disrupted his life pattern.
Have you carefully observed his expression every time he works the night shift?
Red lips, red face, even red whole body,
Don't laugh at his increasing capacity for liquor.
Most of his social activities are inseparable from alcohol for a minute.
The boss can sleep, but he can't
Seeing him like this, who doesn't like to see his haggard appearance,
If you really love him, please hurt him and learn to cherish him.
Learn to sympathize with him.
When he comes back drunk, pour him a glass of warm water.
Give him a hug, give him a snuggle, let him know that he still has you,
Not alone ~
Tell him when he is tired.
You can have a proper rest, dear.
Nightclubs are not that beautiful.
Facing different people, you should also learn to adapt yourself.
And it could be dangerous at any time.
Please cherish this fate!
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