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They used to be "jokes", but now they have become "myths"

A 44-year-old man was cheated of 2 million in business, was removed from the state-owned Nanyou Group, and his application for resignation was rejected, and he was still in debt of 2 million.

His wife divorced again. He lived in a shack in Shenzhen with his father, mother, brother and sister and founded Huawei.

No capital, no connections, no resources, no technology, no market experience, to see who is better than him, successful counterattack, 27 years has brought Huawei to the first place in the communications industry in the world!

He is Ren!

One day, Pu Shu's mother was embarrassed and asked him if he wanted to go to the restaurant to get a plate. Park Shucai suddenly discovered that he had been at home for a long time.

Yu has been admitted to the university for three consecutive years. He doesn't do farm work or work to make money. Everyone in the village laughed at him, and most importantly, he didn't know whether he could pass the third test.

That year, Degang Guo was so hungry that he changed two steamed buns with a BB machine.

When Han Han went to the office to go through the formalities of dropping out of school, the teachers asked him, what will you do for a living after you stop studying? Young Han Han said naively, it depends on my manuscript fee. The teachers all laughed.

Ma Yun went to KFC to apply, but he was unsuccessful.

Ma Yun told the big bosses what e-commerce was, and the big bosses came to a conclusion that it was a liar.

When Iverson, who is only 1 m 83, walked into the professional basketball court for the first time, those people told him that your ultimate goal is to average 18 points and 5 assists, because you are too short to dominate here forever.

In Beijing, when Zhang Guoli took Deng Jie to sleep in the basement, both of them felt that it was a great happiness to have a companion in Beipiao.

Yu Hua published his novels in various magazines all over the country, and then received rejection letters from all over the country.

But he didn't give up, continued to write letters, continued to vote, and then received rejection letters from all over the country.

The emaciated Schwarzenegger lived a dark life in the slums.

Someone said to young Jonathan Lee: You are so ugly and have no talent, how can you sing?

Jeremy Lin wandered around the NBA and was swept out of the house by several clubs in succession.

When Cui Yongyuan hosted the program for the first time, after a while, a voice came from behind. Who is this grandson?

Since Wu Zongxian gave him a job, Jay Chou finally didn't have to go to the restaurant to wash dishes, so he wrote some songs, but no singer could sing his broken songs.

Liu Chuanzhi started a company with 200,000 yuan. I was cheated as soon as I came up140 thousand, and I couldn't sleep all night.

Singaporean Adu's life at the construction site is not much better.

Shunji Iwai's girlfriend asked him, how much money do you have? Shunji Iwai said I had no money, so he was dumped.

Zong, 42, found that there was a huge market for making children's nutrient solution, but his relatives and friends advised him not to do it. Making a fortune by selling that thing is simply a pipe dream. Zong Houqing wept bitterly. Can you understand the mood of a middle-aged man in his forties facing the last chance in life?

Before long, he named his nutrient solution Wahaha.

One day, a Rolls-Royce car pulled into the car wash, and a young car cleaner was very happy to touch the steering wheel below. The guest found out, and the guest slapped him and told him that you can't afford this kind of car in your life.

Later, the car cleaner bought six Rolls Royce cars. The name of the car cleaner is Chow Yun Fat.

Ang Lee didn't have a job for six years after graduation, and he relied on his wife to support him.

Ang Lee once wanted to give up movies and signed up for a computer class to learn some skills to help his family. When his wife found out, she told him directly that Ang Lee was not the only computer in the world. You should do what only you can do.

Later, Ang Lee made some films that only he could make in the world.

At that time, they were still far behind you.

They are all one in a million. Their characteristic is that they have been working hard, their dreams sound unrealistic, their lives are worse than yours, and no one knows whether they can succeed in this life.

But the most crucial point-they have been criticized, but they have never wavered. They have been sticking to their beliefs and working hard until they succeed!