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Why do fans say: syphilis in prosperity (Messi) and vitamin C in adversity (Cristiano Ronaldo)?

It's simple! The team with Messi is very smooth. The team where the mule belongs was originally prosperous, but later it was turned into adversity by a mule! The mule asked for 45 million yuan, equivalent to Messi's annual salary, and was swept out of the house by Real Madrid because it was not worth it! Qatar prepares 700 million liquidated damages plus 1 100 million annual salary for Messi! So don't force mules to be so charming. Ba Shen thinks you are not as good as him. Trying to improve yourself by comparing with Messi will only make people laugh.