The short story in the water margin, told in class, should be specific ~ ~ urgent! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Lu hangs upside down and weeping willows.

Formerly known as Lu Da, he was born in Weizhou, Shaanxi. Once, he tried to teach a bully nicknamed "Zhenkansai" and punched three times. Unexpectedly, the fist was too heavy and killed people. Although the bad guys are killed, they still have to pay the price of their lives. Luda had to escape and became a monk in Wutaishan Wen Shu Hospital. The elders of Wenshuyuan named him Shen Zhi.

According to the regulations, monks are not allowed to drink, but they like to drink, which is really unbearable. Once drunk, dozens of people couldn't hold him down. The second time he drank, he was in big trouble. He broke the pavilion and clay king kong on the hillside, and the elders could no longer forgive him. The elder said, "I can't keep you here. I will introduce you to Sokokuji in Tokyo, where my brother will be an elder. He will arrange you. "

Tokyo is now Kaifeng, Henan. The elders of Suoguo Temple did not dare to put Lu in the temple, but only sent him to look after the vegetable garden outside the jujube garden. This job is just right for Lou, because the vegetables in the garden are often stolen by hooligans, and no one can control them. But the hooligans are going to throw the new monk into the cesspit to scare him.

With gifts, the hooligans hypocritically said, "We are neighbors and come to congratulate."

Lu became suspicious when he saw that these people refused to enter the house and stood motionless at the edge of the cesspit. The thieves in the street and Li Si, the snake in the grass, all knelt down to grab Lu's feet and turn him over. But Lu moved faster, swished his feet, and Li Si fell into the cesspit and swam. The cesspit is too deep.

Lu smiled and said, "Pull it up and wash it before you speak."

Too many cooks and hooligans saved Zhang San and Li Si. They washed off their stinky excrement and put on their companions' clothes. Lu said to the hooligans who were born: "I can go in and out among thousands of troops, and it's nothing to deal with you hooligans!"

The hooligans took off their pants and went back. The next day, they killed the pig and bought wine. They invited him respectfully, and the latter flattered him. Singing while eating, I heard crows croaking in the tree. Zhang San said the crow was unlucky, and Li Si would take a ladder to tear down the crow's nest.

Lu Shenzhi looked at the willow tree and said, "There is no ladder."

I saw him take off his clothes and reveal the splendid tattoo on his back (so he was called "Flower Monk"). He walked under the tree, bent down, his right hand down, his left hand on the ground, and with a strong waist, he uprooted the willow tree!

Everyone fell to the ground and shouted, "Master is not human!" "

"If I am not human, what am I?"

"If Master is not an arhat in the sky, how can he have such divine power!"

From then on, these people worshipped Lu and entertained him with food and wine every day. Lu performed boxing for everyone when he was drunk. His boxing is called "Drunken Eight Immortals", among which there are many tricks, such as "He Xiangu lazy lying on his gums", "Han Xiangzi pulling the golden flute upside down", "Lv Chunyang flying sword to cut the Huanglong" and "Tie Guai Li stepping on the ladder alone" ... and everyone was dumbfounded.

After a few days, Lu thought, "I'm sorry for always eating other people's food." So he also prepared tables and drinks to invite everyone. Everyone ate happily, and some suggested, "I have seen Master fight, but I have never seen Master use weapons. Can we open our eyes? "

Lu said, "OK, take out my mord."

Lu's iron mord is five feet long and weighs sixty-two Jin. Lu danced and danced, jumping more and more densely, and the wind and rain were tight.

At this time, cheers came from outside the low wall. This person is Lin Chong, the coach of the 800,000 imperial army in Tokyo, nicknamed "Leopard Head". From then on, Lin Chong was congenial and became good brothers for life and death.