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How to name a child?
A name is a sign of a person. Many parents really want to break their heads in order to name their children. Because children are the fruit of two people's love, some parents have come up with the idea of naming their children with their father's surname plus their mother's surname. Don't tell me, some names are not only beautiful, but also express their meaning. For example, if both parents are surnamed Chen, the child can be named Chen Muchen. But there are still some names that make a lot of jokes and turn people's lives into jokes. Many parents use this method to name their children. How do you name your children?
@ taro is my favorite: after the baby is born, we are thinking about what name to choose. I heard that many people say that the husband's and wife's surnames are combined to name the baby, and they laughed after listening to it. My husband's surnames and mine must not be combined. My last name is Liao, my husband is Zhu, and my child is Zhu Liao? Pig feed? I also heard that you can add a word of love in the middle, so my child's name is Zhu Ailiao? No matter who likes to tease, pigs have to scare people away.
@ I'm a wind chaser: I don't want to tell you my name, and I don't know how my parents came up with the idea, so I have to combine their surnames. Great, my father's surname is Lei, my mother's surname is Zheng, and my name is Lei Zhenzi. I really grew up laughing. But what can I do? I can't decide my own name. I really want to change my name.
@ My dearest, how are you doing? I'm a pregnant mother, and I have nothing to do every day, just wondering what the child should be called. I discussed with my husband that day, and my husband said, I love you so much, so why don't our children combine our surnames? I don't know what to spell, but suddenly we fight together, and my husband and I laugh hysterically. Because my husband's surname is Gao and my surname is Guo, will it be okay for children to be called pressure cookers in the future?
@ around you: My own name is not pleasant to listen to, so I hope the child's name is interesting, so I thought about it, combining my husband's and my husband's surnames, my husband's surname is Wang, my surname is He, so what's the child's name? Wang Zhihe? I have planned my children's future career, and then I will sell tofu milk. If I sell it accurately, I will rely on it to get rich.
The names of these children are so interesting that many jokes have been made. Naming a child with his father's surname and his mother's surname actually represents a kind of love. I hope that the child will grow up under the care and care of his parents. However, if the name taken out by this combination is funny or not very pleasant to listen to, then parents should seriously consider it. After all, the name is to follow the child's life. Did you say anything when you named your child? Say it quickly and let's learn.
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