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What's the interesting story of DNF?

Uncle Xiao Bai wandered around with a big gun and formed a painting team. This team is not simple, everyone can be independent. How nice it is to get together now! How can this team be found in the world! This is really a red eye that has been brushed aside.

Say what you said, these four people can be described as heroes. Appreciate and praise each other, and you will be great. He boasted for almost half an hour. Four people just entered the copy. I wonder if it's luck.

Yes, or just talk too much to meet the Lan Bing demon abyss mode! Xiao Bai Dan snorted the most and said, "I'll take the lead." All three of them said, "How dare you!" See Xiao Bai

Wave your hands up, (12 Juno star sword has been strengthened), and your legs stand in a four-sided posture! The big gun was really knowledgeable and said, "Hey! It turned out to be the empty chop of the raptor! This is really a good move. " toy boy

After gaining power, the cry in his mouth is as bright as a brotherhood of the Wolf! ! ! I didn't expect Xiao Bai to stop suddenly in the middle of howling. It's bad to see Xiao Bai trapped in the foam and unable to move.

Everyone doesn't know what to say when they see this situation. You look at me, I look at you ... or roaming can stand the big scene and say "big!" "

Don't be short at home. It's important to save Xiaobai first. "At this moment, the uncle said," Amitabha ~ Wait a minute and see what's going on! "I don't hang up my uncle's nonsense." I can't see mine. "I wandered out and took out the revolver I just bought yesterday (the king of hunting kings).

Suddenly it was full of bullets, and the revolver opened its handle and aimed at the bubble: "Head shot" Bang ... the bullet shot at the bubble at the speed of 1000m/ 1ms per second!

The action before shooting was simply earth-shattering, making people cry, and everyone repeatedly called it "so handsome!" That's awesome! You are the most handsome! " Roaming face smiles like a flower, and my heart is sweeter than eating honey. My uncle is the most nonsense. What are you doing if you can't break it? Roaming suddenly has nothing to do with face, he shouted "damn it! Damn it! " "Big guns can talk" is a matter of success or failure. I'm not playing. "What are you crying about?

It doesn't matter, let me try "the bronzed skin of the big gun with a wave of his right arm is so dazzling in the sun!" " Although the big gun does not have much muscle, it has raised more than 100.

Gold-heavy gnawing red N 1 1- viper) has no strength. I saw a 20-meter-long flame spraying bubbles directly. The fire completely enveloped the bubbles, and finally the flame slowly subsided because of lack of gas.

The great man thought that Xiao Bai was saved, but the bubble was unimaginable. Xiaobai is still trapped by heavy punches; "I don't believe it, I don't believe it, it's impossible, it's impossible, it's impossible, I don't believe it-meowed, so embarrassing ~ ~" roaming

The big gun refused to accept, so the two of them showed all the skills they had learned in life. As the saying goes, man is not as good as heaven. I don't know what will happen tomorrow, but Xiao Bai just won't come out!

At this time, a loud voice came from behind, "Amitabha". Uncle said, "Why bother the two benefactors? I told you to wait and talk, but you didn't listen, and you thought I was wordy. Look at Xiao Bai's original health, but he can't move. You two are just fooling around. Look at Xiao Bai. You're dying! Why come!

Roaming big gun two people immediately frightened; Tragedy Tragedy should not, should not, really should not.

Although uncle's attack ability is not strong, his intelligence is high enough for the cannon to roam. Roaming said, "So what do you think we should do?" ? Uncle smiled and said, "Hehe, Amitabha's only plan today is to wait."

! In my opinion, the bubble will burst after 1 minute. "Big gun said," how can I see it? "? Uncle: "I watched the stars last night and concluded that the DNF network connection was interrupted at noon today! ! ! Then everyone will put it down.

It's kindness or kindness to do amitabha, so why bother you two. "