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Four excuses for men not answering their phones.
Four excuses for men not answering their phones.
I didn't hear that.
This is the most common reason, but also the most easily persuaded by women. Because in real life, this kind of situation does often appear. Busy work and noisy environment will lead to the phone ringing but not being heard at all. This is also what women often encounter themselves.
However, I can't hear the phone call to him once, twice, three times and four times. What should I do? I believe that no woman will forgive a man calmly and without any bad feelings. A storm caused by telephone is inevitable.
Second, I didn't bring it.
Compared with the first reason, this one can only arouse more doubts about women. This leaves too much room for fantasy for women. A woman's first reaction will be: Where have you been? Why don't you bring your cell phone? Did you bring it on purpose? The speculation at the bottom can only get richer and richer. Don't underestimate a woman's imagination.
But then again, a man who can answer like this may be like this. Because every lie, even if it is not perfect, at least it will not be so riddled. In this case, women should think backwards. Maybe he's really honest with you.
Third, the mobile phone is dead.
This is also a very common reason, but how to say it? This situation, if put on women, will be much more credible. Because sensitive women often forget to charge their mobile phones regularly. Is a person who is famous for his rationality always so confused?
I believe that on the one hand, women will question your excuse that "the phone is dead", on the other hand, they will also doubt whether their original choice is wise enough. Therefore, men should take this reason less as an excuse! Damage your image.
Fourth, the meeting is inconvenient.
Does this sound too familiar? From 755 to 79000, Yan Shouyi's phrase "I'm in a meeting" has become synonymous with classic lies. To some extent, just saying "in a meeting" is basically judged as a lie by women. It doesn't make sense.
So, if you are really in a meeting, please stand outside and answer it, or return a sincere message as soon as you hang up. If you do this, I believe no woman will complain about you.
In fact, as long as men pay more attention, these disharmonies caused by telephone calls can be completely avoided. All a woman wants is your heart.
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