Where are the particularly interesting jokes and humorous things?

1 I think back then, when I punched Nanshan Nursing Home and kicked Beihai Kindergarten. All of them were knocked down when they were less than one meter tall. I stamped my feet in the morgue, "If you don't accept it, stand up!" No one dared to breathe. ~~

2 A person felt like vomiting when he first got on the plane. The flight attendant took an empty bag, and when it was almost full, she went to get another bag and told "don't vomit." When I came back, I saw it all over the place. When I asked why, I replied: "I saw it was almost full, so I took another sip, and everyone around me vomited..."

3 God's response to the dead West The child said: Come on, let me give you a pair of wings and become an angel! God said to the dead African child: Come, give you a pair of wings and become a bat...!

4 A man was walking through a cemetery late at night when he heard knocking sounds. The more he heard, the more frightened he became. Finally he saw a man carving a tombstone. He breathed a sigh of relief and said to the other party: It almost scared me to death! What are you doing? Answer: They etched my name wrongly, I will correct it

5 A girl was so ugly that she couldn’t get married and hoped to be trafficked. My dream finally came true, but I couldn’t sell it for half a month. The kidnappers sent her back, but she refused to get out of the car. The kidnappers gritted their teeth and stamped their feet: Let's go, don't want the car.

6 Three little white rabbits picked a mushroom

The two big ones let the little ones The younger ones are going to get some wild vegetables to eat together

The younger ones said I won’t go and you will eat my mushrooms when I leave

The older ones said no, don’t worry and go ahead. So the little white rabbit went~~~

Half a year passed and the little white rabbit still hasn’t come back. A big one said that it won’t come back. Let’s eat it.

The other big one said Wait a little longer~~~

A year has passed and the little white rabbit hasn’t come back yet. The two big ones agreed that we don’t have to wait and let’s eat.

At this moment, the little white rabbit didn’t come back. The white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the jungle nearby and said angrily: Look! I knew you were going to eat my mushrooms