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Why do northeast women have to keep a mink?
The mink coat is noble and elegant, which can set off the elegance of the dress. It is the choice of many white-collar workers, especially some ladies who pay attention to identity like to wear mink coats to show their identity and temperament.
Mink is undoubtedly the most popular fashion item in Northeast China. The word "local tyrant" can't convey the sense of dignity, luxury and great satisfaction of mink clothes.
Owning a mink not only symbolizes your wealth and dignity, but also proves that you are loved. So no matter how rich or not, how old or how old you are, you must buy a mink. Because in the northeast, "people who really love you will not say more about loving you, but will buy you a lot of minks."
This has a lot to do with the cold. For the northeast, it is normal for winter to be more than 20 degrees below zero. And the winter is particularly long. In the past, because of poverty, people didn't pay attention to it, no matter how shabby and heavy the cotton-padded clothes were, as long as they could keep out the cold. Nowadays, with the development of the times and the improvement of people's living standards, it is necessary not only to keep warm, but also to embody fashion, less but fine, less and warm, so the appearance of mink has undoubtedly become one of the best choices for loving beauty. Yingying, from Xingkai Lake, an online celebrity and "Northeast Xiao Li", said that the effect of fur and mink in keeping out the cold is really good, better than down jackets, and the wind is airtight. And although it is not cheap, it can be used for several years without being eliminated. Whether it is warmer than down jacket, there is no comparative data in this regard. After all, there are thousands of down jackets. I think they may pay more attention to fashion, buy whatever is popular, like to follow the trend, and like to follow the trend. Zhang bought it, and so did Li. Why don't I buy a dress? ! And the northeast people are particularly proud of their faces. They think that buying a mink will have twice as much face as wearing it, which can not only keep out the cold, but also show fashion and face. Moreover, some women in Northeast China have more face than lining, so that some women wear mink, and they are angry and foul-mouthed. Therefore, women should not only dress themselves up, but also look clean and beautiful in appearance, clean in mouth and pure in heart, and pay more attention to inner cultivation and temperament.
The neighbor's son's first child was a girl, and the old couple especially hoped that his daughter-in-law would have a second child, saying that it would be best if the two children had a companion.
My son said that it is so stressful to raise children now! The old couple said that you only care about life, and if you can't afford it, we will give you money to support it. Daughter-in-law is really pregnant and gave birth to a grandson. The old couple are very happy. They spent more than 10 thousand on their daughter-in-law, bought a mink and gave her a salary card.
Both the old couple were discharged from the army during the May 4th Movement, and their monthly salary totaled more than 3,000 yuan. Now give a person's salary card to his wife. There is only one person left in the old couple's mouth, and the retirement salary is not enough! I can't do anything when I am old, so I can only collect junk and sell it to subsidize my living expenses.
Women in Northeast China like mink very much. When mink was particularly popular a few years ago, almost all the streets were filled with women wearing mink. Even when people squeeze into the bus, they will see many people wearing mink coats.
Northeasters like to wear mink, which is related to the climate and environment. If you don't believe me, try coming to the northeast for a winter. 10 to the first half of May of the following year belongs to winter, especially in the cold winter, when the temperature drops to more than 30 degrees below zero. In order to keep warm in this weather, you have to wrap yourself in big cotton-padded clothes and underpants layer by layer, and you can't resist the cold of MINUS 30 degrees. Therefore, mink is extremely warm, so that many people who love beauty don't have to wrap themselves into zongzi, which is of course more popular.
In addition, wearing mink is regarded as a sense of ceremony by the northeast people, just like the customs and habits of some ethnic minorities. Miao people wear silverware on major festivals, while Tibetans are covered with beeswax and precious stones. Therefore, wearing mink in winter is a popular dress on formal occasions, which can bring people a sense of ceremony that other clothes can't match.
In addition, people in Northeast China like to wear mink, because mink has become a tool for people to express happiness and love. In Northeast China, mink has been sublimated into a tool to express true love and happiness. I want to buy mink when I get married. Dad loves his daughter and her husband loves his wife.
In the northeast, the best way to coax a woman is to buy a mink coat. One can't, those two.
Sable used to be the supreme position in the hearts of northeast women, and it was once a symbol of economy and status. It's different now. Many aunts often wear smooth mink and carry dozens of pounds of Chinese cabbage and roll around in snowy days. Wearing mink in the northeast can't all be classified as comparison. What about the woman who doesn't want to wear mink? Even if you don't wear it, you should put it in the closet.
Let me answer this question. I think it's a northeast woman. If she can, she will have a mink coat.
Let's start with the winter of 2020. I've almost experienced it. This winter is too cold. It's really a year long and it's not frost-resistant. If not affected by the epidemic, I might choose to buy a long mink coat.
The winter before last was not so cold, so I bought two long fur coats, one of which was ankle-length and felt very cold. But last winter I suddenly felt that fur was too heavy, much heavier than mink, but I couldn't help it. The weather was too cold, so I had to choose to wear it, hesitating to buy long mink, but the epidemic was not allowed.
Speaking of mink coat, whether it is warm or light, it can be said that it is the first choice for women in Northeast China in winter. Its advantages are cold resistance, beauty, elegance and nobility, which shows the high-end atmosphere of women. There is only one disadvantage that the price is relatively high, because the quality of mink is different and the price difference is much different. If you choose the one with low price, you may regret it when you get it. It's a pity that it cost thousands of dollars, but the quality of the leather board is obviously different.
If you choose a higher price, it may not be affordable for all families. That is the reality. Some people can buy some brightly colored minks, while others may have none. So, there is no need to say anything. If there are conditions, no woman doesn't want to be beautiful or not love beauty.
Actually, it's not necessary For example, I, from Harbin, don't buy minks. In winter in Harbin, girls wear everything. Beautiful little girls all over the street wear all kinds of clothes. This kind of thing is really much warmer than a down jacket, mainly to keep out the wind. But in my opinion, mink is short and ugly, and it looks fat and bears. In fact, this kind of thing, mink, is to pick up the body and fur of minks. We humans kill them and deprive them of their fur just to keep warm, which is always cruel. This is one of the reasons why I don't buy mink. It is estimated that many people will say that they are not allowed to eat meat, but what I want to say is that meat such as cattle and sheep can be used to make things. There is nothing but bones in the whole body, only mink. Who can eat skinned mink meat except mink skin? Minks die only because of their skins, so I think minks are cruel things, like ivory ~ This view is purely my own idea, and I don't like it.
I tell the story of two northeast women I know:
First, an aunt in the canteen of my unit. After her divorce, she took her son to work here and stayed in our canteen for more than 10 years. She said that she chose to work in the canteen, thus saving money for eating and just renting a small house to live with her son.
After the divorce, she only went back to her hometown in Northeast China twice in ten years. I went back in summer.
I was puzzled and asked her why she didn't go home often. Are there no old people at home?
She said that there was an old father who was in poor health and took medicine all the year round. She said that she really wanted to go back, but only in summer, because in their hometown, going home without mink in winter would be laughed at by the whole village. So that the whole family can't lift their heads.
I don't understand the marten-wearing culture in Northeast China.
There is also a woman from the canteen of our unit. She is also divorced and has a daughter, but this sister is very beautiful.
Go dancing after work every day. According to her, her partner fights for her every day. She loves to show off in an ostentatious manner and tells us everything, as well as her love history.
With that girl, her life is a little easier, and she is very beautiful.
We asked her: Is it true that Northeast China won't go back to its hometown without wearing mink?
She said yes, but she has mink, so she can go back if she wants.
We know that her partner must have bought her a mink coat. Because in the past few years, although everyone's salary was not high, it was not cheap to buy a mink.
Who told you that northeast people must have mink coats? The word "must" is a bit of a misnomer You must and must have the money to afford it, ranging from thousands to tens of thousands. If you have no money, you can let people buy whatever you want and you can borrow money. Anyway, this mink is a luxury. It is very suitable to wear mink coat in the cold weather in Northeast China, which is both warm and noble. But then again, what clothes to wear, what to eat and what car to drive can all be your own conditions.
Having a mink is definitely a must. First of all, it can keep out the cold. Second, women in Northeast China are taller, and wearing mink is the most exciting! Third, northeast women dare to wear it, and they will wear it!
This is a regional subculture, everyone!
Tibetans wear beeswax and precious stones, while Miao people wear silverware. Why is it controversial for northeast people to wear mink?
Let me talk more about the climate in the northeast. After all, many people have never been here. I can't describe the feeling that people freeze to the bone and their hearts stop beating. I can't tell you how sad I was when I fell like a header and couldn't get up for a long time. ...
Come once a winter, half a year. That's it. You know everything.
Now it's not like before. The big cotton-padded jacket and shorts are all wrapped in sheepskin, down jacket, jacket and heating clothes, and all kinds of dazzling workmanship are exquisite. It is said that high-tech dare to clap their chests to ensure that they can withstand MINUS 30 degrees. ...
But emotionally, as a northeast person, wearing mink has a sense of ceremony that other clothes can't match:
Just as marriage must be a complete ring, it symbolizes a lifetime commitment; Just as the emperor who ascended the throne must hold a decree to symbolize his rights; If one day a northeast woman wears mink and her parents buy it, that's inheritance! A lover buys it, and that's being loved! What I bought for myself is a lonely traveler who is not afraid to walk in the world for three or nine days, friends!
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Why do northeast people wear mink in winter?
There is no explicit provision for a truth, and there is no physiological necessity. It is a choice that can stand the test.
Northeasters buy mink, which is never blind, cost-effective, practical, affectionate and decent ... there is basically nothing better than it.
In the northeast, if you don't sit down and think about it for the sake of dressing, you may have to buy another mink to wear. ...
What's more, wearing mink in the northeast is not something to show off. The aunts are still wearing old mink coats and dragging 100 kilograms of Chinese cabbage pants home. The young man in a mink coat is having a snowball fight on the ground, and there is probably a little sister who bakes garlic with white mink, and more of a big brother who bakes shrimp for his wife. This is by no means because "my wife wears mink, so don't do it."
Since I went to work, every year my mother would say "I'll give you a whole mink coat" ... I refused because I didn't spend the winter in my hometown. But I know that my parents will give me the whole thing sooner or later, to marry me or for other reasons. Even if I can't put it on, I will hang it straight in the closet and keep it beautiful. Attention, I'm from the northeast, and I know this.
In my eyes, wearing mink is never a bad habit. It is a deliberate comparison and preconceived superiority.
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