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Classical Chinese bullies the elderly.

1. Who knows the translation of the classical Chinese "stingy old man"?

There was a man in the Han Dynasty who was old, childless, well-off, thrifty and stingy by nature, with ragged clothes and rough food. Get up early every day to start work and rest at night; It is not enough to run the cooking industry, but I am reluctant to use it myself. Follow him alone and beg him. He had to go home and take out ten copper coins. He walked out of the hall and reduced the amount of money as he walked. When he went out, he had only half the money left in his hand. Close your eyes and give the money to the beggar. After a while, the beggar was told again, "I brought all the property in my family to help you." Don't tell anyone casually, lest others ask me for money like you! " The old man died soon, his land and house were confiscated by the government, and goods and money were put into the state treasury.

2. Classical Chinese translation of The Mean Old Man:

There was an old man in the Han Dynasty who had no descendants. His family is rich, but frugal and stingy. He gets up early and goes to bed late, busy with industry. He enjoys making money, but he is unwilling to use it for himself. Or someone begged him, but he couldn't take out ten dollars from the room. He came out of the room and reduced his money as he walked. When I got outside, there was only half left, so I closed my eyes and forbeared not to give it to the beggar and kept telling him that I had given you all my belongings. Don't tell others that I have money, others will beg from me. Soon the old man died, and his house and land were confiscated by the government, as well as money and goods.

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In the Han Dynasty, some people had no support for their old age, rich family and thrifty nature. Rotten clothes and rotten vegetables eat, invading the morning and invading the night; Manage the industry and work together; Not for personal use. Or people who beg beggars from it, have no choice but to go in and get ten dollars and come out of the hall, which needs to be reduced with the steps. As for the outside, they are only half-present, closing their eyes to beggars. Xunfu told Yun: "I spent all my possessions to support your husband. You should be careful not to let him say that I was unified!" " When the old man died in Russia, Tian Zhai had no official, and the goods were filled in the Inner Tang Dynasty.

3. Ancient poems advise people not to bully the elderly.

Who is the son?

the Tang Dynasty

Author Han Yu

Who is not crazy, who is not crazy, who will go to the palace to call the Taoist priest?

The old white-headed mother hid her face and cried bitterly, and her shirt sleeves were torn.

Cui Mei's bride, twenty years old, sent her home and cried all over the city.

Or Yun wants to learn to fight, Mu Biqiang.

It's also vulgar and ordinary, risking your position.

Although there are legends about immortals, everyone who knows them knows their falsehood.

Sages can be bullied, but how can they die of poverty?

Alas, Yu Xincheng is my brother, and I am willing to teach in the end.

It's never too late to punish a hundred strategies.

Whose relatives and friends can pity me and write my poems as gifts?

Song of exhorting filial piety

Author: Xu Xi

Dynasty: Qing dynasty

Confucius wrote the Book of Filial Piety, which belongs to virtue.

Parents work hard, especially mothers.

The baby is underage and was pregnant with his mother's stomach in 10.

Longing for mother's blood, longing for mother's meat.

The baby will be born and the mother will be in prison.

I'm afraid I'll become a ghost after giving birth.

Once the children meet, the mother will be happy to continue.

If love is a treasure, it is diligence in bowing day and night.

The mother lies on the wet mat and the child sleeps on the dry bedding.

The child was sleeping soundly, but the mother was afraid to stretch.

A dirty child doesn't stink too much, and a sick child is willing to make amends.

Children should be able to walk and behave in a worrying way.

Breast-feeding for three years consumes thousands of feet.

Children should be able to eat and drink, save their mouths and postures.

I've tried. I'm fifteen or sixteen.

Wisdom fears fatigue, but stupidity worries.

Well, praise first, then educate.

Before the child came back, he leaned against the door and followed the candle.

Children walk Wan Li Road, but their hearts walk Wan Li Road.

Filial piety is a matter of course, and unfilial is not as good as poultry.

the song of the homeless

Dynasty: Tang Dynasty

Author: Meng Jiao

Original text:

The mother used the needle and thread in her hand to make clothes for her long-distance son.

Before leaving, I had a stitch for fear that my son would come back late and his clothes would be damaged.

Who can say that a filial child like the weak can repay his mother's love like the sunshine in spring?

4. How to translate the classical Chinese version of The Old Man on the Mountain? When Sean has nothing to do, he will take a walk on the bridge in Xiapi. An old man wearing a coarse cloth and a short coat walked to the place where Sean stood, deliberately threw his shoes under the bridge, looked at Sean and said, "Young man, go down and get the shoes!" "Sean again surprised again nu, want to beat him. But seeing that he was old, he fought back his anger and got off the bridge to get his shoes. The old man said, "Put it on for me!" Sean thought that since he had shoes, he should put them on, so he knelt down and put them on for him. The old man put out his foot, let Sean put on his shoes, and then left with a smile. Sean was surprised and stared at him. He walked about a mile back and said, "Young people can be educated! You will see me here in the morning in five days. " Sean felt very strange, so he knelt down and said, "All right. "

After several tests, the old man finally gave Sean a Taigong Art of War and told him, "If you read this, you will become a king's teacher." In other words: after reading this book, you can be the emperor's strategist. And introduced himself as Huang Shigong.

In the Han Dynasty, there was an old man who had no children. The family is rich, but he is stingy by nature. Poor food and clothing, always get up at dawn and go to bed at dark; He runs an industry and is never satisfied with collecting money, nor willing to spend money himself. Someone begged him, but he couldn't refuse, so he went home and took ten pence, and went outside from the hall, buttoning it while walking.

When he walked out of the door, there was only half left. He closed his eyes and handed the money to the beggar. After a while, I repeatedly told you, "I gave you all the money at home, so don't tell anyone." Some people even followed suit and asked me for money. "The old man died soon. His land and house were confiscated by the government and his money was put into the state treasury.

In the Han Dynasty, there were people who were old and childless, wealthy and thrifty in nature. Eat rotten clothes and vegetables, invade the morning, invade the night to rest, run a business, gather money, and dare not use it for personal use. Or people beg beggars from it, but they have to go in and get ten dollars. Come out of the hall and walk step by step. Compared with the outside, I am only half, close my eyes and give it to the beggar. Xunfu told the cloud, "I have lost everything to support your husband. Be careful not to let him say that I was unified." When the old man died in Russia, Tian Zhai had no official, and the goods were filled in the Inner Tang Dynasty.

Extended data

The old man in Han Dynasty is an ancient prose in Laughing Forest, the title of which was drawn up by the editor. His humorous and vivid humor satirizes the rich and penniless miser in life.

Distinguish and appreciate

Statement Gu skillfully grasped the suspect's guilty conscience of being afraid of being seen through and hit the nail on the head. Although he didn't go through complicated investigation and evidence collection, he defeated the enemy without fighting and directly found out the real thief. It can be seen that in the long history, those clever and wise ancient officials did have their own unique methods of handling cases, and they could skillfully use their criminal psychology to try to be disloyal. So far, they all seem to have good artistry and appreciation.

Laughing Forest (a collection of jokes written by Han Danchun of Wei during the Three Kingdoms Period)

A collection of ancient jokes It was written by Wei Han Chanchun in the Three Kingdoms. Three volumes. The recorded stories are humorous, and they are the earliest joke books in ancient China. The original books have been lost, and now there are more than 20. Lu Xun's "Ancient Novel Hooking and Sinking" is relatively complete.

Brief introduction of the author

Han Danchun was born in Yingchuan (now Yu County, Henan Province). Han Danchun is well-read and good at calligraphy. The three volumes of "Laughing Forest" edited by him are all laughing stories that ridicule ignorance, and some of them have strong social significance. This book has been lost, and there are only 29 books left. Some joke books of later generations were all influenced by Xiaolin.

In the Tang Dynasty, there was a young man named Gu Wei. One day he went out for an outing and stayed in a hotel in the south of the city that night.

In the evening, Wei Gu walked on the moon and came to the back garden. He saw an old man reading a book under the moon with a trick on his back. He hurried forward to salute and asked what books to read. The old man smiled and said, "wedding invitations" are also. Gu Wei believes that Marriage Book must be a book about human marriage. Seeing the toolbox bulging and glowing, he asked what was in it. The old man smiled and said, "Red rope is also".

Wei Gu asked again: What's the use of red rope? The old man took out a red rope from his bag. When the sky flashed, he saw a red light hovering at Wei Gu's feet, and then flew north. The old man told Wei Gu that this rope was a couple's foot. Although the enemy's home is poor and isolated, this rope will be harmonious and will not be violated.

When Wei Gu saw that his marriage was settled, he quickly asked himself who he should marry. The old man replied, "So is the daughter of the old woman who sells vegetables in the north of the store."

Then he disappeared. The next day, Wei Gu got up early to freshen up, and soon found an old woman selling vegetables in the north of the store, and specially asked her daughter.

What I saw was a three-year-old girl, unkempt, sallow and emaciated and ugly. I couldn't help getting angry, but I still drew my sword and stabbed the girl to scream. The old woman shouted, and Wei Gu abandoned his sword and fled.

Ten years later, Wei Gu became a military commander and married Xiang Niang, the daughter of Wang Tai, the secretariat of Xiangzhou. On the wedding night, Wei Gu uncovered Xiang Niang's red skull and saw that his wife was very beautiful. He saw a small flower cut with red paper between his eyebrows and asked why.

After listening to Xiang Niang's narrative, I realized that Xiang Niang was the daughter of an old woman who sold vegetables that year. The husband and wife woke up from their dreams, fell in love with each other, and their children and grandchildren grew old together.

In the future, ordinary people will worship the "old man under the moon" as the god of marriage.

7. What ancient texts respect the elderly? 1, the old man, and the old man; Young people, young people, young people. (Mencius)

2, relying on Mount Tai to surpass the North Sea, this can't be done, and it must be done; Folding branches for the elderly is neither for nor for. (Zhuangzi)

3. I don't have a grandmother, even today; Grandma has no ministers, and her years are endless. Two people, grandparents and grandchildren, are more dependent on each other. (Li Mi)

4, but the inch of long grass is a little sentimental, and it is reported to be three spring rays. (Meng Jiao)

5. Send the clothes out and don't go back to the cupboard. (Huang Zunxian)

Respecting the old and loving the young can make the family more harmonious.

1, filial and generous. (Chen) According to

2. Be as happy as young people when you are old! Youth is like a lark, with its morning song; Old age, like a nightingale, should have its serenade. (Kant)

3. The thread in the hand of a kind-hearted mother makes clothes for her wayward son. (Meng Jiao)

A mother's heart is a child's paradise. (Italian proverb)

I look at the cradle, my son is growing, and I have no right to rest! (Jose Marti)

Respecting the old and loving the young can reflect a person's moral quality.

1. Being respected when you are old is the best privilege of human spirit. (Stendhal)

2. It is natural and normal to respect the elderly. Respect is not only manifested in words, but also in practice. (David Dyke)

Repaying parents' kindness is also a respect for human labor. (proverb)

The whole mystery of educational skills lies in how to take care of children. (Suhomlinski)

It is better to set an example than to criticize children. (Jubeir)

Respecting the old and loving the young is very important in caring.

1, we should show all our parents' love, wisdom and talents in order to cultivate great people. (makarenko)

2. People cultivated without parents' love are often flawed. (makarenko)

3. Children have the obligation to support their parents. (proverb)

You have no sympathy for the old man who fell to the ground, and there is no one to help you when wrestling. (Indian proverb)

5. Use beating to educate children, but it is similar to that of apes to educate their offspring. (makarenko)

Respect for the old and love for the young should start from the little things around us

1. Ruthlessness is not necessarily a real hero. How can Reiko Kobayakawa not be a husband? (Lu Xun)

Don't leave your beloved son around, let him go out to exercise and make him famous all over the world. (Thai proverb)

For the sake of children, my actions must be very gentle and cautious. (Marx)

4, I would like to teach you to do it with filial piety, and those who give it to you can't bear to wear it on the road! (Mencius)

5, Confucius: filial piety, the classics of heaven, the meaning of the earth, the trip of people. (Kangxi)

8. There was an old man in the Han Dynasty who had no son.

Although the family is very rich, but the nature is simple and stingy, food and clothing are poor. He gets up before dawn every day and sleeps until midnight, running his own business carefully, never satisfied with accumulating money and reluctant to spend it himself.

If someone begged him, he couldn't refuse for a long time, so he went home to get ten pence and then went out, reducing the money he was going to give while walking, leaving only half when he went out. He closed his eyes painfully and handed the money to the beggar.

After a while, he said to me, "You have all the money at home. Don't tell anyone." Some people even followed suit and asked me for money. "

The old man died soon. His land and house were confiscated by the government and the money was turned over to the state.