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Facing the difficulties of military training, we can't choose to compromise, escape or surrender. We should choose courage, strength and resistance. Yang shengan

Hard and happy, full; Military training, enrichment; Seven days. Wang Hengtong

Experience happiness in sweat and learn to be brave and persistent in tempering. Qi Zhang

Nothing is impossible as long as you work hard. Yang Yue

Nothing is impossible. the Chen Dynasty

If I don't go to hell, who will! From hell to heaven. Lu Hui

Learn to have fun in military training, and painting becomes happy. Yang xuanfan

Nothing can be done as long as you don't work hard. allow

Military training is bitter and sweet. Let's remember these joys and pains, and leave good memories for Gao Yan.

Surpassing yourself is success! General Yun Fei

Believe in yourself, anything is possible. Tu Yuefeng

Under the dripping sweat, I grew up and learned a lot ... Fan Wenzhong.

Face every tomorrow in the best condition, because as long as you work hard, tomorrow will never be a recurring past. Zhangyingchi

A person who is willing to go back to the past will be full of longing for his future, so he should do his best every day in order to leave us with good memories in the future. Long Chunwan

Our class walked too fast, and the instructor said that we were in a hurry to go on a blind date and that we were like death squads. I remember that some students said that instructors should wear casual clothes to take a group photo, claiming that they had close contact with Wang Xi. Ni Ziyi

When we practice together again, we will make a new round of plans reasonably according to the last exercise. Although we are sometimes in a hurry and often make jokes, in the next exercise, when we experience everyone's progress, we will feel that the power of unity is enormous. Xiang naichun

A few days ago, our class should be a collective force and was praised by the chief instructor. From that moment on, our instructor had a sunny smile on his face, just like a child who got a lollipop. Huiyun

When we were ready to have a rest, we played a word solitaire game. Everyone said one and I said one. After one round, there are already 42 different words. Have a whim to the teacher. Let's add "my ass" before these 42 words. Some students surrendered, but some students replaced them with a performance. All the fun is words. Shen shijie

The instructor asked Zhang Qi, the student with the slowest release speed, to do ten push-ups. Originally, this was a joke. Zhang Qi's classmates all did very well, which made us realize the strictness of military discipline. Today, in the last rehearsal before the general meeting, our performance shamed the instructors, teachers and ourselves. I don't think the same thing will happen again tomorrow, because we are Class Five, Class Five, Class Five, Class Five, Class Five. Also today, in the cultural performance of the military training ceremony, Qi Xin, our class, joined forces to win a full house of applause, which reflected our classless style. Xu 'an

Our classmates are all unique, with their own personality, characteristics and shining side. During recess, we are the most active in the playground, but during training, we are all serious, not willful, and always consistent with the Sports Commission. No one gives up the collective interests because of their own interests. Although our training is very dull, we are still active, because we actively show our military posture. This is Wulian, an ordinary and extraordinary team; A unique, personalized and United army; This is the fifth company, a special unit for taking pictures of the regiment. Tu Yuefeng

Our class is an excellent class. We are a class, a group and a person. As long as we work 0.5 times harder, we will be the best. Xu zefei

This afternoon is a miracle afternoon, because we have made rapid progress. Han Yan (three words "fire")

The end of Li Military Training is approaching day by day. To tell you the truth, I really can't bear it. Yang Yue

Today is the fifth day of military training. I think today is my happiest day, because I think the queue in our class is better than other classes, and I also feel the power of unity and cooperation. Yu Sicong

In fact, everyone loves this group very much, and everyone works hard. Zhai Shenjun

On the training ground, the students were in high spirits and tried their best to solve various problems in military training. If such a class cannot be praised, which class is qualified? We can't live up to the expectations of teachers and instructors, and we can't live up to the energy and sweat we have paid these days. Shen Xiaodi

Is military training hard? Say something from the heart: "Bitter!" I dragged my heavy body, honed my mind in this tense military training atmosphere, and reached a new sprint and peak after yesterday's military training. Wu Meng

Today, I suddenly found a black-and-white dividing line on Ban Zhi's arm. It turns out that he has been with us. the Chen Dynasty

When we came to school in the morning, we looked around like a conditioned reflex and prayed silently, because we had to do our best ... When we got home, we sighed in our hearts that another day had passed, and we were greeted by the rising sun tomorrow, another morning when no one was late, a quiet afternoon and a high-spirited team. Zheng Qi

I want to work hard with my classmates and behave well. I can't be kept in the dark for the sake of the group. Although each of us is not necessarily excellent, each of us has our own bright spots, and we should show our advantages to everyone unabashedly. Refine and improve your own shortcomings.