Humorous folk joke stories

Widow Wang Chun

Previously, widows in Han areas were widowed for life and could not remarry. There was a very young Han widow who wanted to remarry, but her householder refused to agree. The widow went to the judge to write a petition and asked the county magistrate to allow her to remarry, but none of them wanted to write a petition for her remarriage.

After thinking about it, she took out gold and silver jewelry and asked an old teacher to write a letter and send it to the county government. A county magistrate ascended the throne. When he saw that this beautiful young widow was going to remarry, he suspected her misbehavior and scolded her. Chastity should be observed and remarriage is not allowed. ? There is no way to make her cry.

An old woman, seeing that the widow was determined to remarry, sympathized with her and secretly told her: Sister! It is said that there is a famous witness named Zhong Jiugong. Go and see him. If he is willing to write a witness, he will guarantee the witness. ?

The widow found Zhong Jiugong and cried and begged him to write a complaint. Zhong Jiugong saw that she was young and pitiful, so he wrote a few words to her. The widow took the words written by Zhong Jiugong and sent them to the county government.

Magistrate of a county:? In 28 years, my daughter died, my father-in-law lost his wife in his prime, and my husband and brother were young and unmarried. How do we pass the time? A county magistrate felt that all the pleadings were reasonable and immediately sentenced him: permission to remarry. ?

The line is tight.

Once upon a time, there was a foolish son-in-law who went back to his father-in-law's house for the first time. His wife was afraid that he would do something impolite and told him when she left. You will visit my parents' house tomorrow. Before eating, I will tie a thread around your ankle, and I will pull it before you pick up the food. I didn't pull it, so don't clip it, okay? Silly boy said:? I remember. ?

The next day, the silly son-in-law and his wife went to their father-in-law's house, and the banquet was set. Silly boy remembered his wife's words. She pulled the thread and he took the food. How many glasses of wine have been changed and how many dishes have been served, fools are gentle. The elders who accompany the wine all say that he is a sensible and polite son-in-law

But at this moment, a foraging rooster got under the table, and one paw was entangled in silk thread. The cock struggles desperately, the silk thread keeps moving, and the fool keeps picking vegetables. Later, when he couldn't pick it up, he picked up the whole bowl of vegetables and poured it into his mouth. The hostess was frightened and asked, "Xu Xian, what's the matter with you?" ? The silly boy put his head into his rice bowl and said while eating: the thread is tight, the thread is tight! ?

Du Lao Yao and the county magistrate

The foolish master in Zhijiang County deserved his misfortune. He found Du Laoyao's name!

It is in the hands of Emperor Qianlong. When the confused master came, Du Laoyao was sitting under the tree eating potatoes: Du Laoyao! Look at you, so poor and famous! People from far and near say that you are very knowledgeable. The county wants to try your kung fu! Do you dare to go to court with this county?

Du Laoyao said:? I have nothing to do with eating potatoes. How dare I go to court with M?

The confused master is very proud:? I dare you! Let's go Our lawsuit has finally been solved! ?

Du Laoyao asked:? Where is this dialect?

Master of confusion:? The county is hard to obey! Collect the bucket first, and the county does not fight; But your answer is no! The county will find people who dare not go to court! Tell you innocence and lose your job in this county; If you can't beat it, you can't chew potatoes, even if it is in the palm of your county! ?

Du Laoyao stood up slowly and muttered: It seems that this lawsuit is inevitable?

Confused master urged:? Let's go ?

Du Laoyao just sat down: Alas! ?

The magistrate asked:? What's the matter with you?

Du Laoyao said:? There is no need to spend money! How dare you go on the road when you get a house in Jingzhou through a lawsuit and have no money?

The confused master smiled proudly:? Half a penny? How dare you go on the road with half a dime?

Du Laoyao answered:? Of course! It's not so difficult to have money. ?

Confused master patted his chest:? The county gives you half a penny! ? Turn around and tell his people: Somebody! Give him a penny! ?

Very fast, hammer chisel? Bang? Suddenly, a penny was cut in half. The confused master dumped half of Du Lao: Take it! ?

Du Laoyao took half a penny and left. When they went to Jingzhou House, Du Laoyao really sued Zhijiang's master. Guess how he was sued? Four sentences?

As parents of the people,

The method of king yue is so bold,

Gan Long Bao Tong split in half,

If you don't cut it, you must first withdraw your official!

That silly old man's black hat was taken off at that time!

Monks play Gan Long.

Emperor Qianlong did not really travel to the south of the Yangtze River. He was afraid that the people in the south of the Yangtze River would rebel, so he came to the south of the Yangtze River to find out the news and see the truth.

At that time, there was a monk named slander in Jingci Temple, Nanping Mountain. Monks don't pay attention to chanting and meditation, but only like to talk about world events. Say what you want, scold what you want, and have no scruples. People like to get close to him just because he speaks rationally and scolds funny.

When Emperor Qianlong arrived in Hangzhou, he heard that there was such a monk, and his eyebrows frowned. He thought, this old monk must be an old man of the Ming Dynasty who hid in the mountains and didn't keep his duty. I want to hear what he ruined. So, he put on a blue shirt, took a gold folding fan, dressed as a scholar, and waddled around Jingci Temple, naming whether to denigrate the monk.

When the monk came out of the temple, Qianlong saw him and asked:

? Is the teacher's father slandering the monk?

The slanderous monk replied:? Yes, I am slandering the monk, and I am the one who slanders the monk. ?

Emperor Qianlong asked again:? Did the teacher's father become a monk when he was a child, or did he become a monk halfway?

Slander the monk and say: me? Became a monk halfway. Scholar, why do you ask me these questions?

Emperor Qianlong had nothing to say and his eyes swept away. He saw the tattered cassock on the monk and said, It is said that the teacher's father is a virtuous monk. Why are you wearing this rag with loofah tendons?

Slander the monk and laugh:? When I was young, I also wore gorgeous clothes! Later, splendid clothes were torn by wild dogs, so I became a monk and put on this ragged cassock! However, although I am in rags, I have a positive attitude. No more magnificent than those gentlemen who wear official uniforms and are thieves and prostitutes behind their backs. ?

Emperor Qianlong got a sap in his head and couldn't get out anymore. He thought bitterly: this slander on monks really deserves its reputation! We must find out the problem so that we can punish him severely. With an evil abacus in his stomach and a false smile on his face, he asked the monk to lead him into the temple to play tricks.

When they entered the gate of Jingci Temple, they saw people chopping bamboo to make incense baskets. Emperor Qianlong rolled his eyes, picked up a split bamboo, turned the green side to the monk and asked, Master, what is this called?

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