Humorous sentences

1, I'm crazy, you're stupid and confused. Love me when you come back from work!

2, love you, love you, I really love you, find an artist to draw for you, draw you on the carpet, hold the carpet and I will hold you!

3. I was finally loved and left behind. If you ask why, because I am so handsome, now beautiful women love ugly men, and boys are still ugly.

4, smelly and smelly, really smelly, strange skin, toad mouth, tiger nose, pig ears, see how you can stink!

5, spring sleep is not awkward, mosquitoes bite everywhere. Pat at night, how many mosquitoes die?

6. What moved me was your name; What attracts me is your appearance; It is your silver that surrounds me; I am your finger; Close to me is your body; Tie me up! This is our baby!

7. I love you more than Sima! My love for you is brighter than Zhuge! For your heart, it will last longer than Guan Yunchang! I don't need to say what you mean!

8, feelings, feelings, that is, if you are cold, I will be ruthless; Ambition, ambition, is that if you don't hug me, I have to put up with you!

9. Brother Bitter Melon carried the basket over the wide ditch, and the basket leaked, so Brother Bitter Melon rolled over the ditch. Kuguage's basket buckle crosses the wide ditch, and the melon falls into the basket and complains about the ditch.

10, the revolutionary glass is served every day, which is bad for the party style and hurts the stomach. It is not right to drink it. My wife came back, and she sued the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The secretary said it was wrong to drink.

1 1, the work is already too tired, why bother to suffer for her; Think about being nice to him, think about being punished, I'm embarrassed to say, bye-bye my girl.

12. From the back, you are expecting, from the side, you are disappointed, from the front, you are desperate.

13, flowers don't bloom very often, and youth doesn't often. Get in love while you are still young.

14, adversity belongs to the wife, romance belongs to the lover. Family happiness belongs to the wife, and loneliness belongs to the lover.

15, excited heart, shaking hands, I propose a toast to the leader, and the leader will give me a bite at will. I didn't leave until the leader drank this glass of wine, so he knew what to do next.