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Counting 20 18 network celebrities, they contracted my laughter and tears for a year!
1, "koi fish Ben carp" believes in ignorance.
In 20 18, a new word named "koi fish" was born. Forward this "koi fish" and you will gain love; Forward this "koi fish" and you will get rich overnight. In the spirit of "What if my dream comes true?" I went back and forth on various lottery platforms and was dubbed "Lucky Xiao Qiang". Fortunately, I didn't hit myself once. Just when I wanted to give up, the letter "koi fish Ben Carp" appeared.
During the National Day, Alipay held this lucky draw with various businesses, and the winning probability was one in three million. The final champion was Xin, who was praised as "Super koi fish" by netizens for a time. I also became a super network celebrity, broke the list with the red index, and gained many "relatives" overnight, including myself.
2. King Jingze of "No one can escape the law of true fragrance"
"The law of true fragrance" is a popular word this year, which refers to those who swear not to do something, but finally do it. One of the best is Wang Jingze. The origin of the matter is because of the program Metamorphosis. Wang Jingze demonstrated to us in detail with examples: even if he was killed, he would not eat that bowl of rice; Turn around: It smells good ~ The emoticon package about Wang Jingze has also been broken by netizens from all walks of life. If a word doesn't agree, it will be a "real smell warning".
3. People and things in the short video APP
20 18, it seems that everyone likes to laugh with their mobile phones, among which the short video APP contributes the most. Wonderful jokes, funny characters and exaggerated dialogues can easily poke our jokes.
Whether it's sister Yao, her deadpan brother, or Zhao Benshan's Spring Breeze of Reform, these things are seeping into our lives bit by bit.
4 IG team full of positive energy
To be honest, I cried when this team won the championship. League of Legends is a game that carries the youth of too many people. Players are reluctant to leave, just to win another world championship for China. What EDG couldn't do, IG did.
What dazzling stars are there in this team. Except for the title of rich second generation boss Wang Sicong, the rest are just a bunch of grassroots members. Not afraid of difficulties and obstacles, advance to the finals, win the championship, full of positive energy!
Of course, besides them, there are many people who are welcome. I only picked a few here. Don't hit me even if you have a problem. Looking back on 20 18, whether we participated in the lucky draw, brushed our mobile phones day and night, or played a game in a justified way, we all expressed our attitude towards life. May the wonderful life continue on 20 19.
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