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Jokes about cats: You know too much!
A cat chased a mouse with a gun.
The mouse begged it not to kill it.
The cat said yes, but you have to come back. I have a question. What is 1 plus 1?
The theory of equal to two mice
The cat killed the mouse with one shot.
Dying, the mouse asked me, and I got it right. Why did you kill me?
The cat replied, you know too much.
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