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Master has been taken away by the devil, and Brother One and Brother Two are not here! What should we do?

Big brother! The master was taken away by the devil! Second brother! The master was taken away by the devil! Big brother! The second brother was taken away by the monster! Big brother! Master and second brother have been taken away by monsters! What does Shage love to say? Some netizens' views are always so unique. Recently, some netizens paid attention to the male monk No.4 in the classic TV series The Journey to the West, and found that Brother Sha loves to say four words. The first sentence is: big brother! The master was taken away by the devil! The second sentence is: second brother! The master was taken away by the devil! The third sentence is: big brother! The second brother was taken away by the monster! The fourth sentence is: big brother! Master and second brother have been taken away by monsters! Most netizens grew up watching The Journey to the West. After seeing these four sentences, it is kindness from the heart. Some netizens asked themselves regretfully: "Why didn't I think of this so well?" The four words of Friar Sand immediately aroused the support and supplement of netizens. "Fox Hero" said and had to add: "Big Brother! Master and second brother have been taken away by monsters! The horse and luggage are gone! " Netizen "Fan Mou" added: "Brother, we must save the master!" Netizen re sighed with emotion: "Jason Wu is a letter from human flesh and chicken feathers." Some netizens began to count the favorite words of other characters. Tang Yan's favorite word is Wukong, and Wukong's favorite word is Master. The favorite words of the gatekeeper demon are "report that there is a hairy-faced thunder-billed monkey outside the gate of King Da (Daiyin)." The most influential monsters like to say, "Who did I think it was? It's BiMarvin! Ha ha ha ha ha! " "The four favorite words of Friar Sand" are widely circulated in forums and Weibo. Where is the source and who created it? The reporter tried to find the answer online, and the earliest post that he could finally find appeared in "Baidu knows the way". Baidu netizen "wtve 1 100" asked "the most classic lines of Journey to the West", and netizen "cynsteven" mentioned these four sentences in his answer. Unfortunately, this answer is not the best answer, and then he waited silently for a year and a half. Perhaps recently, some netizens discovered this bright spot by searching the classic lines of Journey to the West, which triggered a wave of joyful climax. A laundry list of Journey to the West is about monsters and human beings. Netizens make the most jokes about Journey to the West, but they also have the same effect. For example: "After watching Journey to the West, I found that monsters with backstage were taken away, and monsters without backstage were killed!" There is also: Tang Priest and his disciples passed by the lion camel bell, and the lion essence caught Tang Priest. Wukong went through all kinds of hardships and finally defeated the lion spirit and was about to kill him. Suddenly Manjusri Bodhisattva came and said that the Lion Spirit was his mount, so he left with the Lion Spirit. Wukong cursed, and Bajie advised, Forget it, big brother, he is the driver of the leader. Since A Chinese Odyssey became popular, the role of Tang Priest has also been subverted. There is a letter from Tang Priest circulating on the Internet: Dear Wukong, I wrote this letter slowly, because I know you can't read it quickly. We have moved, but the address hasn't changed, because we brought the house number when we moved. It rained twice this week, once for 3 days and twice for 4 days. Yesterday, I went to buy pizza The clerk asked me whether to cut 8 pieces or 12 pieces. I said eight tablets is enough, but 12 tablets is not enough. I sent you a coat, so I cut the button and put it in my pocket for fear of being overweight. Chang 'e gave birth, because she didn't know whether it was a man or a woman, so she didn't know whether you wanted to be an uncle or an aunt. ...