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What are some interesting stories about the origin of Chinese characters?

The first Chinese character story: The only queen in China's history is called Wu Zetian?

Empress Wu Zetian, the only empress in China's history, wanted to give herself a very suitable name after she ascended the throne. China wants a name to express her uniqueness and show her talent. But what words can you use to make yourself look different?

If you use some familiar Chinese characters, it will not be reflected, so Wu Zetian wants to create a word that she has never written before, so there will definitely be no repetition. It is said that there was a feudal superstition about the sun and the moon at that time. Everyone thought that the sun and the moon were sacred. Wu Zetian compared herself to the sun and the moon, and wanted to hang herself in the sky forever like the sun and the moon, so she came up with the word, the sun and the moon are above the sky: huh?

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The meaning of the word: it probably means that the sun and the moon are in the sky, bright and wide. ?

The second China story: the funny story of Chinese characters "bamboo pole" and "pig liver"?

The new magistrate is from Shandong. Because he had to pay the bill, he said to the master, "buy me two bamboo poles?"

I found out that the "bamboo pole" with Shandong accent was "pig liver", so I quickly agreed and ran to the butcher's shop and said, "Master Xinxian wants to buy two pig livers. Be smart!" ?

The shopkeeper is a clever man. He immediately cut off two pieces of pig liver and gave a pair of pig ears.

Out of the butcher's shop, the master thought, "My master told me to buy pig liver, and this pig ear is of course mine …" So he wrapped the hunting ear and stuffed it into his pocket. Go back to the county government and report to the magistrate: "Report back to Grandpa, I bought pig liver!" " ?

The magistrate was very angry when he saw that the master had bought pig liver, and said, "Where are your ears!" " Hearing this, the master turned pale with fear and quickly replied, "Ear … Ear … here … in my … pocket!" "

The third Chinese character short story: the short story brought by the four Chinese characters "heavenly heart takes rice"?

On one occasion, the Xiongnu in the north wanted to attack the Central Plains, and sent someone to send a "battle table" first. When the emperor opened it, it turned out to be "heavenly heart takes rice". None of the ministers of the Qing Dynasty solved the mystery. The emperor couldn't take it easy, so he had to post a list to recruit talents. At this time, an official named He Tang in the palace said that there was a plan to withdraw troops, and the emperor urgently declared He Tang to go to the temple. ?

He Tang pointed to the four words on the "battle table" and said to the emperor: "God, my country is also; Heart, Central Plains also: rice, holy also. Taking rice from the heart is to seize the country and take the position of king. " The emperor said urgently, "What should I do?" He Tang said, "Nothing, I have my own way out." He said, holding a pen in his hand and adding a pen to each of the four words. The original letter was returned to the sender. ?

Marshal Xiongnu, who led the troops, thought that the Central Plains did not dare to fight. When he opened it, he was shocked and retreated urgently. ?

It turned out that He Tang became "not necessarily dare to come" after adding one word each to "heavenly heart takes rice".

The fourth Chinese character story: the Chinese character story of Tuanzi and Yuanzi.

One morning, "Tuan" was shopping and suddenly met "Member". He warmly went up to say hello: "Hello! Round! "

The clerk said, "I don't know you?"

The "group" said: "We are together to pay New Year greetings to others and wish them a family reunion. Why don't you know me when the weather is hot? "

The fifth Chinese character story: I was beaten because of Chinese characters.

When writing documents, strokes are often misspelled. Once I made a roster, and the word "Chen" was written on the right, which was beaten 20 times by the chief. From then on, the scholar remembered to write "Lu" on the left, but unfortunately he misspelled the word "Zheng" and got 20 boards again. One day, a man named Nie asked him to write a complaint, and the document was shocked: "I wrote two ears and got forty boards. You killed me with three ears?" ! "?