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What cold jokes did Wang Leehom tell?
1. Wang Leehom attended Sony Ericsson's mobile phone endorsement activities and frequently told cold jokes. His "Heroes on Earth" concert will be moved to Shanghai and Hong Kong. He revealed that "drinking is forbidden" before the concert and asked him if he would "abstain from sex". He actually said, "In prison?"
Wang Leehom was named by Ming Hok Kwong to have his chin repaired. He responded: "I am an authentic' Wang Chin', sharp." The reporter asked again, "How many points do you give?" He actually said, "How familiar?" Answer irrelevant questions again.
2. Wang Leehom recovered from back disease. Yesterday, he practiced dancing in the dance rehearsal room for next month's Nanjing concert, and he memorized it. He immediately made difficult movements, including floor movements and flying kicks, which made the staff sweat for him. Wang Leehom asked everyone not to be nervous. After recovery, he often looks for opportunities to exercise. Now that he is flexible, it is no problem to ask him to break dance. Recently, he likes to tell a cold joke: "Besides, I'm not depressed, I'm not depressed."
When Wu Yushu joked that the house he lived in was a "mansion", Wang Leehom immediately replied, "Is it so narrow? Very wide. " Everyone calls him the king of jokes.
4. Seeing the media report that "Van Niss' gun caused a bird incident", Leehom, who loves to joke privately, specially prepared a cold joke at today's press conference: he said that he was going to bring him a yellow gun, but because it was not suitable for him to "open his mouth" at the press conference, he changed it to this big gun, hoping that his new album could "spread his wings" with this big gun, and the extent of this cold joke made Van Niss understand at that time. After the explanation, he smiled and said that his brother's dirty jokes were first-class!
Wang Leehom and piano master Lang Lang, the most outstanding young generation, performed a joint performance in Hongkong a few days ago. Originally, Wang Leehom thought that Lang Lang should be a taciturn "literary youth". Unexpectedly, as soon as Lang Lang saw him, he discussed hip-hop music with him and frequently told cold jokes. Wang Leehom said: "Lang Lang is the most likable and enthusiastic classical musician I have ever seen!"
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