Any jokes? There are also brain teasers, or is it a game for all?

1, a man strolled around with his son and happened to meet a female colleague.

The man proudly showed off to his female colleague: "Look, my son looks exactly like me!" " "

The female colleague said: "It doesn't matter if you are ugly, as long as you are healthy!"

2. In the kindergarten, my aunt asked the children, "Who listens to my mother most at home?"

The children replied in unison, "My father."

A young man and a young woman are sitting on a park bench, staring at each other. After a long time, the girl whispered to her boyfriend, "Honey, you tell me what you are thinking, and I will give you a dollar."

The young man replied, "I was thinking, if only you could give me a little kiss."

The girl blushed and kissed him. After a while, she added, "I'll spend another dollar on what you think now."

"This time I am thinking about a serious problem." The young man said, "I was thinking that you should pay me that money now."

A young woman who is about to get married decided to test her sweetheart at the last minute. So she chose a beautiful girlfriend and said to her, "I'll arrange for him to take you out for a walk tonight, and then enjoy a candlelight dinner." To test his loyalty, I want you to ask him for a kiss. "Girlfriend blushed and agreed.

The next day, the woman went to see her girlfriend and asked anxiously, "Did you let him kiss you?"

"No."

"ah? Why not? "

"I don't have a chance. He asked me first. "