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Classical Chinese master come in! Okay, chase! ! !

if a man wants to buy shoes, he should first spend his time and sit on it. To the city, and forget to fuck it. Having fulfilled his promise, he said, "I forgot to hold on!" " Go back and get it. And return, the city strikes, so you can't walk. People say, "Why not try it?" Yue: "Ning reliability, no self-confidence."

Note

Zheng, the name of a small country in the Spring and Autumn Period, is located in Xinzheng County, Henan Province.

shoes-yin Lu, shoes, are shoes.

degree-sound capture, reflection, used as a verb here, that is, the meaning of calculation and measurement. The word "Du" at the back, which is used as a noun, is a ruler.

one-synonymous with classical Chinese, here refers to the measured size.

sitting-sharing a seat is a seat, which refers to furniture such as chairs and stools.

fuck-hold, bring and hold.

just-just, the meaning of the end, here refers to the market has been dissolved.

nothing-nothingness, nothing, which means can't, can't.

Translation:

There is a man in the state of Zheng who wants to buy shoes. He first measured his feet with a rope at home, and then put the measured size on his seat. He went to the market, but forgot to take his measurements. He had chosen a pair of shoes, wanted to compare their sizes, and found that he forgot to bring the measured rope, so he hurried home to get it. By the time he came back with the rope, the market had broken up and he finally failed to buy shoes. When others knew it, they said to him, "Why don't you try it with your own feet?" He stubbornly said, "I would rather trust the measured size than my own feet."

Comment

This Zheng Guoren made a dogmatic mistake. He only believes in the size of his feet, not his own, which not only makes a big joke, but also can't buy shoes. In real life, buying shoes only depends on the size of the foot, but not on the foot. Maybe it won't happen. But there are people like this. Some people, when talking, doing things and thinking about problems, only proceed from their books, not from reality; He believes what is written in the notebook, but he doesn't believe what is not written in the notebook but actually exists. In this kind of person's view, only what is written in the notebook is the truth, and what is not written is not the truth. In this way, of course, thinking will be rigid and action will hit a wall.