A joke about teaching students in accordance with their aptitude

1, a girl was caught cheating in the college exam, and the invigilator ordered her to leave the examination room. The girl lay prone on the table and began to cry.

The invigilator quickly comforted: "Nothing, not all subjects are not allowed for you to take the exam, go back!"

The girl cried even harder, so the teacher had to say, "Don't cry, isn't this cheating?"

The girl is still crying, with a runny nose and tears, but the teacher is very helpless: "Why don't we copy more?" ! "

After World War II, two retired signalmen decided to apply for a job in a company. Before hiring, you must pass a rigorous exam.

Therefore, they agreed to tap the table with a pencil without anyone knowing, so as to inform each other of the important answers. The exam began. Just as they were cheating, I didn't expect the invigilator to knock on the table.

That string of "ticking" sounds made them hear the following sentence: We used to be an army!

3, an exam, after handing in the paper, a man next to him, gentle, stretched himself and said slowly: "The exam was good, all the drops were written, but there was not enough time, and it was not drawn on the answer sheet."