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What's the experience of chatting with straight men?

Straight men give women a headache. They often say or do things that make women laugh and cry. It's like a woman taking pictures likes beauty and retouching, but a straight man can't bear to look straight. This statement is true and unpretentious, but in fact he doesn't understand romance and has no appreciation level.

In feelings, straight men often make women hate and love. Just like a single cell, sometimes women can't help but sigh how such a person still exists in the world. Want to know if you are straight? It depends on these four performances. How much did you take?

Straight men in love still don't like women's makeup. Every time a woman puts on makeup, he will say that she is ugly and not as good-looking as plain face. But will he feel beautiful when he sees a beautiful woman, or is it that women are not confident in makeup? This is a straight man. His aesthetic is different from that of ordinary people. He has always thought that his aesthetic is the most normal, and male chauvinism is particularly serious. He won't let others go against his will, he must obey his will.

Another manifestation of straight men is that women are weak and need to be protected. This kind of male chauvinism is very strong. His idea is that the strong should protect the weak, and women are the weak in their eyes. This kind of men like weak, a little innocent women, but some straight men are also particularly sissy, so they feel more feminine than women, and there is nothing they can do.

Because it can satisfy his vanity and desire for protection and make him feel that he is the one who is needed. Frankly speaking, only in this way can he reflect the value of his existence, be recognized by others and become a useful person in others' eyes.

Straight men are not bad themselves, but they like to go straight with their mouths open. If he does good, he has to say something he shouldn't say and let others say whether he is good or not. As a result, he has no girlfriend. I feel that chatting with a straight man is really an impulse to slap him to death. I feel that my bottom line has risen by countless grades, and my temper is either completely suppressed or directly erupts, which will really be forced by them.