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An English joke should be short, explained in Chinese, two questions designed with answers, junior high school level, as far as possible without new words.

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for corn. The bartender said, "We're out of corn, so get out of here." So the duck left. The next day, he came back for corn, and the bartender said, "I told you, we have no corn!" Get out! " So the duck left. The next day he went in to ask for corn, and the bartender said, "for the last time, we don't have corn!" If you come back again, I'll nail your flippers to the floor! " So the duck left. The next day, the duck came and asked, "Do you have a nail?" The bartender says, "No, of course not. Why are there nails in the bar? " The duck went on to say, "Good. Can I have some corn?

Duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for corn. The bartender said, "There is no corn here. Get out. " So the duck went out. The next day, it came back and ordered corn again. The bartender said, "I told you, there is no corn at all!" Get out! " So the duck left again. The next day, the duck brought some more corn, and the bartender said, "For the last time, we don't sell corn! If you dare to come again, I'll nail your feet to the floor! " So the duck left again. The next day, the duck came and asked, "Do you have a nail?" The bartender said, "No, of course not. How can a bar sell nails? " The duck went on to say, "Good. Can I have a portion of corn? "

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