What's the difference between Chengdu people and Chongqing people?

Chengdu people talk long, Chongqing people talk short.

Chengdu people say goodbye, "Take care, Miss Li ~ ~ Oh ~ ~" and sometimes they add, "Take care ..."

Chongqing people say goodbye, "... everyone is shocked. "..............., let's go.

Chongqing people talk violently, but the problem is easy to solve. Chengdu people speak softly, but the trouble is bigger ~ ~ ~

When I came home late at night, a man knocked at the door, and my sister in Chongqing, my mother, scolded me, making you want to die, but 15 minutes later, I promised to go to bed.

When I got home late at night, when the man knocked on me, my sister in Chengdu didn't scold me, but said softly, "Come back?" Did you come back with claws? Play three, alas, the girl outside is so gentle that she won't come back until she has had enough fun ... Anyway, this family will realize a * * * * three in five years ... "The result hasn't come out until 5 am.

Chengdu people are introverted but indifferent, while Chongqing people are enthusiastic but relative. ...

Ask the way "Sister, what is Chunxi Road?"

Sister Chengdu: "Oh, Chunxi Road ..." She said and left. Or, whisper "... looks strange, Chunxi Road can't be found, if you can't find it, find something to say ..."

Asked, "Sister, what is Jie Fangbei doing?"

Chongqing sister, (still a bit like a model): "This is a detour. If it's not Jie Fangbei, where do you think it is? " ..... scared away. ...

Scold by taxi driver

The car was blocked, and the Chongqing driver stretched out his head and scolded dozens of taxis in front of the eighteenth generation of his ancestors. After scolding, he sat back and said politely to the guest, "Hey, where are you going?"

The car was blocked and the driver in Chengdu didn't scold him. He sat in the car and muttered, "well, it's blocked." Anyway, I've run enough today, so you can block it ... "After a while, a girl riding a bike came along and startled the driver, who was so bored that he couldn't open his mouth. After waiting for half a block, the driver began to say, "The tortoise is like a melon, and people are dead ..." There were only guests and drivers on the bus, and the guests were sweating. ...

Chengdu people say "invite you to dinner" is a mantra. Don't take it seriously. Chongqing people say "invite you to dinner" and keep their word. Ask Chengdu people for help, no matter what the money is, ask Chongqing people for help, as long as you can earn human feelings. Chengdu people talk about money, Chongqing people give lectures. You are in Chengdu. As long as you pretend to be rich, Chengdu people will run with you. In Chongqing, if you have money and injustice, Chongqing people will unite to punish you. Therefore, Chengdu people are more tolerant and Chongqing people are more intolerant. Even the girls in the two places are very different. Girls in Chengdu will murder gently, while girls in Chongqing are spicy, beautiful but rude, aggressive and full of love for you. Chengdu people look down on Chongqing people who have no money, petty bourgeoisie and education. Chongqing people look down on Chengdu people who are hypocritical, neurotic and too realistic. Chengdu is a place for drinking tea, Chongqing is a place for drinking, Chengdu is a liar and Chongqing is a bandit.

Chongqing people tell stories of Chengdu people. "Steamed Panda" is the most classic. A Chengdu person entertains a distant confidant. He took the guests to the restaurant and shouted, "Boss, a plate of steamed pandas!" " "Who dares to sell such a precious thing?" "Oh, there is no steamed panda, so let's have a bowl of spicy vegetarian noodles. The boss should make the taste better, or he will be sorry for his friends. " Chongqing people call this "Chengdu counterfeiting" and call it "steamed panda" on the face. In fact, it is hypocritical to eat only one bowl of vegetarian noodles. My nephew is in high school in Chengdu. He went to dinner with his classmates and talked about AA system. He hasn't finished eating yet. Those who went to the toilet and those who had something to do slipped away, leaving only two honest people detained by the boss to pay the bill. "Fake play is really done" is already a successor and goes deep into the bone marrow.

There are also many Chengdu people who wash jokes from Chongqing people. Chengdu people don't like the barbarity of Chongqing people. Chongqing people quarrel, can't say three words, and will throw knives and bricks at people, while Chengdu people practice their mouths at most. There are also a lot of people fighting for friends in Chongqing, and all of them are swearing. "Mom" and "Niang" blurted out, and girls were no exception. A writer in Chongqing called Chongqing people "savage Han nationality", and his mind was full of bandits, which is probably the characteristic of Chongqing people.

A joke goes like this: Chongqing is hot, women love to wear suspenders, and money is not put in place in bras, while women in Chengdu wear blouses that show their belly buttons in summer, commonly known as seeing the world with three eyes, and money is not put in place in stockings. A woman in Chongqing and a woman in Chengdu ate a meal and scrambled to pay the bill. One turned over her bra, dug out some bills to treat her, and the other took off his socks and found out the bills to pay the bill. They also refused to budge, making the foreign men at the next table dumbfounded and sober up.

People say that "Sichuan and Chongqing" represents Sichuan and Chongqing. Chengdu is the representative of Sichuan. People always say that Chongqing is a foggy city with a relatively high geographical position; Chengdu is a flat metropolis. What's the difference between Chongqing people and Chengdu people?

Chengdu is more livable than Chongqing.

I stayed in Chongqing and Chengdu for several years. Since Chongqing was included in Sichuan, it is common for Chongqing people and Chengdu people to attack each other on the Internet. Let me also talk about my feelings.

Economically. I don't study economics. I don't know what GDP is. Yes.

1 I am in Chengdu. I can eat, drink and have fun with my friends. It can't be done in Chongqing. I don't have the guts to ask my friends out without a few hundred dollars.

Chengdu is so flat. In Chongqing, it is said that the mountain is high and the road is uneven. You can walk with your head up for half a day. Chengdu is the same. It is also a place where you can see them within half a day's walk. Because Chengdu has a flat terrain and the same money, building roads is different from repairing houses. ...