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Where is the most beautiful place in the Maldives?

The Maldives is beautiful and innocent. Although I was prepared to be stunned, I was still stunned when I saw the Maldives. Beauty must be sinful, I thought. Why, the moment I saw the Maldives, did I suddenly want to shed tears? This kind of place is really suitable for people who are lovelorn, passionately in love, dead, alive, or simply want to escape from being stalked. Lost in love, ideals crushed by reality. Disillusionment means destruction, but I insist on choosing perfection. With a pile of tissues in my hand wet from crying, I got a plane ticket and wanted to realize my kid McDull's dream - here I am, the Maldives. Stunning "clearness" There are 1,190 small islands in the Maldives, so many that it's scary, one after another, as if time is endless. The transparent sky, transparent sea and almost scary blue, the three-hour time difference is nothing to this "purity". I walked on the soft beach and recalled the girl's twenties. I have never seen such a beautiful beach. The moment I stepped on it, I felt like I was making love with it. It was really amazing. No, this is not enough. The water in the shallows on the beach is the most deadly. I suspect that it has amazing destructive power and can make people addicted to it, or they may be reluctant to go back. Transparent...still transparent, fish are within reach, one island after another. There is no pollution, only blue sky, sea and beach, as well as luxurious wooden houses with an area of ??more than 200 square meters by the sea. The bed in the house is 40 meters away from the bathtub. The stairs lead directly to the sea, and swarms of tropical fish swim under the house. Looking at me in the mirror, I feel like a wandering cloud and a wild crane. Lost in love? Damn it, this scenery is even more delightful; "beautiful" cannot be described at all. I took off my portrait and only wore a three-point pose. I even thought: I love so-and-so! If you don't get drunk on such a good time and beautiful scenery, you will be sorry for yourself. In the morning, I almost couldn't wait to wake up. When I put on my pants, I realized that I was on vacation! It's in the Maldives! The joy in my heart suddenly approached. I walked to the beach and shouted rhythmically like an Italian advertisement: "Maldives... Maldives!" It felt like I had really won 5 million, and it was like I pinched myself and felt pain before I believed the truth. . The sky is blue to the core, there are no phone calls, no alarm clocks, no car exhaust, and even no TV (how wonderful it is that there is no TV in the Maldives!). There are no obligatory smiles or tacky hugs...you can stay as long as you want, and no one will emphasize the "lady rule" with your arms crossed. When I swim into the sea, there are fish walking with me; when I come to the shore, there are rabbits or lizards who enjoy the cool air with me. Hong Huang has also been to the paradise Maldives, she said, a little dumbfounded. Watching fish every day, in such clear water, completely isolated from the outside world, I suddenly felt that the world should be this simple. My skin gradually darkened, so dark that I felt like a rich man. At this moment, I am facing the sea, and everything is unimportant. The important thing is: at this moment, I am living a natural life. Fishing I finally had enough of seeing fish and enough of swimming. My girlfriend came up with the idea to go fishing, and I joked to her that I am still interested in men, but fishing is so boring... But there is no TV, no newspapers, and no music. The feeling of eternity makes me feel that I should really weave and fish. Therefore, Soneva Fushi became our "best destination". Soneva Fushi has a history. A few years ago, Sonu, the son of a wealthy Indian businessman, met Swedish supermodel Eva at a luxury party, and the two fell in love at first sight. In 1995, on Eva's birthday, Sonu took Eva to a small island in the Maldives and said: "From today on, this beautiful island is yours. This is my birthday gift to you." So, With Soneva Fushi now spelled out from two people's names. This kind of love always makes people jealous, one is rich and the other is beautiful. If you want to please a beautiful woman, spending some money and giving her an island is nothing! Women all hope to have such an affair. But having an affair also requires capital, and my girlfriend and I are both of average appearance, so we can only go fishing. In one morning, dozens of kilograms of fish were harvested. It seems that we can enjoy a "grilled fish dinner".

My girlfriend said that if things continue like this, she will definitely become a fat woman. And that is not what I want to consider. When I come to the Maldives, I want to enjoy the sun, sea water, blue sky and delicious food, the quiet night that is almost trembling, and the sea that is reminiscent of the end of the world. In the Maldives, I was often in a daze. There seems to be no choice but to be in a daze. For something so beautiful that it’s almost evil, let’s choose to be in a daze! Strolling in Male Male is a small island with only 1.77 square kilometers. Only by coming here can you be infected with some earthly information. A one-hour walk around the island will make you feel like you are back in the world in an instant. I wandered around the market and bought two ridiculously bright tropical gauze skirts. Put it on immediately and walk around the market with swagger. In ancient Egypt, the ancient Egyptians called themselves people and called the Nile a river. In fact, these names are very boring. If, when we can call "the sea" "life", maybe life will be a little interesting! Farewell When I left the Maldives, from a distance, I saw those small islands like unexpected small green spaces. They get smaller and smaller, until they disappear completely... According to research, in 50 years, the seawater here will overflow the idle islands, overflow the large wooden houses and the soft beaches; in the end, there will probably be only Blue sky and sea. At that time, I will be glad... When I was young and when I was most frustrated, I had been here before and stayed with my lover in the Maldives who was as close as my skin to my heart. During those seven days, I forgot about the world. And all this is perfect enough. Maldives, beautiful and innocent.

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