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The story of putting a light bulb in your mouth
I don't know whether the light bulbs in Taiwan Province Province are the same as those in Britain.
In Britain, there is a warning on the wrapping paper of light bulbs-don't put that thing in your mouth.
It means don't put the light bulb at the entrance.
Damn it! ... and then someone will put this thing in the import? British people are idiots. ...
I tell you, nothing is absolute!
One day I was watching TV at home with an Indian friend, and I talked to him about it.
He told me that their primary school textbook also said that because the light bulb would get stuck after being put into the import,
Whether he can get it out or not, he's pretty sure that's what the book says. ...
But I doubt it. I think the surface of the light bulb is very slippery. If it can be imported,
Prove that the mouth is big enough to let it in and out, and theoretically it can also be taken out.
But this Indian idiot said in the book ... and it must be correct. ...
I am annoyed at his ungrateful attitude. I said he was stupid.
He said I couldn't speak English or read books ... so we quarreled. ...
I went home in a rage, picked up an ordinary light bulb and lay in bed thinking.
Always thought I was right, thinking of this Indian friend's ignorance,
Also in the spirit of scientists-bold assumptions, careful verification.
I decided to prove it. Look at that. Of course, I also took safety measures ... and bought a vegetable oil to go home.
I don't believe that pumping the stuck soil dry won't slide out!
Everything is ready, put the light bulb in your mouth without saying anything. ...
You don't need 1 sec to slide in, but it's very simple ... so it's no problem to take it out.
I wish this Indian idiot a look at the wisdom and courage of my people in China!
Unlike you, a bookworm ... who would have thought that China would beat the Indians ... and smiled from the bottom of his heart ... haha!
So I easily unplugged the light bulb ... OK! I will put more effort into it. .........
Ok ~ ~ I'll open my mouth a little wider ........
I'm not afraid. I'll open my mouth as wide as I can, and try harder (I'll break the light).
.........BD! ... really stuck in it ... fortunately, there is vegetable oil. .........
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