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25 Sentences of Cute Friend Moments Copywriting

1. My name is Little Cutie. When I grow up, I will be called Big Cutie. When I grow up, I will be called Old Cutie. When I die, I will be called Dead Cutie.

2. I have been warm and pure in my life, and the most aggressive thing I have ever done was throwing tomatoes at the faces of my SB teammates during the Landlords game.

3 .They speak Northeastern dialect and it is easy to contaminate the virus. I also know how Northeastern silver tastes and is spread to the eyes.

4. My surname is Tie, and I have a dog named Liuliu. One day, my neighbor who walked the dog downstairs said something to me. Said: "Old man, yo yo"

5. I just hit my head and lost my memory. Could you please tell me who is my boyfriend? I am so beautiful that I can't be single.

6 .Others play WeChat from the Internet to bed, but I play WeChat from morning to night

7. Women really can’t bear the slightest grievance. I just said that my mother’s breakfast today was a bit salty, and she wanted to Send me to participate in the Metamorphosis Program

8. There was a power outage, the computer charged the mobile phone, and the mobile phone charged the computer hotspot, supporting each other and never leaving, leaving a touching phone bill

9. Previously A friend asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery, and the plastic surgery was quite successful, but I can no longer recognize who borrowed the money from me

10. I really like you to the core, and I will want you again in the next life. When I meet you, I will protect you if you have a difficult childbirth, and I will help you if you are bullied, so as an assistant, can you please stop trying to kill me?

11. I simply want 100 million yuan, this is called another Pure and lustful

12. I really like school and reading. I am really fascinated by the kind of things that cannot be learned in my head

13. I am puzzled by a math problem I was stunned, so I told the topic to the sky. After all, God is not as good as man.

14. Oops, the right atrium receives the venous blood of the whole body and leads it to the right ventricle and pumps it out from the pulmonary artery. At this time What flows in the pulmonary artery is the feeling of pulse blood passing through the gas exchange in the lungs and turning into oxygen-rich arterial blood. It is sent to the left atrium from the pulmonary veins and then passes through the aorta of the left ventricle to be pumped to the whole body (referred to as: heartbeat)

15. You socialize with your friends, I read my book, you flirt with your girl, I write my questions, our perfume does not violate the toilet cleaning spirit

16. Girls must not stay up late at night It’s too dangerous to run. If you encounter a barbecue stall, you’ll be in trouble

17. If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will go to jail, let me tell you

18. After passing through my village, there is still my store, because I am a chain store

19. My love for you is like a tractor going up the mountain, vigorous, like New Year firecrackers, crackling

20. The first thing we talk about in the new year is called first love, so who will be my first love

21. Why do some people always want my WeChat ID? Do you not have one?

22. My emo is just faking it. When I encounter difficulties, I like to go straight to sleep

23. Others become partners while chatting, but I become friends with him just as we chat. Object

24. I fish there every day. I have been fishing for a year and I asked you how many fish you have caught. You said it will be romantic until death.

25. You can steal mine You can also steal my emoticons, but if you steal my heart, then I will call you baby