Who has a joke about soybean milk fritters? Otherwise, someone else will do! Better have more.

Stephen Chow's classic dialogue on picking up girls (I'll prepare myself first. ~ laughing to death) 1. Bus stop Zhou Xingxing: "Miss, you stepped on my foot." Pretty chick: "No, I'm so far away from you." Zhou Xingxing: "I mean, if you accidentally put your foot on my foot, you will step on my foot." Pretty chick: "psycho." Zhou Xingxing: "When you see a beautiful girl, you usually have an attack." Pretty girl: "You men are always like this. You deliberately say something boring to attract girls. You seem to think you are handsome. Zhou Xingxing: "Miss, you are wrong. I never feel handsome, but I am handsome. "Pretty girl:" Don't be so disgusting. I'm gonna throw up. Zhou Xingxing: "Before you throw up, can I ask you a question?" Pretty girl: "fart quickly." Zhou Xingxing: "Why do you deny my handsomeness without conscience?" Pretty girl: "Get out." 2. Pretty girl on the bus: "Why are you again?" Zhou Xingxing: "Sometimes I am everywhere." Pretty girl: "Do you know that you are annoyed because you don't have so many seats, so you have to sit next to me?" Zhou Xingxing: "Miss, you know, I'm just sitting in an empty seat. I just happen to have you next to me, that's all." Pretty girl: "Why don't you go too? Zhou Xingxing: Oh, I see. So do you want to see my ass, or do I want to see you and my ass? " Pretty girl: "Get out ..." 3. Get off. Pretty girl: "Why did you get off again? Zhou Xingxing: Anyway, it's not because of you! I like to wander around. " Pretty girl: "I accuse you of sexual harassment." Which unit are you from? Zhou Xingxing: Do you mean gold or joule, Newton? " Pretty girl: "Do I know you very well? Always say such nonsense, sorry, I don't catch a cold! " Zhou Xingxing: "Yes, we don't know each other at all. We are like two green strawberries on the same branch, sour and sour. " Pretty girl: "You saw several trips to China, and learned a few words about Tang Priest, so you feel humorous? Zhou Xingxing: Humor is innate. Blame my mother. By the way, and my father ... Pretty girl: crazy. Zhou Xingxing: Your mother's nerves. Pretty girl: Your mother's nerves. Zhou Xingxing: Look at you, this is your mother, but you insist that this is my mother. Don't you think ... "Pretty girl:" Get out ... "4. Pretty girl at the door of KFC:" No way, I'm really unlucky to meet you again. " Zhou Xingxing: "I found it, too. I think my predecessor's crime must be very serious." Pretty girl: "Make it clear! I'll kick your ass! Zhou Xingxing: Don't you dare. I will scream. Pretty girl: What's your name? " Zhou Xingxing: indecent assault. "Pretty girl: Do you think anyone will notice you?" Zhou Xingxing: No, I'd better be molested. "Beautiful girl:" God, you scoundrel, you are really blind! Zhou Xingxing: Yes, otherwise there would be no so-called elites in this world. Pretty girl: five years old. Pretty girl in Kendall: Don't talk. I get bored when you talk. Zhou Xingxing: I haven't said it yet. Can you be reasonable? Pretty girl: I told you to stop. You talk like a fly, which makes you sick. Zhou Xingxing: Oh, it's amazing that words can play such a big role. Can I work part-time? "Pretty girl:" Do what? " Zhou Xingxing: Go to the hospital to help people with gastric lavage. Pretty girl: You're hopeless. Go back to the funeral. "I didn't ask for anything before I died. I just want to say a few words to you, but I'm afraid you won't agree. Do you promise? " Pretty girl: "Go ahead, reasonable requirements can be considered." Zhou Xingxing: "Will you treat me to KFC?" Pretty girl: "Go to hell .." 6. Pretty girl from Kentucky: "Don't you have a girlfriend? Wandering alone on Sunday? Zhou Xingxing: To be exact, I don't have a girlfriend, but I have a female friend. Why do you ask? " Pretty girl: "Nothing, it's not good to care about your lifelong events." Zhou Xingxing: Well, why not? You, like me, are my beloved. "Pretty girl:" Who? Zhou Xingxing: My mother. She always likes to ask questions. Pretty girl: If there are not so many people watching in the street, I really want to hit you. Zhou Xingxing: I'm not afraid of people seeing you hit me. What are you afraid of? What about you? Aren't you with your boyfriend? "Pretty girl:" Don't worry! Zhou Xingxing: "Oh, I see. I was abandoned by my boyfriend and I want to find a psychological balance. " "Pretty girl:" Dogs don't spit ivory. Frankly speaking, I don't want to find it. ""Zhou Xingxing: "Think of me, I will suffer." "Pretty girl:" Please don't disgust me any more. " Zhou Xingxing: "I can be your temporary unconditionally. Pretty girl: "Let's talk about it then. Stop bothering me and scolding you. " Zhou Xingxing: "OK, then send a message to scold me." Pretty girl: ... 7. Go home separately. Pretty girl: "Strange, I really want to send a message to scold him." Zhou Xingxing: "Hehe. It's strange that she didn't send a message to scold me. " Pretty girl: Zhou Xingxing: Hey, she doesn't like me as a scoundrel. This is the end. "