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I can't go to work tomorrow

1. Song of Tomorrow in classical Chinese.

Make Way for Tomorrow

Wen Jia

Tomorrow after tomorrow, how many tomorrows there are!

Every day will wait for tomorrow and eternity will be wasted.

The world is tired of tomorrow, and tomorrow will be endless.

In the morning, the water was rolling east, but now it is falling west.

What can you do tomorrow in a hundred years? Please listen to my song tomorrow.

To annotate ...

1 Complex: Again.

2 How: How. This sentence says: How many tomorrows there are.

3 Wait: Wait.

(4) Waste of time (camel): Time is wasted. If you just wait for tomorrow every day, you will only waste time and accomplish nothing.

⑤ Fatigue type (l8i type): It brings people fatigue and pain. People all over the world are harmed by "waiting for tomorrow".

6 infinity: infinity.

All landowners leisurely: long.

8 geometry: how much.

Pet-name ruby please.

The gist of ancient poetry

It's always tomorrow and tomorrow, how many tomorrows there are! If you wait for tomorrow every day, you will only waste your time and never achieve anything. Everyone in the world suffers from "waiting for tomorrow". Tomorrow is endless, but people are getting old. From morning till night, day by day, just like the water rolling eastward, it flies by, and the long years from ancient times to the present are slowly passing with the sunset. How many tomorrows can there be in a hundred years? Please listen to my song tomorrow.

Song of Tomorrow is concise and profound. Since it came out, I don't know how many people have been alerted and enlightened. It tells people that tomorrow is still unknown. Although we should plan for tomorrow, the starting point of action cannot be "tomorrow", because "tomorrow" has only relative significance. If we have to wait until tomorrow, we can only live in hope, "going to Qiu Lai in spring" and "everything will be wasted" until we die.

2. Depart at midnight and cross the river from Jiangning on the ninth day of June.

First of all, Pukou has a surplus, and he wants to join Yan with him; I can't do it without you. Sent by Xu Weisan and his brother Hu Wen; Subsequently, Guo and Wu Youxian also arrived.

Boarding to Jiangning Gate, dozens of steps away from home. Say goodbye to friends on the boat; The Xu brothers even felt reluctant to give up after being sent ashore at Wudingqiao.

It was a calm day, so it was better to have arrived at Pukou and Su Dashan's house at noon. The mountain is blocked by something else, so we can't go together at once.

Jiangning Zheng Geng is very comfortable at home in Dashan. If you claim to have the skill of Huang Bai, tell me: "My son traveled far in the summer vacation and wanted to sell literature to support his relatives. All over the world. Can anyone know him? " If my technology is successful, why should my son worry about poverty? "I smiled and laughed.

On the ninth day of June, I crossed the river from Jiangning. Before that, Liu Dashan, a native of Pukou, visited me and invited me to go to Beijing with him. I can't arrive on time because I don't have enough money.

Up to now, Xu Wei and his brother Wenhu Xu have come to see me off; Soon, Guo and Wu Youxian also arrived. Boarding from Jiangningmen is only a few dozen steps away from home.

Farewell to friends on board; Brother Xu Shi took me to Wudingqiao before landing, said goodbye and had the heart to leave. It was a happy day. Before noon, I arrived in Pukou and stayed at my home in Liu Dashan.

Liu Dashan has other obstacles and can't go here together. And Zheng Kan of Jiangning happened to be in Liu Dashan's home.

Zheng Kunruo said that he has "yellow and white skills" (as if referring to the magic of turning stone into gold? This may be a joke between friends), tell me: "We go forward in the hot summer and want to sell our literary talent to support our parents. The world is vast. How can anyone know you? " If my magic succeeds, why should we worry about poverty? "I smiled and nodded. Tomorrow, Zigong in Sudan.

In just a few miles, I saw four weeds, old and young, in the field. Cover the customs of Jiangbei, and women also plow the fields. It is vulgar and beautiful to regard northwest men as lazy and not working for producers.

I rode my house and walked past the farmhouse. Her husband took dung to irrigate the garden, while the woman went to dig wells to wash clothes. There are bean sheds and melon racks at the door, and some trees are gloomy. The children are crying and the dogs are barking. I care about it and admire it, so that in this family, everything has meaning. It is better to hate yourself than to hate yourself! The next day, I stayed at Pinball Hill at night.

Just a few miles away, I saw the grass seedlings in the square fields are all green, men, women and children, all working in the fields. Probably the custom of Jiangbei, women also work in farmland; Compared with the lazy northwest men who don't engage in productive work, the customs here are really beautiful.

Occasionally, I got off the horse and walked past a farmer's house. My husband is picking dung to water the vegetable garden, and my wife is pumping water from the well to wash clothes. There is a bean shed and melon rack at the door, and there are several lush trees. Sons and daughters cry and laugh, and chickens crow and dogs crow. In retrospect, I envy this. I think everything in this family has its own interests, but I regret that I can't compare with them too much.

Tomorrow, I will go to Chuzhou, cross the bridge of Li Zicheng with General Zu, and be full of ambition to open up the world. Passing by this mountain, I met Susong Zhuzilu and Huaining Yan Yuan from Shaanxi.

Don't be three years! They were very happy when they met. They walked hand in hand to the side of the road to chat. Everyone in the village came to listen, so they didn't go for a long time. The next day, when I arrived at the border of Chuzhou, I passed Zhulongqiao, the place where General and General Zu defeated Li Zicheng. I was impassioned and suddenly had the ambition to gallop around the world.

Passing through Guanshan, I met Susong Zhuzilu and Huaining Yan Yuan from Shaanxi. We have been apart for three years! Nice to meet you (now). I walked hand in hand, chatting with the residents on the roadside. The villagers all gathered around to eavesdrop and walked for a long time.

After passing Mopan Mountain, the mountain is steep and overlapping, hence the name; This is the key to Chu. It's Daishan store, and it's far away.

Stay in Huangnigang and Fengyang tomorrow. On the way, I met Taiping. Cai Ji was born in the north.

At dusk, I told people: "These days are bitter and hot, and all travelers will travel on the bright night of the moon." Since midnight.

Four or five miles, see northwest Yun Qi; After a while, the sky thundered and it rained heavily. I put on my rain gear in a hurry, but my clothes are wet. Going to the head office, the rain is getting bigger and bigger; It's wrong to keep knocking on the master's door of the anti-brigade

People looked for a straw shed in the dark and took shelter for a while. It will clear up when the rain stops.

There is water all over the road, so you can't tell the buildings apart. Sigh privately that water conservancy is not repaired, and there is no cure in the world.

If you have a good company, you will be able to rule a city. I'm sorry that no one has thought about this problem.

Passing through Mopan Mountain, the mountain is steep and the rocks overlap and bend, so it is named; It is the transportation hub of Chuzhou. On this day, I lived in Daishanbao in Dingyuan County.

The next day I lived in Huangnigang, Fengyang County. On the way, I met Taiping Cai Jisheng from the north.

At dusk, I said to the groom, "The heat is unbearable these days, and people on the road are taking advantage of the night. We should go on the road in the moonlight. " So I set off at midnight.

After walking four or five miles, I saw clouds gathering in northwest Fang Yun; Soon, the sky thundered and thundered, and it rained cats and dogs. We are busy wearing rain gear, but our clothes are already wet. Walking to the head office, the rain is getting bigger and bigger; (We) knocked on the door of the hotel, but no one answered.

The groom found a hut in the dark, and everyone hid under it for the time being. The rain stopped and it was already dawn.

The road was flooded, and the fields and paths could not be distinguished. I secretly sighed that if the water conservancy project is not well built, the world will not be stable.

If you can get a good official, it is enough to govern a city. It's a pity that no one does it with heart.

It's good to look up at the clouds: either like a person, or like a lion, like a mountain, like a strange stone, like a tree, suddenly. I've tasted sunsets and clouds after rain, but I don't know if it's better to watch clouds at sunrise.

It's only forty miles a day, and I'm in Linhuai; It is worthwhile for people in the city to visit Zhu. Twilight, walking outside the city.

It is the time when the lotus flowers are in full bloom, the cool breeze blows gently and the fragrance attacks people. After a long time, it was the arrival of the innkeeper. Looking up, I saw the clouds are very beautiful: some are like people, some are like lions and elephants, like mountains, like strange rocks, like trees, and they are changing rapidly.

I once said that it is best to see clouds at sunset and at sunrise. On this day, I only walked forty miles and reached Linhuai; Let people go to the city to visit Zhu, just happened to meet him going out somewhere else.

In the evening, a person walks outside the city. At this time, the lotus flowers in the moat are in full bloom, with a cool breeze and a fragrant smell. I lingered for a long time before returning to the hotel to rest.

Cross the Huaihe River tomorrow. First, facing the Huai River.