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China Ancient Teachers' Essays and Their Translation.

1. Write a teacher's composition in classical Chinese with 600 words. My Chinese teacher is an ordinary teacher. He has an ordinary and happy family, a class of ordinary students.

Like other teachers, he will criticize us when we make mistakes and give us a thumbs-up when we behave well. It can be said that he is a very ordinary person.

However, I like this ordinary teacher-Miss Su. I like his amiable smile, his powerful high notes and his unique teaching methods.

Teacher Su, you not only taught us knowledge, but also taught us to be filial to our parents and respect our elders. I like your class best. You always smile in every class. We feel the same as you! Your class won't be boring. Whenever the topic is boring, I will always make a joke or tell a joke, which will make the whole class burst into laughter and make the classroom atmosphere lively.

You are humorous and strict. Sometimes we make mistakes that we shouldn't, and you will criticize us. At this time, the students are all bent over their desks and don't even dare to look at you.

You are really fierce at this time, but you will immediately joke that we are like puppies, because puppies will squat down and lower their heads when criticized by their owners. At this time, our mood will be much better. You can talk to us in a joking tone, which shows that you are not angry anymore.

You know what, teacher? Another difference between you and other teachers is that you will give your classmates a deep bow before and after class every time. I have come into contact with many teachers, all of whom are students bowing to their teachers, and no teacher has ever bowed to their students. We bow to you to show our respect. Why do you bow? Teacher, you make my campus life more colorful, thank you! Teacher, it's good to have you.

2. Classical Chinese My teacher's composition is 300 words.

One of my most respected teachers is my head teacher. She is strict with us and loves us as much as her mother.

The teacher has long hair. She is kind and amiable. Once, my handwriting was crooked and very ugly. Teacher Zhang kept me and asked me to write again. The teacher didn't let me go home until my handwriting was neat and standardized. I was very unhappy at that time, thinking, isn't it just a few words? Isn't writing well the same as writing badly? Why do you write over and over again? This is a waste of time. When I got home, I told my mother why I was stuck. My mother told me: "Words are a facade, from which you can see a person's character. The teacher's request is right, and she is responsible for you. You can write good words for yourself, and no one can steal them. " After listening to my mother's words, I understood the teacher's intention. I keep practicing calligraphy every day. No matter what homework I write, I insist on writing neatly and regularly. After a while, my handwriting is more beautiful and standardized than before, and I have been praised by teachers many times. This is the result of teacher Zhang's strict requirements!

Teachers are strict with us in study and care about us in life. There are 46 students in our class. In order to make students devote themselves to their studies, teachers visit every family in their spare time and know every child's family well, so as to give us timely care. The teacher will also observe! Whenever a classmate is sick, she always asks her classmate what's wrong and whether she has taken any medicine. If the illness is serious, she will personally take her classmates to see a doctor so that they can get timely treatment. Once I accidentally cut my hand while playing. The teacher knew about it and quickly took me to the school infirmary for treatment. The bleeding stopped and a band-aid was put on. I was particularly excited at that time. I really had such a request.

This is one of my most respected teachers.

3. Ultra-short classical Chinese, plus translation (10), the original fox is fake like a tiger, and the tiger looks for various animals to eat and gets the fox.

The fox said, "I dare not eat me!" It's against God's will to let me grow all kinds of animals to eat me now. I don't believe you. I'm your son first. You have to follow me. Do you dare not leave after seeing all the animals see me? " The tiger thought so, too, and followed.

The beast saw it and left. The tiger didn't know that the beast was afraid of him, so he thought he was afraid of the fox and left. The tiger looked for all kinds of wild animals to eat them and caught (a fox).

The fox said, "You dare not eat me! God sent me to be the leader of all kinds of wild animals, and now you have eaten me, which is against God's command. Do you think my words are dishonest? I walk in front of you, you follow me, see all kinds of wild animals, and see if I dare to run? " The tiger thought (what the fox said) was reasonable and followed.

The beast saw them all run away. The tiger didn't know that the wild animals were afraid of themselves and ran away. They think they are afraid of foxes.

Draw a snake and add it to the original temple, and give the other person a drink. Another person said, "several people don't drink enough, but one person can drink more." Please draw a snake and drink the first one. "

A snake was the first to drink wine. He drew a snake with his left and right hands and said, "I can do it." Before it was finished, a man's snake was finished, took his food and said, "There are not enough snakes, can Zi 'an?" Then drink its wine.

The foot of a snake will eventually die in ancient times. There was a nobleman in the State of Chu. After offering sacrifices to his ancestors, he gave a pot of offering wine to the guests who came to help.

The guests discussed with each other and said, "This pot of wine is not enough for everyone to drink. It is enough for one person to drink. Let's each draw a snake on the ground. Whoever smokes first will drink this pot of wine. "

One person drew the snake first. He picked up the hip flask and was about to drink it, but proudly held it in his left hand and continued to draw a snake in his right hand, saying, "I can add more feet to it!" " But before he finished drawing his feet, another man had drawn a snake.

The man grabbed the pot and said, "Snakes have no feet. How can you add feet to it? " Then he drank the wine in the pot. The person who added feet to the snake finally lost the jar of wine that had reached his mouth.

Ye Longyuan, Wen Zi, was in mourning for the public for seven days. He left with his servant and said, "I've heard for a long time that you are a good scholar, so I'm afraid to come to see you all the way, frosty and dewy."

On the seventh day, you are welcome. You are a good scholar and a good dragon like Ye Gongzi. Ye loves dragons, and only carved dragons on long hooks and wine vessels, and carved dragons at home.

In this way, when he was known by the dragon in the sky, he fell from the sky to Ye Gong's home. Someone visited him on the windowsill, and his dragon tail reached into the hall. When Ye Gong saw a dragon, he turned around and ran away, scaring him like a lost soul, terrified and unable to control himself.

Therefore, Ye doesn't really like dragons. He just likes things that look like dragons, not dragons. Today, I heard that you are a good scholar, so I came all the way to see you. You're welcome for seven days. You are not a good scholar, but a good husband is more like a scholar.

The poem says:' If you hide in the center, when will you forget!' Dare to leave. Zhang Zi visited Lu Aigong, but seven days later, Lu Aigong still ignored him.

He called his servant and said, "Legend has it that you like talented people, so you dare not rest to visit you in the snow and sand. After seven days, you ignored me. I think what you call liking talents is similar to Ye Gong liking dragons.

It is said that Ye Gaozi once liked dragons very much. The hooks on his clothes are engraved with dragons, the hip flask and wine glass are engraved with dragons, and the eaves of the house are engraved with dragons. He was so fascinated by dragons that he came to Ye Gong's home from heaven after being known by the real dragons in the sky.

The dragon head is placed on the window sill to visit, and the dragon tail extends into the hall. When Ye Gong saw that it was a real dragon, he turned and ran away in fear, just like losing his soul. His face suddenly changed and he could hardly control himself.

Ye Gong doesn't really like dragons! He only likes those things that look like dragons! Now I heard that you like talents, so I came to visit you specially. After seven days, you ignored me. It turns out that you don't like talents, but you only like those who look like talents but are not talents. In the Song Dynasty, some were killed by the public, some loved to be killed, and some were raised in groups.

If you can understand the meaning of being killed, you will also win the hearts of the public. Hurt their families and satisfy their desire to be killed.

If you are in a hurry, you will be restricted from eating, for fear that many people will not obey you. First, you will say, "If there is harmony, will it be enough?" All the snipers are angry. Suddenly, he said, "Is it enough to keep in touch with each other?" All the people are squatting happily.

There was a man in the state of Song who liked keeping monkeys very much. He keeps a large group of monkeys at home. He can understand the meaning of the monkey, and the monkey can understand his mind.

He would rather reduce the consumption of the whole family than meet the requirements of monkeys. But after a while, my family became poorer and poorer, and I planned to reduce the number of times the monkeys ate chestnuts. But I was afraid that the monkeys would not listen, so I lied to the monkeys and said, "Is it enough for you to eat four chestnuts three times in the morning?" Hearing this, the monkeys all stood up and were very angry.

After a while, he said, "here are your chestnuts, four in the morning and three in the evening." Is that enough to eat? " Hearing this, the monkeys all fell on the ground and were very happy. Sun Shan, a native of Sun Shan, is a humorous person.

To carry his county, the villagers entrusted their children to go with them. The villagers are depressed, and the mountain is at the end of the list, so they return first.

Villagers asked him about his son's gains and losses, and Dashan said,' Sun Shan is the best place to learn his name, and Xianlang is beyond Sun Mountain. There was a man named Sun Shan in the State of Wu. He is an eloquent wit.

He went abroad to take part in the imperial examination, and he went with the son of a fellow countryman. When the list was published, the son of his fellow countryman failed the exam, and Sun Shan's name came last. When Sun Shanxian returned home, his fellow villagers came to ask if his son had been admitted.

Sun Shan said, "The last one on the list is my Sun Shan, and your son's name is still behind my Sun Shan.

Write an article about my favorite teacher with a translator. Everyone has his favorite teacher, and so do I.. My favorite teacher is Miss Wei, our English teacher. When we began to learn English, we found it difficult. Teacher Wei has a good idea to solve this problem. One day, Teacher Wei came into the classroom with some fruits, such as apples, bananas and oranges. She said, "Today we are going to learn the name of fruit. If you can tell me their names in English, you can eat these fruits. " All the students listen carefully and study hard. Some people even stood up to answer questions. Class is over, and all the fruits are gone. Since then, I have become more and more interested in English. I want to say from the bottom of my heart, "Thank you, Miss Wei!" " .

5. Who has a short story in classical Chinese (with translation) 2. There is a cloud in Feng Menglong's "Laughing Building": Phoenix is born, birds celebrate, bats don't come.

Huang said, "Why are you proud of living under me?" The bat said, "I've had enough. I belong to the beast. What's the use of congratulations? " One day when Kirin was born and the bat didn't come, Lin was also responsible. The bat said, "I have wings and belong to birds." How can I congratulate you? " When Lin and Huang met, they talked about bats and sighed to each other: "Nowadays, the world is evil and thin, and these people who are neither birds nor animals have been born. Really helpless. "

Phoenix is the king of birds. On Phoenix's birthday, all the birds came to congratulate him, but the bat didn't appear.

Phoenix stopped it and reprimanded it: "You are under my jurisdiction, how dare you be so arrogant!" " The bat stamped his foot and said, "I have animal feet. I am a citizen of the animal country." "Can your bird country manage me?" A few days later, Kirin celebrated her birthday.

Kirin is the king of beasts. All the animals came to celebrate their birthdays, but the bats still didn't show up.

Kirin stopped it and reprimanded it: "You belong to my jurisdiction, how dare you be so presumptuous!" " The bat flapped its wings and said, "I have wings and am a citizen of the country of birds." "Your animal kingdom is too wide!" One day, Phoenix and Kirin met. When it came to the bat, it realized that it was lying on both sides.

Phoenix and Kirin shook their heads and said with emotion, "The current atmosphere is too bad. It happened that these guys who were neither birds nor beasts were born, and there was really no way to do anything with them! " 3, Changyang learn to shoot Changyang learn to shoot the dragon slayer Zhu, the dragon slayer Zhu Wei: "Want to smell it? The king of Chu dreamed of clouds, which made dangerous people shoot birds.

Birds have hair, deer come from the king's left, and elk come from the king's right. The king drew his bow and shot an arrow. A mandarin duck brushed past Wang Zhan, and his wings hung like clouds.

The king aimed at the bow, but he didn't know what it was shooting at. Uncle Jin Yang said, "I can shoot a leaf from a hundred paces. If I shoot ten, I will miss." .

Learning archery from Tu, Zhu said, Do you want to know the truth about archery? Once upon a time, when the king of Chu was hunting in Yunmengze, he told people in danger to get the animals up and let them shoot. The animals flew and ran, and all came out. The deer ran to the left of the king of Chu, and the elk ran to the right of the king of Chu.

Wang Gang of Chu State drew his bow and shot an arrow. Suddenly, another swan flew over the flag of the king of Chu, and its wings were like drooping clouds. The king of Chu put an arrow on his bow and didn't know which one to shoot.

At this time, a doctor named Uncle Yang said to the king of Chu,' When I shoot an arrow, I put a leaf a hundred paces away and hit ten shots. If I put ten leaves there, I'm not sure if I can shoot it. His father is good at swimming [original] Those who go too far into the river want to throw their babies into the river when they see others.

The baby crows. People asked him why and said, "His father is good at traveling!" " A passerby on the river saw a man leading a child and throwing him into the river. The child was crying.

The man asked him why. The person who led the child said, "The father of the child is good at swimming."

Although the father is good at swimming, is his child good at swimming? 5, Tao Mu quit the original Tao Gong as a fish beam when he was young, and tasted his mother. The mother appointed an ambassador, but she wrote back to blame Naoto Kan and said, "As an official, you are not only useless, but also increase my worries."

In his youth, Tao Kan was a small official who inspected fish and beams, and once sent someone to send his mother a clay pot of fish with Chinese sauerkraut. His mother sealed the original jar and returned it to the sender. At the same time, she attached a letter blaming Tao Kan, which said, "As a small official, blocking me with public things is not good for me, but worries me.

6. Two Tigers Fighting [Original] (Side) Zhuangzi tried to stab a tiger, but the museum stopped him, saying, "Two tigers eat cows and fight for food. They fight, they fight. If they fight, the older one will get hurt and the younger one will die. From the wound, there must be the name of double Hu. "

Bian Zhuangzi thought so and made a decision. After a while, two tigers fought, the big one was injured and the little one died.

Zhuangzi stabbed him out of the wounded, and he got the credit from Shuang Hu. -"Historical Records" Bian Zhuangzi saw two tigers biting a cow and wanted to stand up and fight with the tigers.

His companion held him down and said, "Don't be busy. Beef tastes delicious. If it is not divided equally, two tigers will fight.

The result must be that the tiger with little strength was killed and the tiger with great strength was bitten. By that time, you will get twice the result with half the effort if you assassinate the injured tiger again! "Bian Zhuangzi listened to the suggestions of his companions.

In a short time, two tigers really fought for a cow leg. As a result, one tiger was killed and the other tiger limped.

At this time, Bian Zhuangzi jumped to his feet, raised his sword and stabbed the injured tiger. Within a few rounds, the tiger was stabbed to death.

In this way, Bian Zhuangzi killed two tigers in one fell swoop. 7. According to the picture, the original Bole "Xiang Ma Jing" has the language of "leisurely, hoof like a tired song".

His son traded the Horse Classic for a horse and went out to see the big toad, saying that his father said, "Get a horse, just like that one, but the hooves are not as good as the music!" " Bole knew his son's stupidity, but turned his anger into a smile and said, "This horse jumps easily and is unbearable." There are two sentences in Bole's "Yilin Felling Mountain" and "Xiangma Jing": "The main characteristics of a maxima are: its forehead is high and its eyes are large, and its hooves are like stacked wine blocks."

His son Xiang took him to find a maxima. When he walked out of the gate, he saw a big toad, and quickly took it home and told his father, "I found a swift horse, which is roughly the same as what you said in the Classic of Xiangma, except that its hooves are not like stacked wine."

Bole knew that his son was stupid and was angry at first, but he turned his anger into a smile: "This kind of horse is easy to jump and can't ride." 8. Guan Yinzi teaches archery [original] Liezi learns archery. If he wins, please go to Guan Yinzi.

Yin Zi said, "Who is the son of Zhi Zi?" Right: "Fu Zhiyi." Guan Yinzi said, "Impossible."

Retire to rule for three years and repay Guan Yinzi. Yin Zi said, "Why did Zi Zhi Zi win?" Liezi said, "I know."

Guan Yinzi said, "Yes, but don't lose it. Not only for one person, but also for the country and the body. "

-"Liezi" Guan Yinzi is a famous archery teacher. Liezi learned archery from him.

On one occasion, Liezi hit the bull's-eye several times in a row. He happily ran to ask Guan Yinzi, "Teacher, can I learn archery?" Guan Yinzi asked him, "Do you know the truth of hitting the bull's-eye?" Liezi said, "Then I don't know."

Guan Yinzi said, "That won't do, you.

6. Describe China's English composition (with Chinese translation, primary school). Miss Li is my Chinese teacher. She is about thirty years old. She is beautiful and young. Her hair is brown and curly.

Miss Li always wears a blue coat. I think her favorite color is blue.

Teacher Li is very friendly and cordial. Her class is very interesting, and we all like Chinese class.

She always smiles when she talks to us. Sometimes she is very strict with us. When we make mistakes, she often makes us stand up.

Miss Li often insists on attending classes when she is ill. She looks weak, but she is still beautiful.

Miss Li loves us very much. She teaches us very carefully. I think she is a good teacher. We all love her too.

I think a teacher is like a candle, burning himself to shine for others.

my Chinese teacher

Miss Li is my Chinese teacher. She is about 30 years old. She is beautiful and young. Her curly hair is brown.

Miss Li often wears a blue coat, so I think her favorite color is blue.

Miss Li is always so friendly and kind to us. Her class is lively and interesting, and we all like Chinese class. She always smiles when she talks to us.

Sometimes she is very strict with us. When we make mistakes, Miss Li asks us to stand up.

Miss Li insisted on giving us lessons when she was ill. She looks weak, but she is still beautiful.

Miss Li loves us very much and lectures very carefully. I think she is an excellent teacher and we all like her.

I think teachers are like candles, burning themselves and illuminating others!

7. How to write 1 in the classical Chinese format written to teachers in ancient times, sensitive and eager to learn, and not ashamed to ask questions-Confucius?

2, the industry is diligent, barren land; What is done in thinking is destroyed in following-Han Yu

3, learning without thinking is useless, thinking without learning is dangerous-Confucius

4. Knowing is not as good as being good, and being good is not as good as being happy-Confucius.

5, a threesome, there must be my teacher. Choose the good and follow it, and change the bad-Confucius.

6, Xing Yu Shi, Li Yu Li, Cheng Yu Le-Confucius

7. Don't do to others what you don't want them to do to you-Confucius

8, reading thousands of books, writing like a god-Du Fu

9. There are three kinds of reading, namely, heart, eyes and mouth-Zhu.

10, the foundation is to establish knowledge first, and the establishment of knowledge is based on reading-Ouyang Xiu

1 1. Read thousands of books and take Wan Li Road-Liu Yi.

12, black hair does not know to learn early, white hair regrets to learn late-Yan Zhenqing

13, the book is as affectionate as ever, and every blind date is gloomy and happy-Yu Qian

14, books or medicine, good reading can cure fools-Liu Xiang

15, if the young don't work hard, the old will be sad-"Han Yuefu". Changge Xing/The Long Ballad

16, don't be idle, grow old together and be heartbroken-Yue Fei

17. Try to know all the people in the world and make up your mind to read all the books in the world-Su Shi

18, birds want to fly first, people want to be advanced-Li Kuchan.

19, determined to be a true character, we must do our best to study-Ruan Yuan.

20. Indifference is unclear, and quietness is not far away-Zhuge Liang.

2 1, don't do it because of small evils, don't do it because of small goodness-Chen Shou's "History of the Three Kingdoms"

22. Be familiar with 300 Tang poems, and you can recite them even if you can't write them-Sun Zhu's Preface to 300 Tang Poems.

23, the book is used, you hate it less, and you don't know how difficult it is until you have been there-Lu You.

24, ask the canal is so clear, because there is a source of flowing water-Zhu.

25. I can never get tired of reading old books, and I won't know who I am until I read them carefully-Su Shi.

26. Those who are bookish must work hard, and those who are artistic must be skilled-Pu Songling.

27, reading a hundred times, its meaning is self-evident-"The History of the Three Kingdoms"

28. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step-Lao Zi

29, the road is long, Xiu Yuan Xi, I will search up and down-Qu Yuan.

30. Appreciating strange essays and solving doubts-Tao Yuanming

3 1, the method of reading, step by step, familiar and thoughtful-Zhu

32. My life is limited, but so is my knowledge-Zhuangzi.

33. If you don't learn, you won't learn. You can't learn without ambition-Zhuge Liang

34, jade is not cut, not a weapon; People who don't learn don't know —— The Book of Rites

8. My favorite teacher asks for a composition (please bring an interpreter).

my favorite teacher

Miss Gao is my favorite teacher. She teaches us Chinese. She is thirty years old. She is a lovely lady. She is of medium height. Her warm smile and long black hair are her signs.

Our class likes her very much because she is always kind to us. She is not only our teacher, but also our friend.

In my opinion, she is a clever teacher. She told us many stories. It seems that she knows everything. Besides, her article is very good. She told us that if we want to write good articles, we should read as many books as possible. She always cares about us. I think this is very important for a good teacher.

Miss Gao is my favorite teacher. She teaches us Chinese. She is 30 years old and a lovely lady. She is of medium height. Her warm smile and long black hair are her signs.

My classmates all like her because she is always kind to us. She is not only our teacher, but also our friend.

In my opinion, she is a clever teacher. She told us many stories and felt that she knew everything. Besides, her article is very good. She told us that if we want to write good articles, we should read as many books as possible. She always cares about us. I think this is very important for a teacher.

Writing points:

1. Who is your favorite teacher first?

Who do you like best?

2. Introduce the teacher's appearance and personality.

What does your teacher look like?

What is your teacher like?

3. Say why he/she is your favorite teacher.

Why do you like your teacher?

9. An English composition about my teacher, about 40 words. My English teacher is xu teacher with an interpreter. His English name is Martin. His English is very good. He always wears a pair of glasses. He likes to wear blue trousers. My teacher is very handsome. He often plays with us after class. He often reads books and English. His hobby is reading. Mr Xu likes to drink coke and eat French fries. Sometimes he is angry because we are naughty. Sometimes he is happy because we are fine.

My English teacher's name is Miss Xu, and his English name is Martin. His English is very good. He often wears glasses. He likes to wear blue trousers. My teacher is very handsome. He often plays games with us after class. He often reads books and English. His hobby is reading. Xu teacher likes to drink coke and eat French fries. Sometimes he gets angry because we are too naughty. Sometimes he is happy because we are obedient.

Mr Xu is very nice and handsome. We all like him.

Xu teacher is very kind and handsome. We all like him very much.

10. Introduce the teacher's English composition and translate seven sentences "My head teacher"

My head teacher in high school teaches me English. He is very handsome. He is thin for hard work. He is about forty years old. He looks very serious. But in fact, he is very kind, very good and warm-hearted.

My head teacher in high school teaches us English. He is very handsome. Because of hard work, he is very thin. About 40 years old. He looks serious, but in fact he is friendly, kind and enthusiastic.

On the one hand, he is serious about his studies. Whoever fails to finish his homework or cheat in the exam will be severely punished. Sometimes he will make those students do double their homework or take the exam again. Sometimes he will ask those students to write a report on this behavior. But when teaching us in class, he is so patient. The same is true when you ask him questions. On the other hand, he will play with us after class. At the same time, if anyone has any difficulties in study or daily life, he will not hesitate to lend a helping hand.

On the one hand, he is very strict with his studies. No matter who doesn't finish his homework or cheat in the exam, he or she will be severely punished. Sometimes he makes them do double their homework or take another exam. Sometimes he will ask them to write a report about their behavior. However, he is patient when he teaches us in class. It's the same when we ask him questions. On the other hand, he will play with us after class. At the same time, if any of us has any difficulties in study or daily life, he will not hesitate to lend a helping hand.

In a word, we love our head teacher, although sometimes he is very serious. We like his responsibility. We also appreciate his spirit of working wholeheartedly for students.

In a word, although he is sometimes serious, we love our head teacher. We like his sense of responsibility. We also appreciate his spirit of working wholeheartedly for students.