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How to comment humorously on a friend’s Moments

Funny comments on other people’s Moments

1. As long as you can dance well with a hoe, there is no corner that cannot be poached?

2. If someone pursues you, there will be no one in the world There is no woman who is not charming. That's why women are so fascinating.

3. One day, I told you that you were a pig, and you said: It’s weird that I am a pig. So I started calling you a pig. Finally one day you couldn’t help but declare loudly in front of everyone: I am not a pig!

4. I like rainy days, I like hearing the sound of rain hitting banana trees, I like watching roses swaying in the wind, and I like watching you even more. The charming gesture of gently stroking your long hair in the drizzle, it’s so small, it won’t kill you!

5. Do you think you look better in person or in photos? - Turn off the lights and you look better.

6. The frost is coming. May you be blessed with happiness and happiness, and a better life beckon to you; may good luck and wealth be brought down, and a bright future be waving to you; may success and comfort be brought down, and success in your work shake hands with you. . When frost comes, in addition to blessings, there are also reminders to pay attention to your health and keep warm.

7. Good people are set off by bad people like us.

8. So you keep farting loudly in the office, and your colleagues can’t help but ask you if you can keep quiet. Then I see you sitting there shaking and shaking, saying that you are on vacation, your family is being criticized, you have no money to go out, and you are very busy every day.

9. What are you doing? You replied that I have set it to vibrate!

10. I am busy, it is difficult to make money, I am troubled, I am a spendthrift, and I have worked hard all month , it will be spent in a few days. If the performance is not strong, you will have to eat the old food. He has struggled for decades just to get a bride. I wish you all the best in your busy schedule. Your career is prosperous and your wallet is full.

11. It is difficult to own a house or a car. We are all ordinary. Although we don’t have a job and don’t have enough money to make ends meet, we often sleep on the streets and like to play online games. However, we have a gentle personality and never have enough lovers. We will sleep with girls whenever we see them. Don't let go for no reason, be with me, we will last forever.

12. It’s fun to make money, and it’s even more fun to spend money. Everything in the world is fun. It doesn’t matter if you have money for a lifetime, money can be with you for a lifetime. Money that stays with you for a lifetime is called waste paper. In the end, it just goes out of your pocket and into his pocket. I wish you have money and have a good time today, and I wish you a good time making money and having a good time spending it.

13. That day, I wanted to go to the zoo to see orangutans, and you came. I told you my arrangement politely, but unexpectedly you suddenly turned your back and shouted: "Didn't you see that I am right in front of you? You actually want to go to the zoo to see it."