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Short sentences to comfort your husband when you make him angry
1. Don’t say you love me anymore, I can’t read that tenderness in your eyes. . . . . . . 2. A man needs dreams, direction, and company. 3. What my wife says when her brain is short-circuited: Alas, there will be another power outage tomorrow, and I can’t do anything except lie in bed and watch TV all day. Husband, after dinner, let’s go to the river and watch the sea! If you make me angry again, I'll slap you twice. 4. Husband, sometimes I am really ignorant. You work hard to make money, but I always make you angry! You always put up with me when I'm unreasonable. I will love you better and take care of you in the future! 5. I really want to blow the wind with you and blow away the unhappiness I have brought to you; I really want to be in the rain with you and wash away the dissatisfaction I have brought to you. Leave behind the happiness and sweetness of our love, I'm sorry! 6. I can't get into your eyes, so I let you leave my heart. 7. I'm sorry, although I haven't met you, but I have always been thinking about you in my heart. I have never forgotten how happy the time with you was. 8. Have you ever felt that your husband is like a child sometimes? He knows that he has made you angry, so he will act like a child who has made mistakes. He will smile at you before he wants to take the initiative to speak, or sometimes he will pretend to be angry. Keeping a straight face, but couldn't help but laugh out loud 9. Because of love, the distance gradually gets closer; because of love, the distance gradually moves away; because of you, true love slowly emerges; because of you, love comes quietly; thus, life becomes more and more beautiful . Thank you for your company, I love you day and night. 10. After thinking about it for a long time, I can only thank you for your kindness to me, but I cannot accept your love. I have let you down. I once loved you so much, but you abandoned me. 11. Can’t you tolerate a mistake made by someone who loves you? If you can forgive me, I will use my actual actions to make up for my mistake! 12. I made her angry today. This is the second time. what do I do. What should I do? 13. I have a good husband, and I am quite happy to be married to him—when he doesn’t make me angry or I don’t make him angry. 14. I’m sorry, I broke your heart, please forgive me. I will love you forever. 15. You once danced for me all my life. Now you are going to the nine heavens and ten earths, making me feel chilled and shed tears. 16. No words can replace my guilty mood. How can I get your forgiveness? 17. Loving you prevents me from losing you, and guilt prevents me from losing you. Calm down and tell you I'm sorry, I can't lose you! 18. Fortunately, there are more good people than bad people in this place. 19. Husband, I know that every time you quarrel with me, you may feel more uncomfortable than me, but I don't. Sometimes I'm so willful that I ignore you and don't talk to you. I'm really sorry... I know I was wrong... 20. Although we often quarrel and the words I say to you are all angry words said in a fit of anger, but in I still love you very much in my heart. Phrases to comfort your husband when you make him angry 2 1. Why are you so far away from me? Are we really so passive? It will kill you if you get closer to me? 2. Husband, I’m sorry for you. It’s all my fault. I won’t do it again in the future. I won’t make you angry anymore, just forgive me. 3. I’m sorry, although I haven’t met you, but I have always been thinking of you in my heart. I have never forgotten how happy the time with you was. 4. Regardless of right or wrong, on this beautiful day, I want to say I'm sorry. If our acquaintance in the vast crowd is fate arranged by God, let us start from scratch. 5. Girl, I was wrong. My husband and dad didn’t mean it. Please don’t be angry with me. I am a little baby. If my wife and mother are angry with me, I will be afraid. I will definitely pay attention to it in the future. My wife and mother love the baby the most. , I don’t want to make my wife and mother angry, I want to be in love with my wife and mother forever! 6. I have a good husband, and I am quite happy to be married to him—when he doesn’t make me angry or I don’t make him angry. 7 , I almost had a fight with my husband today. In fact, I was really looking forward to making me more angry so that I would have the courage to buy that expensive thing. 8. There was a man named Cao Rui who had an affair with a married woman. His uncle was the prime minister, and he did not dare to offend the cuckold husband. One day, he went on a tryst again, and the cuckold man was angry nearby. He happened to see the adulterer wearing yellow underwear.
Xiao Cao was frightened to death. Of course, Xiao Cao was quickly killed with a stick. Even his uncle, the prime minister, was demoted again and again and died on the road to exile. Yeah, wouldn’t a cuckold man like him be killed easily? 9. Remember four things every day: miss your wife, love your wife, love your wife, don’t make your wife angry, I miss you, my wife! I miss my wife lying down The feeling of sleeping on my body! Wife, you have to be obedient, eat well and sleep well! For our home and my wife’s happiness, my husband must work hard! Good night, I miss you! Oh! I love you! 10. A need Dreams need direction and someone to accompany you. 11. If your husband is someone who can’t do anything well, doesn’t care about people, doesn’t know how to be romantic, can’t handle things when they happen to him, and won’t say anything when he makes me angry. If you are so obedient and coaxing me, you will not make money. He is usually taciturn, but is considered by others to have a good temper. But they usually don't quarrel with me. Friends, if you meet such a man, will you marry him? If you get married, will you live with him for the rest of your life? Short phrases to make your husband angry 3. 1. Ten phrases to make your husband happy when he is angry 1. What is there? If you don’t understand, just kiss me. 2. Are you a book? Why do you feel sleepy the more you read? 3. You and I have nothing to talk about except love. 4. The Moments you have liked are called donuts. 5. The doctor said that I have hypoglycemia and I need you to say some sweet words to me. 6. Every pound of flesh in my body misses you. They are as heavy as missing you. 7. Do you know there are two cute things about me? One is that I am cute, the other is that I am cute with you. 8. Don’t be polite to me. Sooner or later, you will be a person with a household registration. 9. I like you very much without permission. I’m sorry. 2. The words that can best make your husband feel happy: 1. My brother’s legs are not legs, they are the spring water on the banks of the Seine. My brother’s back is not his back, but Bulgarian roses. 2. At this age, I say I love to talk hot, but I really like you. 3. I hope you know CPR. Why? Because you are so beautiful that it takes my breath away. 4. You are three and I am nine. Apart from you, it is still you. 5. I want to hold the position of your wife for the rest of my life. 6. Can you hold my hand from wife to old woman? 7. Meeting you is the luck of my life, and liking you is the best thing I have ever done. 8. I don’t want to be your sugar baby, I just want to be your cute ghost.
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