Alas, during the day he talked about braised chicken with chestnuts and asked me to prepare it for him. After dark, he went out to play, maybe he would get into some lucky game, and he wouldn't come b

Alas, during the day he talked about braised chicken with chestnuts and asked me to prepare it for him. After dark, he went out to play, maybe he would get into some lucky game, and he wouldn't come back until the second watch. I asked Erta to go find him. , the second tower won’t come back either, doesn’t this trap me to death! It would be better to die! "Li Wu listened under the table, oh, this guy from Data does all kinds of evil, and his wife is a good person. Braised chicken with chestnuts? I heard that there is this dish in Beijing, but I have never tasted it. I don't know what it tastes like. Li Wu went there when he was tired from squatting. Then he sat down, heated his butt, turned around and touched, um, it was a casserole. Li Wu opened the lid and felt it was still warm. He stretched out his hand, took a piece of chicken and ate it, and then another piece. After eating, trouble, what he got was a chicken drumstick. The drumstick had tendons and was stuffed between Li Wu's teeth. He forgot it at someone else's house. He accidentally exploded it in his mouth and made a squeaking noise. I heard: "Ouch! What did you eat secretly? Is it a cat? Is it a dog? "Any chivalrous master will imitate the meow of a cat, and Li Wu cried: "Ouch! ’ Just after calling, Li Wuxin said something bad! The bottle duster is making noise in the back room. Why? Data's wife came out with a duster and a lamp to beat the cat. Li Wu thought: Trouble, if she lifts the curtain and sees my two-legged cat, she will definitely shout: "Neighbors, there is a thief in our house!" What should I do? Should I show my sword? I'll kill her, I can't kill a good person! You can only kill bad guys! Things were said slowly but quickly. Da Ta's wife came out with a duster and a lamp. Li Wu, when he was angry, he did this skill called "Sticky Man". His backbone was pressed against the bottom of the table, and he pushed with these two hands. These two table legs, those two feet stepping on those two table legs, this is called Qigong. This is easy to practice. You have to hold your breath at that time. This is Kung Fu. Da Pei's wife put the lamp on the ground and wiped the table curtain. Da Pei's wife didn't look up. When she wanted to look up, she saw Li Wu. She looked down and saw the pot lid lying next to it. Da Pei's wife was puzzled: The cat ate it, and he ate a lot? This cat is so clever. After eating, the bones were left in a pile. Is this for human consumption? Da Ta's wife put a lid on the braised chicken with chestnuts and found half a brick to press it on. This time it was done. Carrying the lamp to the inner room, you still have to wait for the big tower. Li Wu got off the table and took a breath, thinking: Don't talk about building bricks, I can even lift the millstone! I took the bricks away, opened the lid and ate them again. I ate so hard that I choked on the chestnuts. What should I do? No water to drink. Hey, that's it, Li Wu squeaked as he picked up the casserole. Data's wife yelled again in the room; "Oh, it's going to kill me! I'm drinking soup again!" She came out again holding a lamp and a duster. Li Wu thought: He came out again, and he still ate according to the prescription. His body was glued to the bottom of the table. Data's wife came out with a lamp and lifted the table curtain to take a look, and was horrified: "Oh, I ate everything in the pot! Even if I don't eat it, it will be cold when I come back, and Data will have to beat me! Why don't I go to bed?" Da Ta's wife is out, what are you doing in the courtyard? Things that should be picked up, things that should be put away, for fear of causing trouble, tidy up so that you can sleep well. While cleaning up in the courtyard, he shouted: "Hey, they say there are ghosts, but I don't believe it. Why don't they just pull me in as a substitute? Why don't they just pull me away? It's better for me to die. I'll suffer every day while I'm alive!" Just as he said this, Li Wu also thought under the table: I can't hide here all the time! Besides, Data’s wife thought about it: a cat eats a pot, how big a cat is it? What if you want to see me when you come back? In a hurry, he came out from under the table. Where to hide it? The boxes and cupboards were all locked. When he looked up, he saw that the old house was all open. When Li Wu raised his waist, he lifted the roof. What was he doing? On the roof of the house, I waited for Datta to arrive, and I settled the score with Datta. Li Wu had just been lying on the couch in his room for a short time when he saw the door curtain was raised. There was no wind, not even a little bit of wind. A person came in from the outside. Li Wu's eyes were so fast that he didn't see this person. How did he get in? He didn't see his head and face clearly. He stood face-to-face after entering the door. Li Wu thought: Don't ask, this family is unlucky, they are guilty of heavy taxation, and there are thieves again.

"What do you think? It's a thief, right? He's in the house!" Li Wu said, "I've told the hall to see through it at home. I'll be waiting for you in Nancheng!" Li Wu left. When the squad leader heard this, he said: Oh, there is a wife thief in this house. If you catch one, you can get away with it. "Brother, surround the door of the house. Come out quickly!" Li Wu's wife tidied up in the house and came out with the package: "You guys, please go first! I am a thief's wife. I will play discs for you in court. I won't say anything!" "Okay, Da Liang, you can't run away!" Li Wu's wife followed him to the courtyard and slipped away. "Hey, you're leaving too!"